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(Fox News)   Relax, there are no black UN helicopters coming to take over America. But we've written this book about all the SYMBOLIC black helicopters that the Obama-backed UN cabal is going to use to destroy this nation's freedom, so let us tell you of those   (foxnews.com) divider line 165
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vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 10:13:21 AM
So basically they took the old ZOG thing and tweaked it a bit.
 
2012-10-09 11:07:35 AM
Gods damn you f*cking toasters. GO AWAY.
 
2012-10-09 11:08:55 AM
So, other people heard them too?
 
2012-10-09 11:09:37 AM
Oh yeah, this troll gold is instagreen.
 
2012-10-09 11:10:27 AM
Today sucks.
 
2012-10-09 11:10:49 AM
That was a fascinating piece of the effects of schizophrenia.
 
2012-10-09 11:11:23 AM
If they were white helicopters, the author would be fine with it.
 
2012-10-09 11:11:25 AM
FFS
 
2012-10-09 11:11:52 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-09 11:11:52 AM
Not sure what's meant to be "scary" here, the article or the headline.
 
2012-10-09 11:12:09 AM
He will invite the United Nations to tax Americans directly.

I farking lold
 
2012-10-09 11:12:43 AM
Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!
 
2012-10-09 11:13:08 AM
You will all be receiving strongly worded letters from this ineffectual, weak, and incompetent yet all-powerful, diabolically genius cabal called the UN.

This has happened because the UN overwhelmed our weak, incompetent, empty-suit president 0bama when he colluded in secret with our enemies in a brilliant plan to surrender American sovereignty and rule us like the brutal dictator he truly is.

Wake up, sheeple!
 
2012-10-09 11:13:29 AM
Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary
 
2012-10-09 11:14:19 AM
cdn.tss.uproxx.com

If we would have elected the other black guy, we wouldn't have this issue. He knows how to play hardball with those commies over at the UN.
 
2012-10-09 11:14:24 AM
Who needs FreepImpact when you have FoxNews?
 
2012-10-09 11:14:24 AM
wow, these idiots are doing they can to encourage right-wing terrorism after Obama wins
 
2012-10-09 11:15:05 AM
Who wants to bet their "book" will be sold at a reduced price to WND readers?
 
2012-10-09 11:15:50 AM

OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!


I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!
 
2012-10-09 11:15:55 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: wow, these idiots are doing they can to encourage right-wing terrorism after Obama wins


ITYM "Freedom Bombers."
 
2012-10-09 11:16:12 AM
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2012-10-09 11:16:58 AM

BHShaman: Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary


I prefer Fox Warble.com.
 
2012-10-09 11:17:00 AM
the UN is just a bunch of communist dictator wannabe's but we will feel the pinch from this abomination!
 
2012-10-09 11:17:35 AM
"Under the Law of the Sea Treaty - up for Senate ratification in December of the lame duck session"

so why are you all just writing it off when it's a reality?
 
2012-10-09 11:18:53 AM
Booga Booga!!! F.U.D. from FOX.

While we're speculating, I've heard that Romney's new world order of no regulations will allow corporations to round up the poor and sell their body parts to the highest bidder. The Market will set the price as the difficulty of hunting the poor (supply) clashes with the worldwide need (demand) for organs, bones, skin, etc.

See, in Romney's world, even the poor will have jobs and help create wealth for the job creators!

/Am I doin' it right? Do I now get an "opinion article" on FOX?
 
2012-10-09 11:18:59 AM
You know what else the UN has?

1000words1000days.com

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
 
2012-10-09 11:19:12 AM
Now they're just making shiat up.
 
2012-10-09 11:19:33 AM
See Dick shill.

Shill, Dick, shill.

See Dick pander to slack-jawed morons who adore being deliberately and calculatedly lied to.

Pander, Dick, pander.

See Dick sell his soul for a f**king bowl of beans.

See Dick be worshipped by the morons.

Who gave you your marching orders to write this book, Dick?
 
2012-10-09 11:23:21 AM
Hey; if Obama wanted to head of debate like this; he'd pledge, in a binding form, not to allow the UN to tax the US. Just sayin'

/ He gave us a pledge? Unheard of; absurd! He gave us a pledge?

// if your sarcasm detector didn't just go off; you need to change the batteries
 
2012-10-09 11:23:23 AM
I shouldn't have read that.
No I can see my brains running out of my nose onto the desk in front of me.
 
2012-10-09 11:24:53 AM
Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
 
2012-10-09 11:26:25 AM

Rapmaster2000: OldManDownDRoad: Ah, I was wondering when those would return. Way back in the days of Clinton, the black helicopter crowd was my intro to the nuttiness of the species nuttus internetus, otherwise known as the 'net loon.

It's good to see them back!

I too, miss the black helicopters. I also enjoyed that the markings on the back of street signs are to tell the UN tanks where to go.

The 90s are back!


The '90's? Try a decade earlier!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 11:26:25 AM

seadoo2006: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x298]


"In Dick Morris's defense, he is a lying sack of shiat.": Jon Stewart
 
2012-10-09 11:27:02 AM

vernonFL: You know what else the UN has?

[1000words1000days.com image 575x370]

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-10-09 11:27:19 AM
One has to wonder if the Faux Noise execs laugh their asses off when people read crap like this and believe it.
 
2012-10-09 11:27:21 AM
The people who believe this insane shiat are the same people who mock the UN for being ineffective.

I guess being phenomenally stupid goes hand-in-hand with being gullible.

Just like how Obama is both a muslim and a puppet of a crazy christian preacher at the same time!!!

/Republican propaganda reads like the worst science fiction. It would be truly laughable if is wasn't for the fact that all the 'Joe Sixpacks' out there just lap it up.
 
2012-10-09 11:27:25 AM
imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-10-09 11:27:47 AM
y would advise investing in gold based on this article. I, however, am putting it all in aluminum.

"While it doesn't matter what I think, I kinda have to tip my hat to any entity that can bring so much integrity to evil. I mean, imagine this: a seemingly voluntary, privatized gulag which has managed to eliminate the meddling middlemen of public accountability and free will and wrap it up in a little bow and give it to the public like a gift. I mean, come on this is awe inspiring stuff." - Barris
 
2012-10-09 11:27:54 AM
The UN also wants to confiscate all the private land in the world somehow. See Agenda 21
 
2012-10-09 11:28:02 AM

Private_Citizen: Booga Booga!!! F.U.D. from FOX.

While we're speculating, I've heard that Romney's new world order of no regulations will allow corporations to round up the poors and sell their body parts to the highest bidder. The Market will set the price as the difficulty of hunting the poors (supply) clashes with the worldwide need (demand) for organs, bones, skin, etc.

See, in Romney's world, even the poors will have jobs and help create wealth for the job creators!

/Am I doin' it right? Do I now get an "opinion article" on FOX?


A little tweakage.
 
2012-10-09 11:28:51 AM
WTF? People actually believe this shiat? Someone is off their meds.
 
2012-10-09 11:29:46 AM

cig-mkr: WTF? People actually believe this shiat? Someone is off their meds.


Hey! That's enough of that!
 
2012-10-09 11:31:38 AM
 
2012-10-09 11:31:55 AM
Another fine example of Fixed news driving up the ad revenue and stock prices for Depends
 
2012-10-09 11:34:05 AM
It's cool though because this is "an opinion guy"

You guys just don't understand Fox news.

They aren't trying to misinform and lie to people.
And all their viewers understand the difference between the news pieces and the opinion pieces.

/off to start my own sarcasta-ball league
 
2012-10-09 11:36:10 AM

BHShaman: Can we stop calling it FoxNews now

and call it what it really is.

FoxCommentary


It is in the Opinion section.

In all seriousness though, this makes me sad because uneducated folk will read this and get all fired up believing it; siting it as proof to their uneducated friends.
 
2012-10-09 11:37:04 AM

USP .45: "Under the Law of the Sea Treaty - up for Senate ratification in December of the lame duck session"

so why are you all just writing it off when it's a reality?


Yes, some of these things are real as they involve international trade. Do i care? No. I don't trade internationally. And to pretend that regulation of international trade is akin to directly taxing Americans is absurd.
 
2012-10-09 11:37:15 AM
Know how I know this is a scam to just get money from the Tea Party and conspiracy theorists out there?

The last line in the article: Please...read the book and join the battle for our liberty!

translation: LOL GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND BE SCARED OF DEMOCRATS!
 
2012-10-09 11:37:25 AM
Now I would like to say that Obama is wise enough not to commit political suicide for his party by letting the UN tax America...

But then I remembered this is the guy who was so hell bent on getting his foot in the door in his quest to destroy the American health care system that he signed ObamaCare against overwhelming American opposition and the 2010 election was the result.
 
2012-10-09 11:37:57 AM

iheartscotch: / He gave us a pledge? Unheard of; absurd! He gave us a pledge?



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