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(Gawker)   You're pitching your product on QVC and the host collapses, do you: A) keep on selling? B) keep on selling? C) keep on selling?   (gawker.com) divider line 76
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2012-10-09 01:20:07 PM
 
2012-10-09 01:44:01 PM

Sofa King Smart: What about if the host takes a katana to the spleen... what do you do then? keep selling!

QVC Katana slip


It's a dirty job.
 
2012-10-09 01:53:54 PM
The play was better but the unscripted live action is definitely an innovative twist

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2012-10-09 02:01:28 PM
Sell Mortimer! Sell! 

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 02:02:35 PM
A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fark or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action. 
 
2012-10-09 02:11:13 PM

Sofa King Smart: What about if the host takes a katana to the spleen... what do you do then? keep selling!

QVC Katana slip


Yep, got the entire office watching the video now. Good find.
 
2012-10-09 02:38:50 PM
Apparently Mike Rowe tried out for the QVC gig on a whim. From wikipedia:
I was in the opera at the time. I walked across the street with a buddy of mine (during a performance) - we're dressed as Vikings and we have a drink. The TV is turned to QVC. ... My buddy bets me $100 I can't get a call back. So ... I crashed the audition and got a job on the spot. I basically turned the whole thing into my own stupid David Letterman show - I made fun of the callers and made fun of the products

Wife is hooked on this stuff. I will stop to watch when this one is on. She gives me a special feeling, like when you climb the rope in gym class.

images-p.qvc.com
 
2012-10-09 02:43:43 PM

MilesTeg: Sell Mortimer! Sell! 

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Beat me to it.
 
2012-10-09 03:02:12 PM

Rickenbacker:
Wife is hooked on this stuff. I will stop to watch when this one is on. She gives me a special feeling, like when you climb the rope in gym class.

[images-p.qvc.com image 450x788]


came for Lisa Robertson. Muuuhhh muhmuh.....muuuhh...muhhhh.....muhmuh....ok now leaving satisified.
 
2012-10-09 03:12:05 PM
That's just some classic Cassie right there
 
2012-10-09 03:12:17 PM
Not QVC Link but like this guy she keeps right on going
 
2012-10-09 03:21:54 PM
Giving new meaning to the term "silent, but deadly."
 
2012-10-09 03:27:14 PM

MilesTeg: Sell Mortimer! Sell! 

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Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.

Fark him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!
 
2012-10-09 04:05:34 PM
years ago when i was trying to go vegan i bought a food dehydrator on QVC. forgot about the damn thing, found it in the original box years later unused. sold it for more than i paid for it on eBay. so there's that.
 
2012-10-09 04:27:45 PM
Why was anyone recording that?
 
2012-10-09 05:37:54 PM

KrispyKritter: years ago when i was trying to go vegan i bought a food dehydrator on QVC. forgot about the damn thing, found it in the original box years later unused. sold it for more than i paid for it on eBay. so there's that.


I wonder if you put jerky in a dehydator if it would make super jerky.
 
2012-10-09 07:10:06 PM

Genju: Link your QVC fails!


Not QVC, but I think it fits the theme:
steady hands

Although it's kind of more sad than funny
 
2012-10-09 07:56:43 PM

LawPD: Not QVC Link but like this guy she keeps right on going


i came
 
2012-10-09 08:09:14 PM
So I've been spent quite a bit of time appearing on these networks, and can vouch for "the show must go on" mentality. One day I burned my hand on a deep fryer about ten minutes into a two hour show... Solution... Hand in ice off camera.

Another time I got a pretty nasty cut. I held the hand in a towel until the production staff came out and super glued the cut closed while I was talking and selling the whole time...

It's just part of being a professional.
 
2012-10-09 08:48:33 PM

reillan: KarmicDisaster: Always
Be
Closing

Annnnnd we're done


To be fair... you'll notice I beat it by 3 posts.

/went over everyone's head I guess.
 
2012-10-09 09:16:01 PM
I would have a heartattack as well if I were trying to see a 7" Android tablet for $150 when it is probably worth around $80.
 
2012-10-09 10:02:22 PM

Sofa King Smart: another QVC host goes out cold while hawking their wares... apparently this happens all the damn time.


It's what happens when the soul leaves the body.
 
2012-10-10 02:28:05 AM
This is why they need to show the salespeople on Gem Shopping more. I have a feeling they toke a lot while selling their scary bling.
 
2012-10-10 09:46:28 AM

jagarr: Rickenbacker:
Wife is hooked on this stuff. I will stop to watch when this one is on. She gives me a special feeling, like when you climb the rope in gym class.

[images-p.qvc.com image 450x788]

came for Lisa Robertson. Muuuhhh muhmuh.....muuuhh...muhhhh.....muhmuh....ok now leaving satisified.


I hear ya. Never thought about QVC being in the spank bank, but dayum...
 
2012-10-10 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if anyone was viewing QVC through this when it happened.
 
2012-10-10 10:13:24 PM
Kill him.
 
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