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2012-10-09 09:24:46 AM
I just met you
And this is crazy
I'm high on bath salts
Hammer time, maybe?
 
2012-10-09 09:28:56 AM
If I had a hammer...
 
2012-10-09 10:27:08 AM

kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...


This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫
 
2012-10-09 10:36:38 AM
Pretty piss poor soldier of Christ if he didn't even have a broadsword behind the altar.
 
2012-10-09 11:46:18 AM

the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫


This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.
 
2012-10-09 11:59:49 AM

kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫

This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.


I don't know who'd win, but I do have a general idea how much I'd fork over to watch that on pay-per-view.
 
2012-10-09 12:27:12 PM
So, he just runs in there, screams "I'm on bath salts!!!" then runs out?

Ha!
 
2012-10-09 12:29:07 PM
If faith can move mountains, it should be able to deal with alledged hammer-wielding.

I mean, unless it's this guy.

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WHERE ARE YOUR FROST GIANTS NOW?
 
2012-10-09 12:29:23 PM

kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫

This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.


Why are you talking about it on Fark instead of writing up a proposal to get this on TV?
 
2012-10-09 12:29:29 PM
Church finally just got intresting
 
2012-10-09 12:29:30 PM
For lo, is it not written that when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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2012-10-09 12:30:20 PM

Valiente: I mean, unless it's this guy.


Can we post more pictures of him? I'm bored. And he's pretty.
 
2012-10-09 12:32:30 PM
cdn1.screenrant.com

I'M ON BATH SALTS!
 
2012-10-09 12:35:15 PM
 
2012-10-09 12:36:11 PM
Doth mother know you did raideth her drug stash?
 
2012-10-09 12:36:54 PM

kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫

This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.


It said that the church was being held in the "Ross Campground community," whatever that is.
 
2012-10-09 12:37:41 PM
Hammer fights just might be a reason to get me back into a church.
 
2012-10-09 12:38:43 PM
No face eating?
 
2012-10-09 12:41:49 PM

biyaaatci: The full story is even more hilarious.


I know, right? That's the one I submitted.
 
2012-10-09 12:48:15 PM
One wonders if we would have these problems if we kept pot legal.
 
2012-10-09 12:50:54 PM

you are a puppet: [cdn1.screenrant.com image 570x300]

I'M ON BATH SALTS!


=D
 
2012-10-09 01:06:33 PM

meat0918: One wonders if we would have these problems if we kept pot legal.


I doubt it and think it's funny that more people die each day from tobacco and booze, yet pot, which is harmless, is illegal

Now you may choke on your 3rd helping of Taco Bell, but that's about all that will happen
 
2012-10-09 01:06:48 PM
Both officers observed marks on the door consistent with that version of events.

Solid police work right there folks!
 
2012-10-09 01:13:07 PM
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2012-10-09 01:14:21 PM

biyaaatci: kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫

This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.

It said that the church was being held in the "Ross Campground community," whatever that is.


Really, who cares? It's clearly yet another American tornado magnet.
 
2012-10-09 01:15:39 PM
so, church's have been interrupted by a naked guy on PCP, now a hammer wielding guy on bath salts...

what's next? furry intervention?
 
2012-10-09 01:15:50 PM
Meh, he must have been on the cheap shiat you get from the Dollar Store, not the expensive stuff you get from Bed, Bath, and Beyond, because he did not try and eat someone.
 
2012-10-09 01:16:19 PM

pute kisses like a man: so, church's have been interrupted by a naked guy on PCP, now a hammer wielding guy on bath salts...

what's next? furry intervention?


more likely, interrupted by bad grammar. doh.

/ churches
 
2012-10-09 01:31:15 PM
So is this what they call a disgruntled worshiper?

\ RIP Carlin, sorry you missed the fun.
 
2012-10-09 01:49:25 PM

TOY Moose: So is this what they call a disgruntled worshiper?

\ RIP Carlin, sorry you missed the fun.


Oh he would have been ALL over this. It would have made for great material.
 
2012-10-09 02:03:44 PM
Kudos to the cops for doing what they're trained to do. In AZ, and many other places, the cops would have shot him.
 
2012-10-09 02:34:19 PM
*gasp*
www.lawlz.org
 
2012-10-09 03:49:01 PM

Valiente: If faith can move mountains, it should be able to deal with alledged hammer-wielding.

I mean, unless it's this guy.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 560x375]

WHERE ARE YOUR FROST GIANTS NOW?


Does he need CPR? Because I TOTALLY know CPR.
 
2012-10-09 03:54:53 PM

you are a puppet: [cdn1.screenrant.com image 570x300]

I'M ON BATH SALTS!


from the Nostrils Of Fury series seen on PBS
 
2012-10-09 03:57:26 PM

ciberido: Valiente: If faith can move mountains, it should be able to deal with alledged hammer-wielding.

I mean, unless it's this guy.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 560x375]

WHERE ARE YOUR FROST GIANTS NOW?

Does he need CPR? Because I TOTALLY know CPR.


Back off biatch. I already called dibs!
 
2012-10-09 04:02:00 PM

Valiente: biyaaatci: kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: If I had a hammer...

This was my headline:

♫ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd get all wigged out on bath salts, I'd interrupt a church service, I'd get my ass kicked by the cops, all over this land ♫

This was up in the Kingsport area; good chance the church could have been a snake handlin' church. Hard to say who would win in a battle between a bath-salt crazed drugie wielding a hammer and a old time holiness pentecostal preacher doing a windmill with too fistfulls of venomous snakes.

It said that the church was being held in the "Ross Campground community," whatever that is.

Really, who cares? It's clearly yet another American tornado magnet.


Actually, it's surprisingly bare--at least if teh Google Maps and the Kingsport local paper description are at all on, it looks like the incident happened at a Methodist church in the area and the "Campground" is an unplanted "cropland" area that seems to be of the sort often used in that part of the world as a campground three times a year (namely, the two times a year that NASCAR events happen and the one time a year NHRA events happen over at Bristol Motor Speedway a bit down US 11E from Kingsport).
 
2012-10-09 07:20:29 PM
Why would a bath salts user be wielding a hamster?
 
2012-10-09 07:25:37 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Valiente: biyaaatci: kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus:

Actually, it's surprisingly bare--at least if teh Google Maps and the Kingsport local paper description are at all on, it looks like the incident happened at a Methodist church in the area and the "Campground" is an unplanted "cropland" area that seems to be of the sort often used in that part of the world as a campground three times a year (namely, the two times a year that NASCAR events happen and the one time a year NHRA events happen over at Bristol Motor Speedway a bit down US 11E from Kingsport).


In that part of the world "campgrounds" were places where tent revivals were held during the summer months, a tradition that dates back well before the days of running moonshine (in an automobile at least).
 
2012-10-10 01:37:22 AM

WeenerGord: Why would a bath salts user be wielding a hamster?


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