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(BBC-US)   North Korea tries to lend a little credibility to the Red Dawn reboot   (bbc.com) divider line 21
    More: Unlikely, Red Dawn, North Korea, South Korea, ballistic missiles  
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2012-10-09 12:37:02 PM  
8 votes:

Mentat: North Korea says it has missiles that can hit the US mainland

Maybe if they put the missiles on a ship, sail them to America and throw them at the shore.


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Find this man, put him in charge of missiles! He has good plan!
2012-10-09 09:24:06 AM  
6 votes:
North Korea says it has missiles that can hit the US mainland

Maybe if they put the missiles on a ship, sail them to America and throw them at the shore.
2012-10-09 01:03:29 PM  
3 votes:
Step 1: put missiles in a cargo container
Step 2: Ship missiles to USA
Step 3: load misslies onto truck
Step 4: missiles fall off truck 

WE HIT USA MAINLAND!
2012-10-09 01:00:38 PM  
2 votes:

snocone: Just tie 'em to baboons and float 'em across da oceanic.

/balloons


The Japanese already tried the balloon idea. I don't think they tried babboons though.
2012-10-09 12:53:52 PM  
2 votes:
I initially misread the headline as referring to the "Red Dwarf" reboot, though that series has simply been continued rather than rebooted.
2012-10-09 10:40:41 AM  
2 votes:

Mentat: North Korea says it has missiles that can hit the US mainland

Maybe if they put the missiles on a ship, sail them to America and throw them at the shore.



s1.reutersmedia.net
2012-10-09 07:23:52 PM  
1 votes:
i75.photobucket.com

old meme is old.
2012-10-09 06:49:03 PM  
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: Yeah. 'Cause Red Dawn's story depends so much on ballistic missiles.



600 million screaming Chinaman.
D.C., Kansas City, and Omaha.... gone. (OMG OMAHA!!!!)

I don't think they did that with AK-47s... but maybe they did.
2012-10-09 06:07:10 PM  
1 votes:
I say we make them a deal. You fire 5 of yours and we will simultaneously fire 5 of ours, and we'll see where they all land. Talk is cheap. Blowing shiat up is our goddamn hobby and, for better or worse, we're pretty darn good at it.
2012-10-09 04:18:56 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: asynchron


Am I the only one who quietly wishes that:
...
3. Missiles get shot down by badass missile defenses
I keep seeing folks say this.

What mythical missile defense system do you folks believe has been deployed?


imageshack.us
2012-10-09 03:24:22 PM  
1 votes:
Red Dawn story need no more credibility. North Korea has best army, best missiles, and best leaders. America tied up in land war in Asia and leader unable to assassinate rival to throne, Mitt Romney. This will be a cake walk for best Korea.
2012-10-09 02:21:47 PM  
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: Fribble: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 700x874]

Particularly useful against an invasion force.

What the heck are those supposed to be?


MIRV: When you absolutely, positively, need to re-demilitarize a remilitarized demilitarized zone.
2012-10-09 01:49:34 PM  
1 votes:
So Ronery.
2012-10-09 01:14:52 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA - It added that the missile deal between the US and South Korea was "another conspiracy of the master and the stooge to push the situation on the Korean Peninsula to the extreme... and ignite a war".

Newsflash!

We are still at war with you, dumbass!
2012-10-09 01:00:37 PM  
1 votes:

SageC: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x521]
Just another reason why it sucks to be you, Alaska. Wait until Sarah finds out she can see missiles from her house...
[wonkette.com image 500x281]


Well recent equipment tests have revised those figures to "about 100yards down range of the launching pad"
2012-10-09 12:59:38 PM  
1 votes:
I'd be afraid, aside from the minor fact that turning South Korea into an island is already within the scope of our missiles.
2012-10-09 12:55:43 PM  
1 votes:
news.bbcimg.co.uk
Just another reason why it sucks to be you, Alaska. Wait until Sarah finds out she can see missiles from her house...
wonkette.com
2012-10-09 12:53:55 PM  
1 votes:
Just tie 'em to baboons and float 'em across da oceanic.

/balloons
2012-10-09 12:53:54 PM  
1 votes:

Mentat: Maybe if they put the missiles on a ship, sail them to America and throw them at the shore.


Came here to say this. Over in one.
2012-10-09 11:16:24 AM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Does North Korea not test out their missile naming with English speak focus groups?


English speaking. SPEAKING.

Stupid weasel.
2012-10-09 11:15:21 AM  
1 votes:
Does North Korea not test out their missile naming with English speak focus groups?
 
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