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Nationals Park to DC Council: Would you like free tickets to every playoff game? DC Council: Thank you, but no. That might violate ethics. Nationals Park to DC Mayor: Would you like.... DC Mayor: OOOOH GIMMEEGIMMEEGIMMEE
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FrancoFile
2012-10-09 03:41:26 PM
1 votes:
Biatch set me up for a double play?
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food
2012-10-09 03:40:28 PM
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I wonder how many tickets you can stuff into a bra on short notice?
jeffowl
2012-10-09 03:25:47 PM
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The people in DC keep wondering why we don't let them elect senators or real representatives.
The_Original_Roxtar
2012-10-09 03:24:15 PM
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DC City Government... Ethics...
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