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(Journal News)   Inmates file civil-rights suit for $500M over lack of dental floss, plan on movin' to Montana if they win   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, ziploc, Yonkers, guilty plea, federal judges, Westchester County  
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2012-10-09 11:01:19 AM  
2 votes:
No dental floss? Do they not have a thread of decency?
2012-10-09 09:46:23 AM  
2 votes:
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"i see what you did there."
2012-10-09 01:01:35 PM  
1 vote:
Well dental floss is important in prison. Those pubic hairs can be hard to out from between your teeth.
2012-10-09 12:45:49 PM  
1 vote:
Next they'll be wanting a pair of heavy-duty zircon encrusted tweezers.
2012-10-09 12:42:36 PM  
1 vote:
All they need is a cup of coffee and a pigmy pony!

/+1, subby!
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