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(Fox News)   Relax, there are no black UN helicopters coming to take over America. But we've written this book about all the SYMBOLIC black helicopters that the Obama-backed UN cabal is going to use to destroy this nation's freedom, so let us tell you of those   (foxnews.com) divider line 41
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2012-10-09 11:31:38 AM
5 votes:
2012-10-09 11:14:24 AM
5 votes:
wow, these idiots are doing they can to encourage right-wing terrorism after Obama wins
2012-10-09 11:34:05 AM
3 votes:
It's cool though because this is "an opinion guy"

You guys just don't understand Fox news.

They aren't trying to misinform and lie to people.
And all their viewers understand the difference between the news pieces and the opinion pieces.

/off to start my own sarcasta-ball league
2012-10-09 11:19:33 AM
3 votes:
See Dick shill.

Shill, Dick, shill.

See Dick pander to slack-jawed morons who adore being deliberately and calculatedly lied to.

Pander, Dick, pander.

See Dick sell his soul for a f**king bowl of beans.

See Dick be worshipped by the morons.

Who gave you your marching orders to write this book, Dick?
2012-10-09 11:16:12 AM
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-09 11:13:29 AM
3 votes:
Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary
2012-10-09 12:23:41 PM
2 votes:
FTFA:


A "Robin Hood" tax on financial transactions. Every time you buy or sell a stock or a bond or exchange money while travelling, you'd be hit with a financial transactions tax (a percentage of your transaction) that would go to the UN. - Being talked about in the EU to stop risky, dangerous and economy disabling casino banking practices. Haven't heard of the UN leading this


A global tobacco tax with the funds to flow to the World Health Organization (WHO).
Stupid tobacco killing people

A UN-imposed tax on billionaires all over the world. And don't delude yourself for a moment that it is only the 1600 current billionaires who will be hit. Once the precedent of a UN tax on US citizens is approved, it will gradually grow downwards to cover more and more Americans. Again the funds will go to the UN. Pfft who cares about Billionaires


Under the Law of the Sea Treaty - up for Senate ratification in December of the lame duck session - offshore oil and gas wells would have to pay a proportion of their revenues to the International Seabed Authority, a UN-sponsored organization, which would distribute the loot to the third world. ISA isn't the UN but whatever. They look after the see bed while Exxon, Shell, BP et al rape the fark out of it. Making the oil and companies pay for this work seems fair.


A carbon tax on all U.S. or other foreign commercial or passenger aircraft flying to Europe. Nominally to fight climate change, these revenues would also go to the third world.
Just Europe? The UN is limiting its scope these days or maybe this is another EU driven initiative.


A mandatory assessment to be imposed on the U.S. to compensate third world nations for the costs of reducing their carbon output.
What is this I don't even, under Kyoto and other treaties developing countries weren't going to reduce emissions


These taxes are, of course, only the first steps. Once the principle is established of UN taxation of American citizens, the sky is the limit.
Of course it is.

My favourite part

And where would the money go? To so-called less developed countries. The taxes are part of a global plan of redistribution of wealth from the Northern Hemisphere (US, Europe, Japan) to the Southern Hemisphere (Latin America, Africa, and South Asia). Get a map moran! Most of Africa and almost all of South Asia is in the Northern Hemisphere 
2012-10-09 11:50:10 AM
2 votes:
The good news is that Dick Morris is never right.
2012-10-09 11:41:27 AM
2 votes:
So we've figured out that Dick Morris is full of conspiratorial shiat on the level of WHARBARHBL. That's a good start, but he's also full of shiat on the level of "I don't know how the fark the United States government works." Here's why:

FTFA: And, since they would be enumerated in a Treaty - not an act of Congress -- only the president and the Democratic Senate need be on board.

Except...a treaty requires a two-thirds (2/3) supermajority of the Senate to approve it. And since the Senate is currently only barely more than half Democrat, the supermajority won't be met.

Courtesy Wikipedia: "A treaty may be ratified by a two-thirds supermajority of the Senate; this last happened in 2010 when the Senate voted 71-26 to ratify the New START Treaty with Russia." (Article: "Supermajority")

So a turncoat "Democrat" who "served" under "Bill Clinton" is lying his ass off to make nice with his Republican overlords. Color me surprised.
2012-10-09 11:27:47 AM
2 votes:
y would advise investing in gold based on this article. I, however, am putting it all in aluminum.

"While it doesn't matter what I think, I kinda have to tip my hat to any entity that can bring so much integrity to evil. I mean, imagine this: a seemingly voluntary, privatized gulag which has managed to eliminate the meddling middlemen of public accountability and free will and wrap it up in a little bow and give it to the public like a gift. I mean, come on this is awe inspiring stuff." - Barris
2012-10-09 11:27:21 AM
2 votes:
The people who believe this insane shiat are the same people who mock the UN for being ineffective.

I guess being phenomenally stupid goes hand-in-hand with being gullible.

Just like how Obama is both a muslim and a puppet of a crazy christian preacher at the same time!!!

/Republican propaganda reads like the worst science fiction. It would be truly laughable if is wasn't for the fact that all the 'Joe Sixpacks' out there just lap it up.
2012-10-09 11:26:25 AM
2 votes:

seadoo2006: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x298]


"In Dick Morris's defense, he is a lying sack of shiat.": Jon Stewart
2012-10-09 11:19:12 AM
2 votes:
Now they're just making shiat up.
2012-10-09 11:15:05 AM
2 votes:
Who wants to bet their "book" will be sold at a reduced price to WND readers?
2012-10-09 11:14:19 AM
2 votes:
cdn.tss.uproxx.com

If we would have elected the other black guy, we wouldn't have this issue. He knows how to play hardball with those commies over at the UN.
2012-10-09 11:13:08 AM
2 votes:
You will all be receiving strongly worded letters from this ineffectual, weak, and incompetent yet all-powerful, diabolically genius cabal called the UN.

This has happened because the UN overwhelmed our weak, incompetent, empty-suit president 0bama when he colluded in secret with our enemies in a brilliant plan to surrender American sovereignty and rule us like the brutal dictator he truly is.

Wake up, sheeple!
2012-10-09 11:12:09 AM
2 votes:
He will invite the United Nations to tax Americans directly.

I farking lold
2012-10-10 01:14:27 AM
1 votes:
I must be getting old...
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2012-10-09 04:47:23 PM
1 votes:
Black helicopters are so last decade. Predator drones flying overhead are the new hit with conspiracy theorists these days.

The fact Fox news hasn't reported this yet is becau
2012-10-09 01:46:47 PM
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: pag1107: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 640x480]

Really? You don't wear a tinfoil hat? F*ck, I wear a tinfoil hat to protect my tinfoil hat.

Crazy? Nope...you're just gullible as is anyone else here who "trusts" the government. Personally, I've stopped drinking the kool-aid. So say it after me: "I trust and want the federal government to be my parent and regulate everything I eat, drink, purchase, drive, wear, or any other conduct or behaviour I might engage in. Oh and I too feel like our nation should apologize for being the U.S. in every way to all countries." Good.

I don't trust a damn thing the government does. If all the Democrats chide the Republicans for wanting to be the "world police" and step into any war, civil or not, but they DO want the U.S. government to f*cking bankroll the entire world.


replace 'government', 'federal government', 'U.S. government' and 'nation' with 'corporation' or 'corporations' or global multi-nationals... rinse, repeat...
2012-10-09 01:06:41 PM
1 votes:

tommydee: Meanwhile, that one guy who watches MSNBC told me that Romney heats his mansion with illegal immigrants.


Yeah, bring that up.

Link

During last night's Republican presidential debate in Las Vegas, Nev., former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney admitted that a lawn company he had used hired illegal immigrants and that when he found out he told the company it could not have illegal aliens working on his property because he was running for office.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry brought the issue up during the debate. "You stood here in front of the American people and did not tell the truth that you had illegals working on your property," Perry said, "and the newspaper came to you and brought it to your attention, and you still, a year later, had those individuals working for you.

"The idea that you can sit here and talk about any of us having an immigration issue is beyond me," said Perry. "I've got a strong policy, I've always been against amnesty. You, on the other hand, were for amnesty."

Romney responded: "Okay. You wrote an op-ed in the newspaper saying you were open to amnesty. That's number one. Number two, we hired a lawn company to mow our lawn, and they had illegal immigrants that were working there. And when that was pointed out to us we let them go. And we went to them and said--"

"A year later?" Perry interrupted.


"You have a problem with allowing someone to finish speaking," said Romney. "And I'd suggest that if you want to become president of the United States, you have got to let both people speak. So first, let me speak.

"So we went to the company," Romney continued, "and we said: Look, you can't have any illegals working on our property. I'm running for office, for Pete's sake, I can't have illegals. It turns out that once again they hired someone who had falsified their documents, had documents, and therefore we fired them."
2012-10-09 12:05:45 PM
1 votes:
In one regard, it's fun, and quite justifiable, to disparage the U.N. This could be done in a strongly worded letter. It's an almost completely useless bureaucracy, even if it does have six organs. (The jokes write themselves, folks) On the other hand, it's collecting approx. $7.7 billion this year from the U.S., so it really ain't that funny.  You could actually fix some bridges and etc. with that kind of money.
2012-10-09 11:56:58 AM
1 votes:
How does Dick Morris still make a living? Seriously. What the tap-dancing Jesus justifies publishing anything this loon writes?
2012-10-09 11:54:54 AM
1 votes:

Devo: Where can I buy gold, Fox News?


part of me wants to. The price keeps effing going up. I just can't bring myself to buy anything at 20 year highs.
2012-10-09 11:53:11 AM
1 votes:
My bro-in-law believes that Obama is a Muslim extremist, a communist (like the Nazis, according to him) and also the actual anti-Christ... and that he has a people chipping machine all ready to go to start beast-marking everybody as soon as he's re-elected.

What's really scary is the overwhelming number of complete wackadoodles who believe exactly the same thing.

America has went completely off the rails on a crazy train.
2012-10-09 11:50:15 AM
1 votes:

MurphyMurphy: It's cool though because this is "an opinion guy"

You guys just don't understand Fox news.

They aren't trying to misinform and lie to people.
And all their viewers understand the difference between the news pieces and the opinion pieces.

/off to start my own sarcasta-ball league



Even for Fox News, this is outrageous. I can't believe they would print something so patently absurd.
2012-10-09 11:41:32 AM
1 votes:
Article written by teabaggers for teabaggers,
2012-10-09 11:39:51 AM
1 votes:
"I smoke rocks" - Fox News Blogger
2012-10-09 11:37:04 AM
1 votes:

USP .45: "Under the Law of the Sea Treaty - up for Senate ratification in December of the lame duck session"

so why are you all just writing it off when it's a reality?


Yes, some of these things are real as they involve international trade. Do i care? No. I don't trade internationally. And to pretend that regulation of international trade is akin to directly taxing Americans is absurd.
2012-10-09 11:36:10 AM
1 votes:

BHShaman: Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary


It is in the Opinion section.

In all seriousness though, this makes me sad because uneducated folk will read this and get all fired up believing it; siting it as proof to their uneducated friends.
2012-10-09 11:28:51 AM
1 votes:
WTF? People actually believe this shiat? Someone is off their meds.
2012-10-09 11:27:19 AM
1 votes:
One has to wonder if the Faux Noise execs laugh their asses off when people read crap like this and believe it.
2012-10-09 11:23:23 AM
1 votes:
I shouldn't have read that.
No I can see my brains running out of my nose onto the desk in front of me.
2012-10-09 11:16:58 AM
1 votes:

BHShaman: Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary


I prefer Fox Warble.com.
2012-10-09 11:15:50 AM
1 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!


I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!
2012-10-09 11:11:52 AM
1 votes:
Not sure what's meant to be "scary" here, the article or the headline.
2012-10-09 11:11:25 AM
1 votes:
FFS
2012-10-09 11:11:23 AM
1 votes:
If they were white helicopters, the author would be fine with it.
2012-10-09 11:10:49 AM
1 votes:
That was a fascinating piece of the effects of schizophrenia.
2012-10-09 11:09:37 AM
1 votes:
Oh yeah, this troll gold is instagreen.
2012-10-09 11:07:35 AM
1 votes:
Gods damn you f*cking toasters. GO AWAY.
 
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