fusillade762: Elvis isn't dead.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: fusillade762: Elvis isn't dead.Precisely. According to a friend of mine he is running a juice bar in Monterey, CA with Janis Joplin and Billie Holiday. Another friend vehemently disagrees and says he is running a juice bar with Janis and Sasquatch. Whoever could be right? Hmmm...../I have strange friends
0Icky0: Of course he's there. Elvis is everywhere. He's in everything. He's in everybody.Except in the evil anti-Elvis./Mitt Romney has no Elvis in him.
Sgt Otter: But what about that pretty little thing, waiting for the King, down in the Jungle Room?
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