CapeFearCadaver: I dated a salesman once. Just once. Never again./been 3 years and he still keeps calling//yeah, that persistence ain't going to work on me
WxGuy1: They also sell products that can create beautiful, bushy-tailed, big teeth, hoofed horses from what seemingly only looks like a moth... Link
iheartscotch: *In singsong voice* Just keep selling. Just keep selling. Just keep selling.
Publikwerks: KarmicDisaster: AlwaysBeClosingCame here for this.It takes a pair of these to be on QVC:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 543x328]
Sofa King Smart: What about if the host takes a katana to the spleen... what do you do then? keep selling!QVC Katana slip
HotWingConspiracy: Criticize if you want, but that man is a professional.
imtheonlylp: Sofa King Smart: What about if the host takes a katana to the spleen... what do you do then? keep selling!QVC Katana slipmy favorite lol.
Englebert Slaptyback: Or D) Call Mike Rowe and ask him to fill in.He worked at QVC about 20 years ago, and some of the pieces are hilarious. Go to YouTube and search for "mike rowe qvc".This one is great: Mike Rowe sells the Katsak on QVC
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