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2012-10-09 09:39:04 AM  
Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?
 
2012-10-09 09:57:15 AM  
Nein, nein, nein
 
2012-10-09 09:57:52 AM  

Sybarite: Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?


The Pizza Hut near my house is the closest I've found to the Lamppost Pizza in Amaheim. Still deficient in a lot of ways, but kinda-sorta close. Lamppost was greasy, but what flavorful grease it was! Also,all the grease was on top of the 'za. The Pizza Hut near my house has a greasy, yet fairly flavorful deep dish crust with little grease on top. I still prefer Lamppost and get it every time I go to SoCal for visits, but if I want greasy "kill me now by clogging my arteries in two slices" I go for the deep dish crust from the Hut.

/good thing I can't eat two slices at a time
 
2012-10-09 10:00:42 AM  
'Which food product do you prefer as a penis analogue, sausage or pepperoni?'

Does that cover their requirement?
 
2012-10-09 10:14:45 AM  
That would be so easy...

"Mr President, Mr Romney... I'm working with a small local business at night to help pay for my college loans. The cost of fuel for delivering pizza keeps rising, cutting into my income, and making life harder for the manager of the business. What would you do to help stabilize fuel prices to help our small business so we can keep delivering tasty pizza to hungry Americans?

It's got everything you need.
 
2012-10-09 10:21:34 AM  

Shadow Blasko: That would be so easy...

"Mr President, Mr Romney... I'm working with a small local business at night to help pay for my college loans. The cost of fuel for delivering pizza keeps rising, cutting into my income, and making life harder for the manager of the business. What would you do to help stabilize fuel prices to help our small business so we can keep delivering tasty pizza to hungry Americans?

It's got everything you need.


Yes, I know... It does not cover the requirements in TFA... but it could get asked.
 
2012-10-09 10:25:37 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nein, nein, nein


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I approve this message.
 
2012-10-09 10:28:48 AM  
If John Schnatter claims he'll have to charge 15 cents more per Papa John's pizza due to Obamacare, and then announces he'll give away 2 million free pizzas, exactly whose fault is it when Papa John's starts losing money?
 
2012-10-09 10:37:59 AM  

Sybarite: Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?


It's definitely a sentence, but I think it would fall into the "cruel and unusual punishment" category, so I doubt it would even actually be legal.
 
2012-10-09 10:54:32 AM  

EyeballKid: If John Schnatter claims he'll have to charge 15 cents more per Papa John's pizza due to Obamacare, and then announces he'll give away 2 million free pizzas, exactly whose fault is it when Papa John's starts losing money?



Peyton Manning's.
 
2012-10-09 12:30:16 PM  
Pizza Hut is the worst pizza in America, bar none. And it's also one of the most expensive pizza chains out there.

How is this place still in business?
 
2012-10-09 12:33:49 PM  

sigdiamond2000: How is this place still in business?


It has, for decades, enabled the "Pizza Slut" or, if you have a friend named Pete, "Pete's a slut" jokes. That's basically it.
 
2012-10-09 12:39:21 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza in America, bar none. And it's also one of the most expensive pizza chains out there.

How is this place still in business?


Why do we have reality shows and Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-10-09 12:46:02 PM  

Pocket Ninja: sigdiamond2000: How is this place still in business?

It has, for decades, enabled the "Pizza Slut" or, if you have a friend named Pete, "Pete's a slut" jokes. That's basically it.


Pizza slut, because its slimy, greasy and cheap.
 
2012-10-09 12:46:43 PM  
fark pizza hut for trying to lower the level of political discourse even further.
 
2012-10-09 12:46:50 PM  
In before PIZZA HUT PIZZA SUCKS!!!!!!

/that's the joke
 
2012-10-09 12:47:11 PM  
I like Pizza Hut

/haters gonna hate
 
2012-10-09 12:48:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza in America, bar none. And it's also one of the most expensive pizza chains out there.

How is this place still in business?

Why do we have reality shows and Honey Boo Boo?


But those are free. Pizza Hut is more expensive than any other pizza chain and it tastes like boiled ass. You can buy a better, larger pizza at Little Caesar's (granted, it's still pretty sh*tty) for half the price. It's simple economics. It's my basic argument against places like Olive Garden and Red Lobster, too. It's not so much that it's crap, it's that it's not even cheap crap.

Also: Don't impugn all reality shows. Project Runway is awesome.

www.givememyremote.com

"It looks...matronly."
 
2012-10-09 12:48:27 PM  
Governor Romney, when was the last time you ate a pizza that didn't have white truffle and caviar on it?
 
2012-10-09 12:49:41 PM  
what if I asked the question wearing a Domino's uniform?
 
2012-10-09 12:50:25 PM  
this establishment & Friendly's... i'll never know why people order their food or how they keep from going under.
 
2012-10-09 12:53:48 PM  
Anchovy!
 
2012-10-09 12:54:02 PM  
Pizza Hut isn't great pizza, but it's acceptable pizza, unlike Papa John's where you ooze garlic out of your pores for the next few days after consumption. PZone is alright as well, considering the difficulty in finding an actual calzone these days.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Sybarite: Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?

The Pizza Hut near my house is the closest I've found to the Lamppost Pizza in Amaheim. Still deficient in a lot of ways, but kinda-sorta close. Lamppost was greasy, but what flavorful grease it was! Also,all the grease was on top of the 'za. The Pizza Hut near my house has a greasy, yet fairly flavorful deep dish crust with little grease on top. I still prefer Lamppost and get it every time I go to SoCal for visits, but if I want greasy "kill me now by clogging my arteries in two slices" I go for the deep dish crust from the Hut.

/good thing I can't eat two slices at a time


Lamppost is solid. You might want to try Ameci's.
 
2012-10-09 12:57:07 PM  
Okay so you got your vegetables for life. What about meat? Stupid liberal vegetarian contest.
 
2012-10-09 12:58:08 PM  
Romney: "Mr. President, what toppings do you like on your pizza?"

Obama: "I like sausage and extra cheese. How about you?"

Romney: "I like pepperoni and mushrooms."

[high-five each other over winning free pizza for life]
 
2012-10-09 12:58:55 PM  
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"Usually briefs."
 
2012-10-09 12:59:54 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza in America, bar none.


Said the guy who's never eaten at Shakey's.
 
2012-10-09 01:00:42 PM  
Whaddyamean, pepperoni OR sausage?!
 
2012-10-09 01:02:00 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Romney: "Mr. President, what toppings do you like on your pizza?"

Obama: "I like sausage and extra cheese arugula and dijon mustard. How about you?"

Romney: "I like pepperoni and mushrooms caviar and truffle."

[high-five each other over winning free pizza for life not having eat at Pizza Hut]

 
2012-10-09 01:02:01 PM  
Obama is from Chicago. That is the ONLY place real pizza is made. as far as Pepperoni or Sausage? Why can't it be both?

/Romney probably puts caviar on his.
//tool
 
2012-10-09 01:04:01 PM  
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
 
2012-10-09 01:04:32 PM  
Oh good, a stupid question with a worthless answer. Our presidential debates obviously need more of those.
 
2012-10-09 01:06:12 PM  
Thank you for choosing Carls' Jr.
 
2012-10-09 01:07:10 PM  
Crazy Tea Party Audience Member: What do you want on your tombstone?
i.imgur.com

Obama:
playfulness.in

Secret Service:LOL!
 
2012-10-09 01:07:15 PM  

abhorrent1: Obama is from Chicago. That is the ONLY place real pizza is made.


9thcivic.com
 
2012-10-09 01:13:12 PM  
Mr President, Governor, because both of your economic proposals are farcical to the extreme and neither of you have a vision worth a darned I guess I can take a verbal dump right here at this venue and ask "Sausage or pepperoni" because that answer might actually be the only truthful response all night though I doubt the response will be truthfull nonetheless.
 
2012-10-09 01:20:50 PM  
As for the best pizza. Davis Bro's in Peoria IL. It is ultra thin crust, almost no sauce.
 
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2012-10-09 01:30:09 PM  
Someone is totally going to ask this question. Free pizza for life? This is exactly why America is so fat.

A much better question would be "so how's it hanging? (laughs) Does this correspond to the direction of your party?"

Maybe I'm the only one who's curious, though...
 
2012-10-09 01:31:19 PM  

abhorrent1: Obama is from Chicago. That is the ONLY place real pizza is made. as far as Pepperoni or Sausage? Why can't it be both?

/Romney probably puts caviar on his.
//tool


Thank god someone finally proclaimed the hard truth.
 
2012-10-09 01:33:58 PM  

IrateShadow: fark pizza hut for trying to lower the level of political discourse even further.


This is what i came here to say. fark you pizza hut, this is a presidential election not bullshiat for you to exploit for advertising purposes.
 
2012-10-09 01:35:23 PM  
Trolling the presidential debates.

Stay classy, Pizza Hut.
 
2012-10-09 01:40:44 PM  

abhorrent1: Obama is from Chicago. That is the ONLY place real pizza casserole is made.


Fixed!
 
2012-10-09 01:41:34 PM  
Pizza Hut: the exception to the "Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good" rule. There must be fans of greasy, tough, biscuitty crust covered in a brownish sauce (from way too much oregano) and cheese-food product, but it is the one pizza I will not eat.
 
2012-10-09 02:03:30 PM  
This kind of shiat should be against the law. Pizza Hut should not be allowed to operate for one day.
 
2012-10-09 02:07:47 PM  

bhcompy: Pizza Hut isn't great pizza, but it's acceptable pizza, unlike Papa John's where you ooze garlic out of your pores for the next few days after consumption. PZone is alright as well, considering the difficulty in finding an actual calzone these days.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Sybarite: Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?

The Pizza Hut near my house is the closest I've found to the Lamppost Pizza in Amaheim. Still deficient in a lot of ways, but kinda-sorta close. Lamppost was greasy, but what flavorful grease it was! Also,all the grease was on top of the 'za. The Pizza Hut near my house has a greasy, yet fairly flavorful deep dish crust with little grease on top. I still prefer Lamppost and get it every time I go to SoCal for visits, but if I want greasy "kill me now by clogging my arteries in two slices" I go for the deep dish crust from the Hut.

/good thing I can't eat two slices at a time

Lamppost is solid. You might want to try Ameci's.


I'm in NorCal now, the SacTown burbs, and the nearest Ameci's to me is in Rohnert Park. Well, I guess next time I'm out that way I can make a stop and compare them to Cici's (our local, awesome pizza) or Zelda's (my mother's favorite local pizza). We do have a couple of Lamppost pizza restaurants in parts of NorCal I visit often, but they do not compare to the Anaheim Lamppost.
 
2012-10-09 02:11:57 PM  
for great trolling, the person needs to ask: "Sausage or pepperoni?" Then ask: Domino's or Papa John's?
 
2012-10-09 02:13:37 PM  

DeaH: Pizza Hut: the exception to the "Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good" rule. There must be fans of greasy, tough, biscuitty crust covered in a brownish sauce (from way too much oregano) and cheese-food product, but it is the one pizza I will not eat.


The last time I ordered a Pizza Hut pizza (yes, kind of on purpose), it tasted like chemicals. I think they had forgotten to wipe the Easy-Off out of the oven. Haven't ordered from them since.

/Didn't bother to complain, because I figured they'd give me a coupon for a free pizza which I'd be compelled by OCD to use, which would result in another chemical pizza, which would result in another free pizza coupon I'd be compelled to use, ad infinitum until I died of oven cleaner poisoning.

//God how I miss The Pie.
 
2012-10-09 02:16:03 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: bhcompy: Pizza Hut isn't great pizza, but it's acceptable pizza, unlike Papa John's where you ooze garlic out of your pores for the next few days after consumption. PZone is alright as well, considering the difficulty in finding an actual calzone these days.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Sybarite: Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?

The Pizza Hut near my house is the closest I've found to the Lamppost Pizza in Amaheim. Still deficient in a lot of ways, but kinda-sorta close. Lamppost was greasy, but what flavorful grease it was! Also,all the grease was on top of the 'za. The Pizza Hut near my house has a greasy, yet fairly flavorful deep dish crust with little grease on top. I still prefer Lamppost and get it every time I go to SoCal for visits, but if I want greasy "kill me now by clogging my arteries in two slices" I go for the deep dish crust from the Hut.

/good thing I can't eat two slices at a time

Lamppost is solid. You might want to try Ameci's.

I'm in NorCal now, the SacTown burbs, and the nearest Ameci's to me is in Rohnert Park. Well, I guess next time I'm out that way I can make a stop and compare them to Cici's (our local, awesome pizza) or Zelda's (my mother's favorite local pizza). We do have a couple of Lamppost pizza restaurants in parts of NorCal I visit often, but they do not compare to the Anaheim Lamppost.


If you get down to the east bay area, try Skipolini's. They have a few different locations (Walnut Creek, Concord, Antioch, etc).
 
2012-10-09 02:16:11 PM  

Sybarite: Pizza Hut pizza for life? Is that a reward or a sentence?


Came to say this.

Blech!!
 
2012-10-09 02:38:53 PM  

TheHappyCanadian: what if I asked the question wearing a Domino's uniform?


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