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(Fox News)   Relax, there are no black UN helicopters coming to take over America. But we've written this book about all the SYMBOLIC black helicopters that the Obama-backed UN cabal is going to use to destroy this nation's freedom, so let us tell you of those   (foxnews.com) divider line 165
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2012-10-09 04:47:23 PM  
Black helicopters are so last decade. Predator drones flying overhead are the new hit with conspiracy theorists these days.

The fact Fox news hasn't reported this yet is becau
 
2012-10-09 05:28:40 PM  

Faddy: ISA isn't the UN but whatever. They look after the see bed while Exxon, Shell, BP et al rape the fark out of it. Making the oil and companies pay for this work seems fair.


I gave you +1 Funny for "see bed."
 
2012-10-09 06:50:55 PM  
futurepredictions.com

a.abcnews.com

What actual Black Helicopters might look like.
 
2012-10-09 07:49:10 PM  

howdoibegin: CornerPocket: In one regard, it's fun, and quite justifiable, to disparage the U.N. This could be done in a strongly worded letter. It's an almost completely useless bureaucracy, even if it does have six organs. (The jokes write themselves, folks) On the other hand, it's collecting approx. $7.7 billion this year from the U.S., so it really ain't that funny.  You could actually fix some bridges and etc. with that kind of money.

Apparently they don't write themselves, as you apparently had to have others write them for you.



Well, I think that any organization that apparently considers itself to apparently have six organs is apparently funny. Apparently you don't, but that's OK. Apparently, anyway.
 
2012-10-09 07:51:59 PM  

PsiChick: Rascal King: That was a fascinating piece of the effects of schizophrenia.

The 'smart' and 'funny' buttons, I miss them so.


Really?
 
2012-10-09 07:56:26 PM  

tommydee: Do you also think professional wrestling is real? Did anyone on the planet (besides maybe you) fail to notice that Morris' screed was in the OPINION section? You should, like, read more and stuff.


Perhaps if you let me Google that for you, you'd understand why making delusional untrue factual statements isn't excused just because it's done in an option piece.

Now, if we were talking about satire, as in "isn't it hilarious to think someone could be as paranoid as I'm pretending to be," then at least we'd be on the same page.
 
2012-10-09 08:18:59 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Perhaps if you let me Google that for you, you'd understand why making delusional untrue factual statements isn't excused just because it's done in an option piece.

Now, if we were talking about satire, as in "isn't it hilarious to think someone could be as paranoid as I'm pretending to be," then at least we'd be on the same page.


We'd be on the same page, maybe, if you had some education. And since you're lacking that (or maybe have the wrong number of chromosomes), then here is a clue: when communicating OPINION, it's considered a waste of words to always be adding things like 'as far as I'm concerned' or 'for all I know', etc. Are you really as clueless as you seem, or just trying to be difficult?

Jesus H Ross Christ, man: do you see ANYONE on the editorial/opinion pages bending over backwards so you mouth-breathers don't get the wrong idea? No, you don't, and that's because most people know what they're reading.

At any rate, I wish I could say that someone broke into my account to waste time with you. 'Hickory' smoked indeed.
 
2012-10-09 08:27:31 PM  

G.I.R.B.: PsiChick: Rascal King: That was a fascinating piece of the effects of schizophrenia.

The 'smart' and 'funny' buttons, I miss them so.

Really?


Short, sweet, to the point, and decently amusing. Why not?
 
2012-10-09 08:28:21 PM  
Nothing like scaremongering for a quick buck.
 
2012-10-09 08:29:38 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Not sure what's meant to be "scary" here, the article or the headline.


What's scary is that anyone would take that article seriously.
 
2012-10-10 01:14:27 AM  
I must be getting old...
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-10 10:54:17 AM  
Wow.
 
2012-10-10 11:31:38 AM  

Farking Canuck: The people who believe this insane shiat are the same people who mock the UN for being ineffective.

I guess being phenomenally stupid goes hand-in-hand with being gullible.

Just like how Obama is both a muslim and a puppet of a crazy christian preacher at the same time!!!

/Republican propaganda reads like the worst science fiction. It would be truly laughable if is wasn't for the fact that all the 'Joe Sixpacks' out there just lap it up.


They are just being fair and balanced, presenting both sides. They understand only one can be true and Fox respects its audience enough to let them choose. You don't get those options anywhere else.
 
2012-10-10 11:51:42 AM  

mytdawg: A UN-imposed tax on billionaires all over the world. And don't delude yourself for a moment that it is only the 1600 current billionaires who will be hit. Once the precedent of a UN tax on US citizens is approved, it will gradually grow downwards to cover more and more Americans. Again the funds will go to the UN.

No, don't delude yourself. Let me do it for you. 1600 billionaires looking for a place to hide. Makes 'em easier to kill and eat.


We are occupying the wrong part of the world to get our money.
We need to go to war and occupy about 10 offshore island states.

/bonus/ no Taliban, just bankers to overthrow
 
2012-10-10 07:35:50 PM  

snocone: mytdawg: A UN-imposed tax on billionaires all over the world. And don't delude yourself for a moment that it is only the 1600 current billionaires who will be hit. Once the precedent of a UN tax on US citizens is approved, it will gradually grow downwards to cover more and more Americans. Again the funds will go to the UN.

No, don't delude yourself. Let me do it for you. 1600 billionaires looking for a place to hide. Makes 'em easier to kill and eat.

We are occupying the wrong part of the world to get our money.
We need to go to war and occupy about 10 offshore island states.

/bonus/ no Taliban, just bankers to overthrow


Wait till you see the toys they've saved up!
 
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