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(Fox News)   Relax, there are no black UN helicopters coming to take over America. But we've written this book about all the SYMBOLIC black helicopters that the Obama-backed UN cabal is going to use to destroy this nation's freedom, so let us tell you of those   (foxnews.com) divider line 37
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2012-10-09 11:29:46 AM  
5 votes:

cig-mkr: WTF? People actually believe this shiat? Someone is off their meds.


Hey! That's enough of that!
2012-10-09 11:13:08 AM  
5 votes:
You will all be receiving strongly worded letters from this ineffectual, weak, and incompetent yet all-powerful, diabolically genius cabal called the UN.

This has happened because the UN overwhelmed our weak, incompetent, empty-suit president 0bama when he colluded in secret with our enemies in a brilliant plan to surrender American sovereignty and rule us like the brutal dictator he truly is.

Wake up, sheeple!
2012-10-09 11:11:23 AM  
4 votes:
If they were white helicopters, the author would be fine with it.
2012-10-09 11:26:25 AM  
3 votes:

seadoo2006: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x298]


"In Dick Morris's defense, he is a lying sack of shiat.": Jon Stewart
2012-10-09 11:18:59 AM  
3 votes:
You know what else the UN has?

1000words1000days.com

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
2012-10-09 11:16:12 AM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-09 11:48:05 AM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: Now I would like to say that Obama is wise enough not to commit political suicide for his party by letting the UN tax America...

But then I remembered this is the guy who was so hell bent on getting his foot in the door in his quest to destroy the American health care system that he signed ObamaCare against overwhelming American opposition and the 2010 election was the result.


My god man, that is forced. Try some Metamucil, before concerning again.
2012-10-09 11:26:25 AM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!


The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-09 11:23:23 AM  
2 votes:
I shouldn't have read that.
No I can see my brains running out of my nose onto the desk in front of me.
2012-10-09 11:19:33 AM  
2 votes:
See Dick shill.

Shill, Dick, shill.

See Dick pander to slack-jawed morons who adore being deliberately and calculatedly lied to.

Pander, Dick, pander.

See Dick sell his soul for a f**king bowl of beans.

See Dick be worshipped by the morons.

Who gave you your marching orders to write this book, Dick?
2012-10-09 11:15:50 AM  
2 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!


I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!
2012-10-09 11:14:19 AM  
2 votes:
cdn.tss.uproxx.com

If we would have elected the other black guy, we wouldn't have this issue. He knows how to play hardball with those commies over at the UN.
2012-10-09 11:11:52 AM  
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-09 11:10:49 AM  
2 votes:
That was a fascinating piece of the effects of schizophrenia.
2012-10-09 01:02:33 PM  
1 votes:
Meanwhile, that one guy who watches MSNBC told me that Romney heats his mansion with illegal immigrants.
2012-10-09 12:23:41 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA:


A "Robin Hood" tax on financial transactions. Every time you buy or sell a stock or a bond or exchange money while travelling, you'd be hit with a financial transactions tax (a percentage of your transaction) that would go to the UN. - Being talked about in the EU to stop risky, dangerous and economy disabling casino banking practices. Haven't heard of the UN leading this


A global tobacco tax with the funds to flow to the World Health Organization (WHO).
Stupid tobacco killing people

A UN-imposed tax on billionaires all over the world. And don't delude yourself for a moment that it is only the 1600 current billionaires who will be hit. Once the precedent of a UN tax on US citizens is approved, it will gradually grow downwards to cover more and more Americans. Again the funds will go to the UN. Pfft who cares about Billionaires


Under the Law of the Sea Treaty - up for Senate ratification in December of the lame duck session - offshore oil and gas wells would have to pay a proportion of their revenues to the International Seabed Authority, a UN-sponsored organization, which would distribute the loot to the third world. ISA isn't the UN but whatever. They look after the see bed while Exxon, Shell, BP et al rape the fark out of it. Making the oil and companies pay for this work seems fair.


A carbon tax on all U.S. or other foreign commercial or passenger aircraft flying to Europe. Nominally to fight climate change, these revenues would also go to the third world.
Just Europe? The UN is limiting its scope these days or maybe this is another EU driven initiative.


A mandatory assessment to be imposed on the U.S. to compensate third world nations for the costs of reducing their carbon output.
What is this I don't even, under Kyoto and other treaties developing countries weren't going to reduce emissions


These taxes are, of course, only the first steps. Once the principle is established of UN taxation of American citizens, the sky is the limit.
Of course it is.

My favourite part

And where would the money go? To so-called less developed countries. The taxes are part of a global plan of redistribution of wealth from the Northern Hemisphere (US, Europe, Japan) to the Southern Hemisphere (Latin America, Africa, and South Asia). Get a map moran! Most of Africa and almost all of South Asia is in the Northern Hemisphere 
2012-10-09 11:54:45 AM  
1 votes:

Xythero: MurphyMurphy: It's cool though because this is "an opinion guy"

You guys just don't understand Fox news.

They aren't trying to misinform and lie to people.
And all their viewers understand the difference between the news pieces and the opinion pieces.

/off to start my own sarcasta-ball league


Even for Fox News, this is outrageous. I can't believe they would print something so patently absurd.


i.huffpost.com

You were saying?
2012-10-09 11:52:37 AM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: See Dick shill.

Shill, Dick, shill.

See Dick pander to slack-jawed morons who adore being deliberately and calculatedly lied to.

Pander, Dick, pander.

See Dick sell his soul for a f**king bowl of beans.

See Dick be worshipped by the morons.

Who gave you your marching orders to write this book, Dick?


Give the man a break, hiring a prostitute to suck your toes doesn't come cheap. especially when you have the sort of "old man with Fritos for toenails" kinda feet Dick Morris has these days
2012-10-09 11:51:58 AM  
1 votes:

John_David_Stutts: OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.

My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.


Last time I went to a gun show; I ran into "the committee to elect RON PAUL". They (3 guys) had several taxidermied animals around their table; one of which was a squirrel. I had to walk away before I made a joke about 3 nuts and a squirrel.

/ I know, csb
2012-10-09 11:50:10 AM  
1 votes:
The good news is that Dick Morris is never right.
2012-10-09 11:46:40 AM  
1 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.


My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.
2012-10-09 11:45:16 AM  
1 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.


The helicopters are harder to spot now because the have a stealth mode, and the Google Maps was actually commissioned by "them". And the relocation/reeducation camps are there, but not seen because they are a top secret underground facility.
2012-10-09 11:41:32 AM  
1 votes:
Article written by teabaggers for teabaggers,
2012-10-09 11:39:51 AM  
1 votes:
"I smoke rocks" - Fox News Blogger
2012-10-09 11:38:14 AM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]


Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.
2012-10-09 11:27:02 AM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: You know what else the UN has?

[1000words1000days.com image 575x370]

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2012-10-09 11:24:53 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
2012-10-09 11:23:21 AM  
1 votes:
Hey; if Obama wanted to head of debate like this; he'd pledge, in a binding form, not to allow the UN to tax the US. Just sayin'

/ He gave us a pledge? Unheard of; absurd! He gave us a pledge?

// if your sarcasm detector didn't just go off; you need to change the batteries
2012-10-09 11:18:53 AM  
1 votes:
Booga Booga!!! F.U.D. from FOX.

While we're speculating, I've heard that Romney's new world order of no regulations will allow corporations to round up the poor and sell their body parts to the highest bidder. The Market will set the price as the difficulty of hunting the poor (supply) clashes with the worldwide need (demand) for organs, bones, skin, etc.

See, in Romney's world, even the poor will have jobs and help create wealth for the job creators!

/Am I doin' it right? Do I now get an "opinion article" on FOX?
2012-10-09 11:17:00 AM  
1 votes:
the UN is just a bunch of communist dictator wannabe's but we will feel the pinch from this abomination!
2012-10-09 11:15:55 AM  
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: wow, these idiots are doing they can to encourage right-wing terrorism after Obama wins


ITYM "Freedom Bombers."
2012-10-09 11:14:24 AM  
1 votes:
Who needs FreepImpact when you have FoxNews?
2012-10-09 11:12:43 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!
2012-10-09 11:12:09 AM  
1 votes:
He will invite the United Nations to tax Americans directly.

I farking lold
2012-10-09 11:08:55 AM  
1 votes:
So, other people heard them too?
2012-10-09 11:07:35 AM  
1 votes:
Gods damn you f*cking toasters. GO AWAY.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 10:13:21 AM  
1 votes:
So basically they took the old ZOG thing and tweaked it a bit.
 
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