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The Howie Mandel School of Wishful Thinking, sales of Paterno's book come up a little behind, and decrease in world diaper output seems like a bum wrap: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/30 to 10/6
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-10-09 1:33:27 PM (6 comments) | Permalink
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Starting to spool up Headline of the Year for earlier in 2012, so TFers should start looking for some voting threads later this month.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-30 to Sat 2012-10-06:

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  Dozens of starlings killed in automobile collision. Have they stopped tweeting, Clarice?    
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  Men with shaved heads are more manly, dominant, says new study conducted by the Howie Mandel School of Wishful Thinking    
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  Just like subby, Swedish farmer gets 3:00am text from cows in heat    
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  Turns out Mars is warmer in winter than most of Canada. Scientists still puzzled by discovery of life in Canada    
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  American Airlines has so many loose seats turning up that it's starting to resemble a Catholic boy's school    
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  Man attacks wife with sandwich. Hopefully it wasn't a club    
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  As God is my witness, I thought Turkey wouldn't retaliate    
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  Body parts washing up on the beach are from a missing California hiker, which is why you don't go hiking in the ocean    
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  Amityville 'horror house' for sale as owners drop asking price from $1.35m to GET OUT (w/pics)    
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  Triton principal accused of covering up teachers' sex with students. Hera, give us strength    
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  Woman already in the news for her role in a bestiality case arrested for DUI. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and she's wearing Milkbone panties    
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Sports:

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  Dealer busted with "Lebron James" heroin. Rumor is that it doesn't get you high for nine years, and you have to combine it with two other superdrugs to get any kind of a buzz    
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  Miguel Cabrera joins Secretariat, Affirmed and Seattle Slew    
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  Sales of Paterno book come up a little behind    
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Geek:

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  Sociologist considers premature ejaculation successful human evolutionary trait. Here comOOPS, sorry    
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  Curiosity ready to scoop first soil sample, kill cat    
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  Researchers are set to debut an invisible car, are still working on invisible jet, method of changing your clothes by twirling around    
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Entertainment:

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  Rush finally nominated for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, will eventually lose out to such worthy artists as The Meters, Chic, and Albert King    
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  Taylor Hanson's wife MMMPops out her fifth child    
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  Christina Hendricks doesn't appreciate being referred to as "full-figured". No word on how she feels about being called zaftig, hefty, chunky, juggy, Rubenesque, or Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All    
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Politics:

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  Former McCain and Huntsman campaign strategist claims the Romney campaign is strategically placing groups of minorities in the crowds of his campaign stops. Subby suddenly has an idea for a new drinking game    
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  Tomorrow's debate will feature two candidates with wildly opposite takes on every issue. Oh, and the President will be there, too    
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  55% of doctors say they would vote for Romney if the election was today. Apparently, the Hippocratic Oath obligates them to help anyone on life support    
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Business:

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  Japanese chemical explosion to decrease world diaper output. Plant officials immediately blamed, say it's a bum wrap    
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  Pet shop owners complain of recent parrot thefts. Police say that they haven't heard a word    
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  The future shown in 'Demolition Man' just got one step closer: upscale Taco Bell opens in Denver    
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6 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2012-10-09 01:48:37 PM  
Any idea what happened to the post for 9/23-29?
 
2012-10-09 01:51:56 PM  

mootmah: Any idea what happened to the post for 9/23-29?


Click on "view entire blog" at the bottom of the post
 
2012-10-09 02:02:57 PM  

Arkanaut: mootmah: Any idea what happened to the post for 9/23-29?

Click on "view entire blog" at the bottom of the post


Cool, thanks. Never saw it go green and it isn't in the HOTW link.
 
2012-10-09 02:49:23 PM  
I've never seen a typo in a Fark headline before.
 
2012-10-09 02:53:05 PM  
So, we should, all... go west?

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2012-10-09 11:01:22 PM  
somebody mention Howie Mandel
 
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