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(KnoxNews)   You know you're giving a bad sermon when you get interrupted by a hammer-wielding bath salts user   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Hawkins County, congregations, interrupts  
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2012-10-09 02:03:44 PM  
1 vote:
Kudos to the cops for doing what they're trained to do. In AZ, and many other places, the cops would have shot him.
2012-10-09 01:15:39 PM  
1 vote:
so, church's have been interrupted by a naked guy on PCP, now a hammer wielding guy on bath salts...

what's next? furry intervention?
2012-10-09 12:41:49 PM  
1 vote:

biyaaatci: The full story is even more hilarious.

I know, right? That's the one I submitted.
2012-10-09 12:29:07 PM  
1 vote:
If faith can move mountains, it should be able to deal with alledged hammer-wielding.

I mean, unless it's this guy.

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2012-10-09 11:46:18 AM  
1 vote:

the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫

This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.
2012-10-09 09:28:56 AM  
1 vote:
If I had a hammer...
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