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Reporters excited they can actually ask the 'Do you still beat your wife?' question to city councilman
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2012-10-09 10:52:47 AM
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CapeFearCadaver: G.I.R.B.: blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.
I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.
She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.
Twice
Then she lost her balance and fell off the foot stool while she was dusting the top of the china cabinet.
Oh, then after that, she slipped while mopping.
Will the Jets sign her?
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