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(Fox News)   Relax, there are no black UN helicopters coming to take over America. But we've written this book about all the SYMBOLIC black helicopters that the Obama-backed UN cabal is going to use to destroy this nation's freedom, so let us tell you of those   (foxnews.com) divider line 165
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2012-10-09 11:37:57 AM

offmymeds: cig-mkr: WTF? People actually believe this shiat? Someone is off their meds.

Hey! That's enough of that!


Yeah, I saw "offmymeds" right after I punched the Add Comment button.
I don't know if off my meds is any better then a Chantix moment.
 
2012-10-09 11:38:14 AM

offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]


Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.
 
2012-10-09 11:39:38 AM
(Of course, we do not believe that actual black UN helicopters will land in our midst to take over our country. But we use the symbolism to warn that the liberal, bureaucratic elites in the UN, enabled by Obama and Hillary, mean to create global governance to override American self-rule and independence).

Eh. Consider me cynical. I doubt he's trying to engineer a UN takeover of the USA.

More likely, like most socialist-leaning leaders, he will attempt to create a mandatory welfare state for the purpose of collaborating with his internationalist comrades.
 
2012-10-09 11:39:51 AM
"I smoke rocks" - Fox News Blogger
 
2012-10-09 11:40:03 AM
also;

"But we use the symbolism to warn that the liberal, bureaucratic elites in the UN, enabled by Obama and Hillary, mean to create global governance to override American self-rule and independence."

?
 
2012-10-09 11:41:27 AM
So we've figured out that Dick Morris is full of conspiratorial shiat on the level of WHARBARHBL. That's a good start, but he's also full of shiat on the level of "I don't know how the fark the United States government works." Here's why:

FTFA: And, since they would be enumerated in a Treaty - not an act of Congress -- only the president and the Democratic Senate need be on board.

Except...a treaty requires a two-thirds (2/3) supermajority of the Senate to approve it. And since the Senate is currently only barely more than half Democrat, the supermajority won't be met.

Courtesy Wikipedia: "A treaty may be ratified by a two-thirds supermajority of the Senate; this last happened in 2010 when the Senate voted 71-26 to ratify the New START Treaty with Russia." (Article: "Supermajority")

So a turncoat "Democrat" who "served" under "Bill Clinton" is lying his ass off to make nice with his Republican overlords. Color me surprised.
 
2012-10-09 11:41:32 AM
Article written by teabaggers for teabaggers,
 
2012-10-09 11:41:49 AM

LasersHurt: Today sucks.


I truly did not want to get out of bed this morning.
 
2012-10-09 11:43:58 AM

cig-mkr: offmymeds: cig-mkr: WTF? People actually believe this shiat? Someone is off their meds.

Hey! That's enough of that!

Yeah, I saw "offmymeds" right after I punched the Add Comment button.
I don't know if off my meds is any better then a Chantix moment.


lol

OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.


Sounds legit.
 
2012-10-09 11:45:16 AM

OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.


The helicopters are harder to spot now because the have a stealth mode, and the Google Maps was actually commissioned by "them". And the relocation/reeducation camps are there, but not seen because they are a top secret underground facility.
 
2012-10-09 11:46:40 AM

OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.


My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.
 
2012-10-09 11:48:05 AM

randomjsa: Now I would like to say that Obama is wise enough not to commit political suicide for his party by letting the UN tax America...

But then I remembered this is the guy who was so hell bent on getting his foot in the door in his quest to destroy the American health care system that he signed ObamaCare against overwhelming American opposition and the 2010 election was the result.


My god man, that is forced. Try some Metamucil, before concerning again.
 
2012-10-09 11:50:10 AM
The good news is that Dick Morris is never right.
 
2012-10-09 11:50:15 AM

MurphyMurphy: It's cool though because this is "an opinion guy"

You guys just don't understand Fox news.

They aren't trying to misinform and lie to people.
And all their viewers understand the difference between the news pieces and the opinion pieces.

/off to start my own sarcasta-ball league



Even for Fox News, this is outrageous. I can't believe they would print something so patently absurd.
 
2012-10-09 11:50:56 AM
No, no, no. They have it all wrong. The choppers will not be black. They will be baby-blue. 

www.un.org
 
2012-10-09 11:51:23 AM
Someone needs to write a book and make a movie about how Mitt Romney wants to make the entire U.S. like Colorado City, Arizona. That it is due to issues his dad had about their family being forced to move to Mexico.
 
2012-10-09 11:51:48 AM
OK somebody is definitely not taking there Meds.
 
2012-10-09 11:51:58 AM

John_David_Stutts: OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.

My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.


Last time I went to a gun show; I ran into "the committee to elect RON PAUL". They (3 guys) had several taxidermied animals around their table; one of which was a squirrel. I had to walk away before I made a joke about 3 nuts and a squirrel.

/ I know, csb
 
2012-10-09 11:52:12 AM

John_David_Stutts: OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.

My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-09 11:52:31 AM

Charles Martel: No, no, no. They have it all wrong. The choppers will not be black. They will be baby-blue.


Aw shiat. That's really going to piss my teabagger father off...

/HUGE UNC fan
 
2012-10-09 11:52:34 AM
i130.photobucket.com

Where can I buy gold, Fox News?
 
2012-10-09 11:52:37 AM

Kittypie070: See Dick shill.

Shill, Dick, shill.

See Dick pander to slack-jawed morons who adore being deliberately and calculatedly lied to.

Pander, Dick, pander.

See Dick sell his soul for a f**king bowl of beans.

See Dick be worshipped by the morons.

Who gave you your marching orders to write this book, Dick?


Give the man a break, hiring a prostitute to suck your toes doesn't come cheap. especially when you have the sort of "old man with Fritos for toenails" kinda feet Dick Morris has these days
 
2012-10-09 11:53:02 AM
Dick Morris should stick to sucking toes apparently.
 
2012-10-09 11:53:11 AM
My bro-in-law believes that Obama is a Muslim extremist, a communist (like the Nazis, according to him) and also the actual anti-Christ... and that he has a people chipping machine all ready to go to start beast-marking everybody as soon as he's re-elected.

What's really scary is the overwhelming number of complete wackadoodles who believe exactly the same thing.

America has went completely off the rails on a crazy train.
 
2012-10-09 11:53:58 AM

iheartscotch: John_David_Stutts: OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.

My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.

Last time I went to a gun show; I ran into "the committee to elect RON PAUL". They (3 guys) had several taxidermied animals around their table; one of which was a squirrel. I had to walk away before I made a joke about 3 nuts and a squirrel.


Dude, did the squirrel have an enormous pair of 'nads?

That's the important question.

/I heard the camps have been moved to Arkansas
 
2012-10-09 11:54:43 AM
Oh look. It's randumb-spittoon again, spewing his programmed knee-jerk muck.
 
2012-10-09 11:54:45 AM

Xythero: MurphyMurphy: It's cool though because this is "an opinion guy"

You guys just don't understand Fox news.

They aren't trying to misinform and lie to people.
And all their viewers understand the difference between the news pieces and the opinion pieces.

/off to start my own sarcasta-ball league


Even for Fox News, this is outrageous. I can't believe they would print something so patently absurd.


i.huffpost.com

You were saying?
 
2012-10-09 11:54:54 AM

Devo: Where can I buy gold, Fox News?


part of me wants to. The price keeps effing going up. I just can't bring myself to buy anything at 20 year highs.
 
2012-10-09 11:56:58 AM
How does Dick Morris still make a living? Seriously. What the tap-dancing Jesus justifies publishing anything this loon writes?
 
2012-10-09 12:01:04 PM

mootmah: Now they're just making shiat up.


FTFY
 
2012-10-09 12:01:59 PM
Man, I wish I'd gotten in on the "frighten the rubes for fun and profit" racket early on. I'd be sitting pretty on a pile of cash now, just like Ailes, Limbaugh, Coulter, etc. It's so farking easy, it's just like doing Mad Libs (which sounds like an awesome book title, BTW).

_________________ is _____________ America so that he/she and his/her cronies can fulfill their plan to ________________ all of us for their ultimate goal: ______________________.
 
2012-10-09 12:02:22 PM

BHShaman: Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary


Reading, what the fark is it?
 
2012-10-09 12:02:44 PM

OldManDownDRoad: iheartscotch: John_David_Stutts: OldManDownDRoad: offmymeds: Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!

The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 314x233]

Woah! I'd forgotten about the street signs and loons like Joseph Farah.

Has anyone posted yet about the relocation/reeducation camps in the southwest? A friend of my sister's secretary has an uncle who heard about it from a guy at the gas station, who found out from a delivery driver who saw it in New Mexico.

My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.

Last time I went to a gun show; I ran into "the committee to elect RON PAUL". They (3 guys) had several taxidermied animals around their table; one of which was a squirrel. I had to walk away before I made a joke about 3 nuts and a squirrel.

Dude, did the squirrel have an enormous pair of 'nads?

That's the important question.

/I heard the camps have been moved to Arkansas


Now that I think about it; yeah it did; the poor squirrel probably had nut cancer.

/ obviously the relocation camps are run by FEMA and they are in Louisiana
 
2012-10-09 12:03:57 PM

a61sun: mootmah: Now they're just making shiat up.

FTFY


Yep. Thanks.
 
2012-10-09 12:05:45 PM
In one regard, it's fun, and quite justifiable, to disparage the U.N. This could be done in a strongly worded letter. It's an almost completely useless bureaucracy, even if it does have six organs. (The jokes write themselves, folks) On the other hand, it's collecting approx. $7.7 billion this year from the U.S., so it really ain't that funny.  You could actually fix some bridges and etc. with that kind of money.
 
2012-10-09 12:08:29 PM

Rapmaster2000: You will all be receiving strongly worded letters from this ineffectual, weak, and incompetent yet all-powerful, diabolically genius cabal called the UN.

This has happened because the UN overwhelmed our weak, incompetent, empty-suit president 0bama when he colluded in secret with our enemies in a brilliant plan to surrender American sovereignty and rule us like the brutal dictator he truly is.

Wake up, sheeple!


what about 'tsars'?? I saw no direct mention of the SEVEN THOUSAND UNELECTED TSARS that Fartbongo has appointed... will they be the UN tax collectors? or will they be directing the black helicopters??? I'll be in my bunker... send your answer in sekret code.
 
2012-10-09 12:09:45 PM

BHShaman: Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary


Like how pro wrestling is now referred to as "sports entertainment," I refer to Fox as "news entertainment." In theory, it has some basis in journalism, but is actually purely for entertainment rather than informative purposes.
 
2012-10-09 12:11:08 PM
Even GDub thinks this one is WAYYYY out into RIGHT field....

www.truthdig.com
 
2012-10-09 12:12:30 PM

John_David_Stutts: My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.


Statist sheeple like Kix for what Kix has got, Patriots hate Kix for what Kix is not.
 
2012-10-09 12:14:17 PM

GibbyTheMole: My bro-in-law believes that Obama is a Muslim extremist, a communist (like the Nazis, according to him) and also the actual anti-Christ... and that he has a people chipping machine all ready to go to start beast-marking everybody as soon as he's re-elected.

What's really scary is the overwhelming number of complete wackadoodles who believe exactly the same thing.

America has went completely off the rails on a crazy train.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-09 12:14:26 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Man, I wish I'd gotten in on the "frighten the rubes for fun and profit" racket early on. I'd be sitting pretty on a pile of cash now, just like Ailes, Limbaugh, Coulter, etc. It's so farking easy, it's just like doing Mad Libs (which sounds like an awesome book title, BTW).

_________________ is _____________ America so that he/she and his/her cronies can fulfill their plan to ________________ all of us for their ultimate goal: ______________________.


Skeletor is warbling America so that he/she and his/her cronies can fulfill their plan to Simonize all of us for their ultimate goal: free buffalo wings

You're right, this is fun!
 
2012-10-09 12:14:49 PM

BSABSVR: John_David_Stutts: My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.

Statist sheeple like Kix for what Kix has got, Patriots hate Kix for what Kix is not.


www.amctv.com

Nods in approval.
 
2012-10-09 12:15:44 PM
My God, has Fox News really turned into the Con version of Prison Planet?
 
2012-10-09 12:15:50 PM

BSABSVR: John_David_Stutts: My all time favorite was the couple at a gun show trying to convince me the UN secret invasion map was printed on the back of a Kix cereal box, disguised as a kid's game. Yeah, really.

Statist sheeple like Kix for what Kix has got, Patriots hate Kix for what Kix is not.


Silly Rabbi! Kix are for trids!

/had to, sorry
//obscure? not on fark!
 
2012-10-09 12:21:34 PM
TFA: A global tobacco tax with the funds to flow to the World Health Organization (WHO).

Totally misread this as global taco tax.
 
2012-10-09 12:23:41 PM
FTFA:


A "Robin Hood" tax on financial transactions. Every time you buy or sell a stock or a bond or exchange money while travelling, you'd be hit with a financial transactions tax (a percentage of your transaction) that would go to the UN. - Being talked about in the EU to stop risky, dangerous and economy disabling casino banking practices. Haven't heard of the UN leading this


A global tobacco tax with the funds to flow to the World Health Organization (WHO).
Stupid tobacco killing people

A UN-imposed tax on billionaires all over the world. And don't delude yourself for a moment that it is only the 1600 current billionaires who will be hit. Once the precedent of a UN tax on US citizens is approved, it will gradually grow downwards to cover more and more Americans. Again the funds will go to the UN. Pfft who cares about Billionaires


Under the Law of the Sea Treaty - up for Senate ratification in December of the lame duck session - offshore oil and gas wells would have to pay a proportion of their revenues to the International Seabed Authority, a UN-sponsored organization, which would distribute the loot to the third world. ISA isn't the UN but whatever. They look after the see bed while Exxon, Shell, BP et al rape the fark out of it. Making the oil and companies pay for this work seems fair.


A carbon tax on all U.S. or other foreign commercial or passenger aircraft flying to Europe. Nominally to fight climate change, these revenues would also go to the third world.
Just Europe? The UN is limiting its scope these days or maybe this is another EU driven initiative.


A mandatory assessment to be imposed on the U.S. to compensate third world nations for the costs of reducing their carbon output.
What is this I don't even, under Kyoto and other treaties developing countries weren't going to reduce emissions


These taxes are, of course, only the first steps. Once the principle is established of UN taxation of American citizens, the sky is the limit.
Of course it is.

My favourite part

And where would the money go? To so-called less developed countries. The taxes are part of a global plan of redistribution of wealth from the Northern Hemisphere (US, Europe, Japan) to the Southern Hemisphere (Latin America, Africa, and South Asia). Get a map moran! Most of Africa and almost all of South Asia is in the Northern Hemisphere 
 
2012-10-09 12:24:44 PM

Arn_Dee: TFA: A global tobacco tax with the funds to flow to the World Health Organization (WHO).

Totally misread this as global taco tax.


Now that is where I would draw the line on my Netanyahu-like taco chart, dammit!
 
2012-10-09 12:28:08 PM
Republicans would gain a whole slew of new adherents in this country if somehow they toned down the crazy a bit. The birtherist, United Nations-fearing, gay-hating, gun pron loving schtick gets them some followers, but how many "normal" people does it scare away?
 
2012-10-09 12:29:23 PM

Rascal King: That was a fascinating piece of the effects of schizophrenia.


It's funny how they simply changed bush FYI Obama and resold the same stories.
 
2012-10-09 12:30:49 PM
Oh, you sad little Republicans.
NEVER go full retard.

/and you lost full retard somewhere in your rear view mirrior
//Pappy was right, just give 'em enough rope
 
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