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(Foobies)   You think you've seen the sexiest topless charity calendar ever? Think again   (thelocal.de) divider line 75
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2012-10-09 10:15:40 AM  
Dear Subby,

i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 10:55:20 AM  
Forgot to add smokin' hot into the subject failmitter.
 
2012-10-09 10:56:04 AM  
I hope you burn subby, and they put you out with their hoses
 
2012-10-09 10:57:17 AM  
And in godawful overcooked HDR too!
 
2012-10-09 10:57:21 AM  
I knew it was going to be guys.
 
2012-10-09 10:58:52 AM  
Well. I'm a lesbian now. Thanks internet.
 
2012-10-09 10:59:05 AM  
What about the sidebar with the British Ambassador to Germany standing in front of the sculpture of feces?
 
2012-10-09 10:59:19 AM  
Those guys aren't very attractive...
 
2012-10-09 10:59:50 AM  
"Drunk pensioner caught after wheelchair chase"

This headline from the article piqued my interest more.
 
2012-10-09 11:00:14 AM  
Thanks a lot Subby. I think I actually felt my ovaries climb up to hide behind my kidneys when I saw that.
 
2012-10-09 11:02:45 AM  
Dear emotionally damaged members,

This is why you read the comments BEFORE clicking on the link.

Sincerely,
A long time FARKer.
 
2012-10-09 11:02:45 AM  
Firemen these days...it's all about the title and getting chicks.

Roy and Johnny would have never done this.

Well, Johnny might have, but Roy, never!
 
2012-10-09 11:03:34 AM  
MY EYES MY EYES
 
2012-10-09 11:04:24 AM  

gmacbeth: I knew it was going to be guys.


And you still clicked, huh?
 
2012-10-09 11:04:32 AM  
Oh, God, the photographer is a distant relative. Really distant, but still....
 
2012-10-09 11:04:35 AM  

KatjaMouse: Well. I'm a lesbian now. Thanks internet.


Go on.....
 
2012-10-09 11:05:49 AM  

ChrisDe: KatjaMouse: Well. I'm a lesbian now. Thanks internet.

Go on.....


I'm going to have to break it to No Longer Future Mr Mouse tonight and get a bad haircut tomorrow.
 
2012-10-09 11:07:08 AM  
Excuse me, I'm going to go stare at my FDNY calendars to remind myself of what actual hot firemen look like now.

/old co-worker was one of those FDNY calendar boys
//was a lifeguard where I worked so I got to see him topless just about every day
///God I miss my old job
 
2012-10-09 11:08:00 AM  
Hey, stop berating the submitter.

It's not my thing, admittedly, but gay Farkers are people too, and if submitter (and greenlighting admin) likes his men hairy (I believe the term they use is "bear"), then let them have their greenlight without all the vitriol.

Be sensitive to others' lifestyles, and stop being homophobes.
 
2012-10-09 11:09:16 AM  

KatjaMouse: ChrisDe: KatjaMouse: Well. I'm a lesbian now. Thanks internet.

Go on.....

I'm going to have to break it to No Longer Future Mr Mouse tonight and get a bad haircut tomorrow.


No Longer Future Mr Mouse will be wondering why all the sleeves of his flannel shirts are torn off lying on the floor.
 
2012-10-09 11:09:28 AM  
Dudes?

Dude.
 
2012-10-09 11:09:42 AM  

LesserEvil: Hey, stop berating the submitter.

It's not my thing, admittedly, but gay Farkers are people too, and if submitter (and greenlighting admin) likes his men hairy (I believe the term they use is "bear"), then let them have their greenlight without all the vitriol.

Be sensitive to others' lifestyles, and stop being homophobes.


I like guys. The ones subby linked to aren't attractive. We don't need your help, thanks :P
 
2012-10-09 11:13:31 AM  
DNRTFA never applied so well as it did here.
 
2012-10-09 11:14:05 AM  

LesserEvil:
Be sensitive to others' lifestyles, and stop being homophobes.


I'm confused. I didn't see gay bashing/hating/homophobic comments in this thread, rather people just wished they didn't click. Hell, one (assumed) woman even said that she was now lesbian. I think, if anything, that's being accepting of them.
 
2012-10-09 11:14:51 AM  
Would NOT extinguish
 
2012-10-09 11:15:49 AM  

CK2005: LesserEvil: Hey, stop berating the submitter.

It's not my thing, admittedly, but gay Farkers are people too, and if submitter (and greenlighting admin) likes his men hairy (I believe the term they use is "bear"), then let them have their greenlight without all the vitriol.

Be sensitive to others' lifestyles, and stop being homophobes.

I like guys. The ones subby linked to aren't attractive. We don't need your help, thanks :P


I also like guys, but I have to say one of them was kinda attractive.

But only one.
 
2012-10-09 11:24:34 AM  
www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk

for the ladies.

denver.metromix.com
and the guys.

surprisingly, when I did a GIS for sexy topless firefighters there wasn't too much boobage. Although there was a picture of a Pomeranian. I don't even know.
 
2012-10-09 11:24:54 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-09 11:28:11 AM  
Ooooh, swedes!
 
2012-10-09 11:29:50 AM  
ah silly me I had safe search set to moderate

something about a hoseNSFW

i.dailymail.co.uk

And once again, I have no idea

/same search terms too
 
2012-10-09 11:30:16 AM  
jimmyjackfunk:

The black guy is the only one who is smiling because he knows, man. He knows.
 
2012-10-09 11:32:45 AM  
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-10-09 11:36:38 AM  
As a farkette, these guys are GROSS!!!!
 
2012-10-09 11:43:42 AM  
Wow, subby, you managed to piss off everyone, male/female/gay/straight

10/10
 
2012-10-09 11:47:29 AM  

Banned on the Run: Wow, subby, you managed to piss off everyone, male/female/gay/straight


Behold: The second great unification of Fark!
 
2012-10-09 11:48:55 AM  
Let's redeem this thread with a trip to 2008, shall we?

ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:49:27 AM  

Cadderpidder: Dear emotionally damaged members,

This is why you read the comments BEFORE clicking on the link.

Sincerely,
A long time FARKer.


THIS

dodged the bullet thanks to that
 
2012-10-09 11:49:34 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:52:00 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:52:36 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:53:11 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:53:22 AM  
Aw, bless their sweet hearts. They tried to make a sexy poster. I think you guys are giving them too hard of a time; the effort was cute, even if they aren't the most attractive chaps in the world.

/Okay, except for this guy.
www.thelocal.de
I'm not seeing the effort in this one.
 
2012-10-09 11:53:50 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:54:26 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:55:35 AM  
Oops.

ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:56:15 AM  
KrispyKritter

KatjaMouse: ChrisDe: KatjaMouse:
Well. I'm a lesbian now. Thanks internet.

Go on.....

I'm going to have to break it to No Longer Future Mr Mouse tonight and get a bad haircut tomorrow.

No Longer Future Mr Mouse will be wondering why all the sleeves of his flannel shirts are torn off lying on the floor.


Don't forget the weird $200 dollar shoes.
 
2012-10-09 11:56:48 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:57:46 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
2012-10-09 11:58:21 AM  
www.trueblood-online.com
 
2012-10-09 11:58:28 AM  
ligasexy.gsp.ro
 
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