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(The Morning Call) NewsFlash Jerry Sandusky sentenced to 30 to 60 years of being a wide receiver   (mcall.com) divider line 39
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2012-10-09 11:45:10 AM  
6 votes:
To all those thinking that Sandusky is going to get raped in prison, how do you know he's not going to be doing the raping?

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"Hurrrm. None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me."
2012-10-09 02:21:39 PM  
5 votes:
Jerry Sandusky today (_!_)
Jerry Sandusky tomorrow (_O_)
2012-10-09 12:09:11 PM  
5 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Rape has never been funny. Ever.


Except when it's a clown raping a mime. Because the mime keeps running into those invisible walls every time they try to run away...
2012-10-09 12:13:40 PM  
4 votes:
I'm a guard in a men's prison outside of Phoenix. Whenever a guy like this comes in, we always rub a little pine tar around his asshole. It draws the rapists out like flies to honey. And it's hard for him to wipe off so we don't have to keep reapplying it. I can't go to a baseball game and smell that stuff without cracking up.
2012-10-09 11:30:42 AM  
4 votes:
Great job, Justice Department... now what are you doing about this guy? 
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2012-10-09 11:27:26 AM  
4 votes:
SO YOU'RE CELEBRATING THE ANTICIPATED PRISON RAPE OF A NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL

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PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO HOW RAPISTS ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM
2012-10-09 01:28:37 PM  
3 votes:
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"Jerry, his starfish Sandusky'd."
2012-10-09 11:11:11 AM  
3 votes:

star_topology: bluorangefyre: Not long enough. There's still a slight chance the farker could get out alive. Why didn't they sentence him to the maximum of 442 years?

He is going to die in prison anyway.


He's 68 now. At minimum sentence length he'd be 98 years old if he managed to survive. Now factor in thirty years of medical advancements, and theoretically speaking he could actually still get out alive and be 128 years old.

He'd probably look like this though:
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2012-10-09 11:08:23 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-09 03:10:26 PM  
2 votes:

Warlordtrooper: Yep the current students and players deserve to be punished. That's logical


A college education is for learning the readings and geographies and subjects and matriculations and What Not. That our Homeland Higher Education system has become the farm system to the NFL, as well as a billion-dollar sports-entertainment industry in its own right is a sad distraction. If a young man is attending Penn State to play football, he's attending Penn State for the wrong reason. He should go there to learn a professional skill like medicine, law, theology, engineering, or mechanical. He should be learning to be a good citizen and not taking from the poor. He should be learning to be good to a woman who can become his wife, go to church, and raise a family. The football does not teach such things and what not.

For the others who are there because the football program is "YAY!!", again, for the wrong reason they have chosen this school. They should study electrical and engineering and Internet so they can make our world safer. Perhaps television programmings to teach about a good life and learning to teach others to learn and grow. Big Bird and not Jerry Sandusky. The Penn State is a fine college and has always been a fine college. Except that my grandparents both went to Juniata College, although my grandmother could have attended the Penn State, but my grandfather played Baseball, but only until he finished school, then he worked for Remington and Dupont, but not because of baseball, but because he was a good man and working hard, and the Depression, and then a war.

And when someone cries for the young men hurt by the program, or complains that a young women will go to get her teaching certificate but she can't marry an NFL football star from Penn State and what not, then she should not be teaching our youths, but should become a nurse and volunteer in Central America.
2012-10-09 11:50:49 AM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: AbbeySomeone: I expect him to start singing like a canary now that he's been sentenced. There were many others involved in this. But yeah, if he does that he'll get 'suicided' real quick.

He is appealing the case and will die in denial.


I'm betting it'll be de shower
2012-10-09 11:21:11 AM  
2 votes:
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Rape isn't what he needs to worry about right now. [too-old.jpg]

He has the popularity of Jeffery Dahmer, so the only thing he might expect would be a shank necklace.
2012-10-09 11:16:22 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-10 06:26:00 PM  
1 votes:
So you have to be asking yourself, ugly as you are, how repulsive looking the guy that makes you his lady friend is gonna be. I mean, prison is a lonely place, and you sure as a hundred moons ain't gonna be pitching, so what kind of sorry ass troll is gonna get blue enough to grapple with you? Shudder to think.
2012-10-09 10:30:11 PM  
1 votes:

Two16: vudukungfu: He should be chemically castrated
with acid.

And then tweet about it while it happens.


OKAY BALLS ARE FALLING OFF
2012-10-09 04:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

mainstreet62: cgraves67: Am I to understand that it is a 60 year sentence with the possibility of parole after 30 years?

I think he can get released when he's 98, if he makes it that long and/or the Sisters don't get to him first.


(In Morgan Freeman's voice) Sandusky wound up in the graveyard that night, and Boggs got a ticker-tape parade.
2012-10-09 02:43:13 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: varmitydog: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x429]

But Graham Spanier isn't going to jail. The man who was in THE key position to put a stop to all this and didn't has just walked away from the scandal, after the flimsiest bit of plausible deniability. And nobody is even talking about him anymore. He's picked up an executive position with a firm that does "consulting" work for the Department of Homeland Security, a government make-work program. That, and the slap on the wrist to the Penn State football program, makes one think that there is a whole lot more to the scandal than just Sandusky

Which is why the entire program should have been shut down.


Which is why the entire school should have been shut down, all staff fired without compensation, all students turned away without refund, the buildings leveled and the area flattened, the earth salted and the name of the university stricken from all records. Honestlh the entire staff should be branded on the foreheads so all people who meet them in the future will know what taint they have been close to and perceived nothing, did nothing. There should be a black scorch mark where a place of learning used to be with a monument that reads a warning for future generations of what happens when you knowingly or unknowingly harbor a monster.

They are punishing one man, he had a support system that enabled him. It should be burned down.
2012-10-09 02:35:08 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-10-09 01:31:06 PM  
1 votes:
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"Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?"
2012-10-09 12:31:48 PM  
1 votes:

varmitydog: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x429]

But Graham Spanier isn't going to jail. The man who was in THE key position to put a stop to all this and didn't has just walked away from the scandal, after the flimsiest bit of plausible deniability. And nobody is even talking about him anymore. He's picked up an executive position with a firm that does "consulting" work for the Department of Homeland Security, a government make-work program. That, and the slap on the wrist to the Penn State football program, makes one think that there is a whole lot more to the scandal than just Sandusky


Which is why the entire program should have been shut down.
2012-10-09 12:27:22 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the thread where we show how much we detest rape, rapists and child rape by writing out elaborate rape scenarios?
2012-10-09 12:26:35 PM  
1 votes:
i like that sandusky believes his victims went to the media for prestige.
you know, like victim #14, how could we forget his name?
2012-10-09 12:05:30 PM  
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: He should be forced to watch Gallery Girls.


He should be forced to watch "The View" every day.

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2012-10-09 12:03:00 PM  
1 votes:

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Interesting, so this piece of shiat finally gets what he deserves. Meanwhile Mike McQueary, who witnessed some of this go down will get a nice payday from Penn State and fade away pockets full....Interesting.....


That's why the program should have been shut down as well.
2012-10-09 12:02:10 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: wxboy: He won't be hurting anyone at 98.

98 year olds are still perfectly capable of causing harm to others. Don't be obtuse.


Yeah... he could still drive through a farmer's market or something
2012-10-09 12:02:04 PM  
1 votes:
Interception in the end zone?

/as if football wasn't already ass-fixated.
2012-10-09 11:51:08 AM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Not long enough. There's still a slight chance the farker could get out alive. Why didn't they sentence him to the maximum of 442 years?


Because Pennsylvania is a corrupt state run by a corrupt Government and a corrupt Police force.
Toss in some corrupt businesses, and corrupt schools, and you have DAs dissappearing and kids getting raped and no one sayig anything. I mean look at how they treat their water in that state. Well, they don't.
You have some of the most ignorant folks on the planet living there. They even have their own bastardization of "Y'all" and think fraking will save thier hides, when all it will do is deplete any reserves, pollute their already destroyed streams, and devalue the existing properties.
2012-10-09 11:49:22 AM  
1 votes:
Ironically, he's not the one who'll be going deep.
2012-10-09 11:39:37 AM  
1 votes:
What 30 years might look like to Jerry

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And Penn State wins by coming from behind!
2012-10-09 11:37:07 AM  
1 votes:
Is he still allowed to work with the Penn State football team? Seriously, with all the time on his hands, he could game plan some serious defensive wrinkles. It would give him a positive outlet and help the team rebuild its beleaguered program. He did the crime. Now he's doing the time. Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water.
2012-10-09 11:35:03 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: kiteless: Works out to 8 months per count on the low end. You can get more time for having a bag of weed. How much time would you want him to have, regardless of his age, if he raped your 10 year old?

yesterday was a fark article on a DWI lad having sex while driving. he killed his girlfriend and a mother of four. he is looking at 48 months. the penal system in america is a poor joke, an insult to many.


Was the man named Tobias Beecher?
2012-10-09 11:26:42 AM  
1 votes:
Better stock up, Jerry.

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2012-10-09 11:14:43 AM  
1 votes:
Started as a tight end
2012-10-09 11:12:06 AM  
1 votes:
Hey Jerry, man. Watch out for your cornhole.
2012-10-09 11:09:07 AM  
1 votes:
www.meh.ro

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2012-10-09 11:08:45 AM  
1 votes:
That's a hell of a sentence, Jerry.
2012-10-09 11:07:14 AM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: In before, OMG ONLY 30 YEARS! outrage.


You're tooooooo late!

/and yes, I'm saying that in Swiper's voice
2012-10-09 11:06:43 AM  
1 votes:

Claude Ballse: 1 more to complete today's prison rape trifecta.


Here, I'll go ahead and post som Crystal Skull pics.
2012-10-09 11:06:16 AM  
1 votes:
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