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(Pro Football Mock)   Dieting Rex Ryan uses a bunch of food metaphors during post game press conference   (profootballmock.com) divider line 19
    More: Silly, Rex Ryan, press conference, Texans, Three Musketeers  
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2012-10-09 09:11:52 AM  
At least he didn't put his foot in his mouth.
 
2012-10-09 12:18:26 PM  
So what did the Texans have to say in their press conference?
 
2012-10-09 12:30:35 PM  
Damn media making J-E-S-T about the fearless leader of the J-E-T-S. Everyone knows this man is capable of snatching victory from the jaws of defeet. He can make reckless players toe the line, and is certainly the keystone in the arch that is the team. Much like Achilles, his destiny is tied to that of his troops. Sure, he may only have been an ankle-biter when his daddy was a coach, but he kept instep and has become a legend in his own right. He is able to be a player-first type coach, while still having the ability to heel in his players if they get out of hand.
 
2012-10-09 12:30:38 PM  
That wouldn't have been funny even if it had actually happened.
 
2012-10-09 12:30:45 PM  
I probably can't say "Your blog sucks" enough here.
 
2012-10-09 12:35:46 PM  

mikaloyd: So what did the Texans have to say in their press conference?


ESPN had a brief moment of clarity last night when they said, "Why aren't we talking to Arian Foster?"

Of course, they immediately went back to talking about the Jets for another hour.
 
2012-10-09 12:38:20 PM  

mikaloyd: So what did the Texans have to say in their press conference?


They talked a bit about Cushing's injury, of course.

Other than that, nobody knows. Nobody covered it.
 
2012-10-09 12:39:32 PM  

mikaloyd: So what did the Texans have to say in their press conference?


Who gives a fark. EAST COAST BIATCHES!!!
 
2012-10-09 12:41:00 PM  
I think we are losing sight of how important this is. This is not just some loser talking to the press . This is a NEW YORKER being interviewed. That makes this HUGE!
 
2012-10-09 12:44:09 PM  

Treygreen13: ESPN had a brief moment of clarity last night when they said, "Why aren't we talking to Arian Foster?"


Arian Foster is not only pretty good at football, but he's an interesting guy in general.

There's nothing "interesting" about anyone on the Jets. They're just...loud.
 
2012-10-09 12:44:30 PM  
Copy-pasta headline.
Kudos.
 
2012-10-09 12:45:40 PM  
Link

oblig
 
2012-10-09 12:46:38 PM  
there is nothing sweeter than Rex Ryan tears
 
2012-10-09 01:10:28 PM  

Killer Cars: There's nothing "interesting" about anyone on the Jets. They're just...loud.


Hey, if you're going to be mediocre, at least do it colorfully. This is what Woody Johnson wanted, all the attention on his stupid team. Congrats.
 
2012-10-09 01:57:05 PM  
Its funny because the team that they share the stadium with has a head coach and a QB that know how to keep their mouth shut and just win. Maybe Sanchez, Ryan and Woody should learn to follow the Giants example.
 
2012-10-09 02:41:44 PM  

NashMcNash: That wouldn't have been funny even if it had actually happened.


No kidding. I'm a Pats fan, so I loves me some Jets bashing after a loss, but what is with the links to an unfunny fake Rex Ryan story from the same shiatty blog two weeks in a row?
 
2012-10-09 02:54:10 PM  

TomServo24: from the same shiatty blog


Friend of a modmin, or a modmin's blog perhaps?
 
2012-10-09 03:08:55 PM  

TomServo24: NashMcNash: That wouldn't have been funny even if it had actually happened.

No kidding. I'm a Pats fan, so I loves me some Jets bashing after a loss, but what is with the links to an unfunny fake Rex Ryan story from the same shiatty blog two weeks in a row?


No doubt. I'm a Dolphins fan, so I respect a good Rex-bashing any day, but that wasn't even clever.
 
2012-10-09 06:44:37 PM  
So lets get this straight. You make fun of a guy cuz hes fat. He does something about it and then you make fun of him for losing the weight?

Sounds like someone is trying to compensate for a massively undersized penis. Something along the lines of petes lil tiny erect dick
 
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