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(Gawker)   You're pitching your product on QVC and the host collapses, do you: A) keep on selling? B) keep on selling? C) keep on selling?   (gawker.com) divider line 21
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2012-10-09 12:25:56 PM  
6 votes:

Publikwerks: KarmicDisaster: Always
Be
Closing

Came here for this.
It takes a pair of these to be on QVC:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 543x328]


I headed over to Google to do an image search for a picture of a soul to post with some caption along the lines of "...or lack of one of these". However, I spelled "soul" incorrectly and ended up finding this on some French blog:

datas.evilox.com 

This pleases me greatly.
2012-10-09 12:18:16 PM  
3 votes:
They also sell products that can create beautiful, bushy-tailed, big teeth, hoofed horses from what seemingly only looks like a moth... Link
2012-10-09 12:10:02 PM  
3 votes:
So we're selling this at only 19.95

*thud*

But wait, there's more
2012-10-09 10:59:51 AM  
3 votes:
i.ytimg.com
2012-10-09 10:02:22 PM  
2 votes:

Sofa King Smart: another QVC host goes out cold while hawking their wares... apparently this happens all the damn time.


It's what happens when the soul leaves the body.
2012-10-09 01:16:33 PM  
2 votes:
"Looks like we have a new item just listed...it's an unconscious QVC salesman. Normally, this would run you about $3000, but if you call right now, QVC will slash the price and sell him to you for just 3 payments of $19.95! You can use your unconscious QVC salesman as a door stop...as a paperweight..or you can skin him and wear his flesh like a Snuggie! The possibilities are endless! But call now, before he comes to! Operators are standing by!"
2012-10-09 12:35:02 PM  
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Criticize if you want, but that man is a professional.


whereas the lightwieght who went down probably didn't even TRY to pitch the paramedics who revived her. She had thier undivided attention for about 10-15 minutes and how many units did she move? Wasted opportunities like that arre what separate the salesmen from the wanna-bes

Remember There's No 'My Kid Has Cancer' In Team
2012-10-09 12:21:57 PM  
2 votes:
thenerdygirllife.files.wordpress.com 

/hot like this deal right here, only $19.95 +S&H
2012-10-09 12:14:48 PM  
2 votes:
Always
Be
Catching your unconscious co-host as you push overpriced crap onto the feebleminded.
2012-10-09 12:09:15 PM  
2 votes:
Always
Be
Closing
2012-10-09 01:53:54 PM  
1 votes:
The play was better but the unscripted live action is definitely an innovative twist

htsdnmasters.edublogs.org
2012-10-09 01:20:07 PM  
1 votes:
2012-10-09 01:00:15 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Or D) Call Mike Rowe and ask him to fill in.

He worked at QVC about 20 years ago, and some of the pieces are hilarious. Go to YouTube and search for "mike rowe qvc".

This one is great: Mike Rowe sells the Katsak on QVC


Hahaha - yea some of Mike Rowe's clips on youtube are hilarious. Apparently he got fired there 3 times and they kept hiring him back....
2012-10-09 12:34:59 PM  
1 votes:
What were they supposed to do, cut to a commercial?
2012-10-09 12:30:54 PM  
1 votes:
another QVC host goes out cold while hawking their wares... apparently this happens all the damn time.
2012-10-09 12:29:25 PM  
1 votes:
This thread just led me on a 15-minute detour of live TV bloopers.
2012-10-09 12:25:30 PM  
1 votes:
Or D) Call Mike Rowe and ask him to fill in.

He worked at QVC about 20 years ago, and some of the pieces are hilarious. Go to YouTube and search for "mike rowe qvc".

This one is great: Mike Rowe sells the Katsak on QVC
2012-10-09 12:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
What about if the host takes a katana to the spleen... what do you do then? keep selling!

QVC Katana slip
2012-10-09 12:22:18 PM  
1 votes:
Criticize if you want, but that man is a professional.
2012-10-09 10:57:09 AM  
1 votes:
And this happened before... and it appears they dealt with it the same way.

So, basically, they know she has some sort of issue, and just figured "fark it, if it happens, we just pull her off the set and keep going".

Mitch and Murray would be proud.
2012-10-09 09:03:26 AM  
1 votes:
a.abcnews.go.com

She's just trying to get a closer look at this AMAZING product!
 
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