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(WTKR)   Reporters excited they can actually ask the 'Do you still beat your wife?' question to city councilman   (wtkr.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-09 10:19:55 AM  
I've been known to get excited and beat it.
 
2012-10-09 10:23:44 AM  
Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.
 
2012-10-09 10:24:53 AM  
Pretty sure he beat her, but that sammich wasn't just going to make itself.
 
2012-10-09 10:26:09 AM  

blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.


I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.
 
2012-10-09 10:27:31 AM  
I got a log in page....

No article for me. :(
 
2012-10-09 10:29:53 AM  
Umm, wrong thread?
 
2012-10-09 10:30:43 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-09 10:30:53 AM  

cgraves67: I was in high school when that happened. The media portrayed those two guys as being outsiders and angry social misfits. That caused every outsider and angry social misfit in school at the time, like me, to be scrutinized. I had to spend quite a bit of time convincing teachers and counsellors that I wasn't a threat to anyone. If this article is true, and they weren't even like that, well that's all just bullshiat. Kids like me just wanted to be invisible and get through school without getting hassled or picked on. I didn't want to go on a shooting spree or blow anyone up.


Pssst -- you missed, dude. Your article is the next one in line.
 
2012-10-09 10:32:09 AM  

cgraves67: I was in high school when that happened. The media portrayed those two guys as being outsiders and angry social misfits. That caused every outsider and angry social misfit in school at the time, like me, to be scrutinized. I had to spend quite a bit of time convincing teachers and counsellors that I wasn't a threat to anyone. If this article is true, and they weren't even like that, well that's all just bullshiat. Kids like me just wanted to be invisible and get through school without getting hassled or picked on. I didn't want to go on a shooting spree or blow anyone up.


Knowing this, it makes sense that you beat your wife..
 
2012-10-09 10:32:10 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.


She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.
 
2012-10-09 10:36:40 AM  

blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.

She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.


Twice
 
2012-10-09 10:41:19 AM  

G.I.R.B.: blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.

She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.

Twice


Then she lost her balance and fell off the foot stool while she was dusting the top of the china cabinet.
 
2012-10-09 10:45:53 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: G.I.R.B.: blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.

She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.

Twice

Then she lost her balance and fell off the foot stool while she was dusting the top of the china cabinet.


Oh, then after that, she slipped while mopping.
 
2012-10-09 10:52:47 AM  

blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: G.I.R.B.: blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.

She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.

Twice

Then she lost her balance and fell off the foot stool while she was dusting the top of the china cabinet.

Oh, then after that, she slipped while mopping.


Will the Jets sign her?
 
2012-10-09 10:57:02 AM  
I saw this beautiful girl there. I'm thinking, "She's alone, I'm alone." SO I walk over. And I notice she has a black eye, she has a shiner. I'm thinking, "Great. She doesn't listen."
 
2012-10-09 10:58:26 AM  
Oh, the black eye? I, uh, I fell down a flight of punches.
 
2012-10-09 11:04:10 AM  

blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.


Just don't ask me how I am.
 
2012-10-09 11:04:16 AM  

beerrun: I saw this beautiful girl there. I'm thinking, "She's alone, I'm alone." SO I walk over. And I notice she has a black eye, she has a shiner. I'm thinking, "Great. She doesn't listen."


You're a horrible, horrible, person

/ I laughed
 
2012-10-09 11:09:47 AM  

blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: G.I.R.B.: blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.

She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.

Twice

Then she lost her balance and fell off the foot stool while she was dusting the top of the china cabinet.

Oh, then after that, she slipped while mopping.


Then, she was making a sammich and accidentally stabbed herself with the knife, in the back.
 
2012-10-09 11:09:51 AM  

Yaxe: beerrun: I saw this beautiful girl there. I'm thinking, "She's alone, I'm alone." SO I walk over. And I notice she has a black eye, she has a shiner. I'm thinking, "Great. She doesn't listen."

You're a horrible, horrible, person

/ I laughed


What can you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing - she's already been told twice.

/going to Hell
 
2012-10-09 11:53:01 AM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7371646/79897545#c79897545" target="_blank">CapeFearCadaver</a>:</b> <i>blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: G.I.R.B.: blatz514: CapeFearCadaver: blatz514: Ummm, she tripped. Yeah, that's it.

I walked into a doorknob. Repeatedly.

She was carrying laundry and fell down the stairs.

Twice

Then she lost her balance and fell off the foot stool while she was dusting the top of the china cabinet.

Oh, then after that, she slipped while mopping.

Then, she was making a sammich and accidentally stabbed herself with the knife, in the back.</i>

Wife beating is a serious problem and not something you make jokes about! Especially after she already ran into a door knob, fell down a flight of stairs twice, fell from a stool, slipped while mopping, and stabbed herself in back while making sammiches. Not even going to mention what happened while changing the twins diapers.
 
2012-10-09 12:03:28 PM  
In this instance, the wife was in the her car in the driveway Saturday night honking the horn. Her husband confronted her about it. An argument continued/ensued. "Domestic violence" of some sort occurred.

Sad, but not news. Not even FARK.

This was only news because the husband is a Virginia Beach city councilman. In a city run by a hired City Manager, this is not an overly-important elected public position, so this guy is relatively unimportant.
 
2012-10-09 12:03:56 PM  

99.998er: Wife beating is a serious problem and not something you make jokes about! Especially after she already ran into a door knob, fell down a flight of stairs twice, fell from a stool, slipped while mopping, and stabbed herself in back while making sammiches. Not even going to mention what happened while changing the twins diapers.


Was it a poopsplosion?


/if we didn't laugh, we'd cry...
 
2012-10-09 12:08:19 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: 99.998er: Wife beating is a serious problem and not something you make jokes about! Especially after she already ran into a door knob, fell down a flight of stairs twice, fell from a stool, slipped while mopping, and stabbed herself in back while making sammiches. Not even going to mention what happened while changing the twins diapers.

Was it a poopsplosion?


/if we didn't laugh, we'd cry...


What do you think she slipped on when she was mopping?
 
2012-10-09 12:08:55 PM  
Uhrin and his wife deny the whole thing happened.

There's your proof. All battered women say there husbands never hit them.
 
2012-10-09 12:12:52 PM  
Note to wife beaters: Never move in next door to Gladys Kravitz!
 
2012-10-09 12:19:59 PM  
I recall it as 'Have you stopped beating your wife?' . I like the cadence on this one better.
 
2012-10-09 02:35:38 PM  
Hey subby, you've done a great job at staying anon and hogging all the Hampton Roads greenlights, but what, no link about the two stabbings in Wal-Mart? I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-09 05:53:04 PM  
What should a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
 
2012-10-09 09:04:08 PM  
Mu.
 
2012-10-09 10:11:53 PM  
I'll just get these out of the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tevkM-vPqLY
 
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