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(Mega 949)   Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "Yes, do you know why your motorcycle is on fire?"   (mega949.com) divider line 18
    More: Weird, Lake Oswego, flame spread, total loss  
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23573 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2012 at 1:24 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-09 02:15:52 PM
8 votes:
Officer: "Okay, buddy, where's the fire?"

Driver: "Right there."
2012-10-09 01:45:53 PM
2 votes:
Your bike is on fire meow.
2012-10-09 11:42:46 AM
2 votes:
the fuel in the gas tank contributed to the rapid flame spread

No shiat.
2012-10-09 07:27:37 PM
1 votes:

moike: ScottRiqui: Here's mine - my wife calls it the "pimp parade float". A 944cc twin gets out of its own way just fine, even with two people and luggage.

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I used to have one just like that with the exception of the paint...

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Quite a fun little commuter... I miss it at times, but I still have (and always will have) my dead-reliable M944.

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I didn't know you were a Farker! I can't remember when I first saw your bike (the Ducati.ms forum, perhaps?), but I've always loved it. Glad to hear you still have it. I had a 2000 M900 before the ST2, but I wadded it against a guardrail, almost losing a leg in the process.
2012-10-09 05:47:56 PM
1 votes:

ScottRiqui: Pray 4 Mojo: ScottRiqui: Here's mine - my wife calls it the "pimp parade float". A 944cc twin gets out of its own way just fine, even with two people and luggage.

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Is that a stock color?!?

The red parts are - the white and green are custom. The previous owner had it painted, and whoever shot the paint did a beautiful job - lots of extra clear coat and wet-sanding. The color transitions and the airbrushed "Ducati" logo are completely buried in the clear - you can run your finger across them and not feel them.


That's pretty sweet.

Guy musta been Mexican.
2012-10-09 03:45:26 PM
1 votes:

Rent Party: I got pulled over in Bend, Oregon while riding my motorcycle too fast for the local po-po. I took off my helmet and was about to give him the sob story of how I hadn't been home in months and was just in a hurry hey I'm active duty military cut me a break... when his car completely overheated, blew it's radiator and started foaming all over the shoulder.

I told him if he could come up with a helmet I'd give him a ride into town. He laughed, called his buddies, and let me go.

/ Cool cop in Oregon. Who knew?!


Be grateful you weren't a long-haired Vietnam Vet, trained to eat things that would make a billygoat puke.
2012-10-09 02:51:19 PM
1 votes:
Officer: No, sir, it's not illegal to tow a boat. But we do require that it be on a trailer.
No, I don't need a beer, and neither do you.
Sir, could you please tell your friends to get out of the boat?

/old Foxworthy is pretty funny
2012-10-09 02:27:58 PM
1 votes:
Shame the officer was safe.
2012-10-09 02:02:57 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Dazrin: CapeFearCadaver: They left out the most important information from that 'story': what type of motorcycle?

It was a Harley, wasn't it?

I'll bet it was a Harley.

The local news said it was a BMW.

Well, that's sad. I officially give a shiat now.


I thought the police usually went for BMWs not Harleys. You know, so they can turn corners 'n' stuff.
2012-10-09 01:54:02 PM
1 votes:

redmid17: DaddyRat: Fano: Your bike is on fire meow.

Did you just say "meow"?

Not so funny meow, is it?


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2012-10-09 01:47:29 PM
1 votes:
Cloying Voice-Over Narrator: "Now we all know that them Duke Boys win more than their fair share of battles with the law, but sometimes a win is just too precious for words and you have to Thank the Lord for the Day's Blessings with dance."
2012-10-09 01:36:56 PM
1 votes:
"... fuel in the gas tank..."

So they found evidence of an accelerant? Nail that bastard for insurance fraud and arson.
2012-10-09 01:36:03 PM
1 votes:
cdn.ifanboy.com
2012-10-09 01:35:23 PM
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: ... grabbing as much as he could from the bike including such as the radar gun and saddle bags.
newsbusters.org


Those were the only items he was able to recover as the fire grew rapidly.

Reporter, did you know your editor was asleep that day?

2012-10-09 01:33:41 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-09 01:29:08 PM
1 votes:
... grabbing as much as he could from the bike including the radar gun and saddle bags.
Those were the only items he was able to recover as the fire grew rapidly.


Reporter, did you know your editor was asleep that day?
2012-10-09 01:13:21 PM
1 votes:
Burnt bacon.
2012-10-09 12:53:34 PM
1 votes:
idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com
 
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