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(BBC)   Hammond set to discuss merger, plans for dinosaur park   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, BAE Systems, EADS, defence minister, NATO, security interests, Politics of Germany, mergers  
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2012-10-09 06:28:28 AM  
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Not amused.
2012-10-09 08:55:26 AM  
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2012-10-09 01:50:40 PM  
1 vote:
My name is John Parker Hammond. I was born on March 14, 1928. What follows is a record of certain events in which I took part between the years 1980 and 1997, on an island I will call Site B. Site B was not to be a theme park, but a research station. This was where we did the real work.

By 1989, International Genetic Technologies had succeeded in their designs to genetically recreate the dinosaurs. It was an unprecedented accomplishment, the pinnacle of 20th century science; a work to rank with the achievements of Galileo or Einstein.

But it was not all so easy or so simple, as it appeared. One seldom hears the true history of such events. What happened at the place, where the world changed? How it began? What were the reasons? What was the cost?
2012-10-09 10:55:39 AM  
1 vote:
Any comment from William H. Macy?
2012-10-09 08:42:26 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Will this dinosaur park have working guns?

No. However, the phones are working.
2012-10-09 07:49:09 AM  
1 vote:

JackieRabbit: Take away the mod's greenlight for the win.

2012-10-09 06:41:13 AM  
1 vote:
"Hamm on five, hold the Mayo".
2012-10-09 06:29:18 AM  
1 vote:
Fine, as long as he doesn't go around showing us his organ.
2012-10-09 06:22:00 AM  
1 vote:
and try to not wreck any more race cars.
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