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(CNN)   Which is worse, that a 23 year old has 5 kids or that she superglued one of her rug rats to the wall?   (cnn.com) divider line 27
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2012-10-08 11:53:57 PM
6 votes:
"I'm stuck to a wall. I'm so very scared. Help"
2012-10-08 11:55:27 PM
5 votes:

Ambivalence: Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.


We already have superglue in the home.

A solution presents itself...
2012-10-09 08:26:11 AM
2 votes:
Please not my racw please not my race please not my race. Thank goodness
2012-10-09 08:09:00 AM
2 votes:
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2012-10-09 06:19:09 AM
2 votes:
Now that's what I call a... sticky situation
2012-10-09 03:58:23 AM
2 votes:

SilentStrider: She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.


Or rope.

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2012-10-09 01:36:14 AM
2 votes:

SilentStrider: She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.


I dunno, I think if I were going to glue a kid to a wall I'd go with superglue. It's totally skin safe, docs use it to close wounds all the time. I used some other day when I made a reallly pretty reasonable effort at cutting off the tip of my left thumb with one of my carving knives.

And if you keep debonder on hand you can take the kid down any old time. Besides, If you use tape you have all those smothering issues that end up in endless paperwork.
2012-10-09 01:31:37 AM
2 votes:

Kazan: NewportBarGuy: bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.

Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.

and deflect, deny and revise history when you point out that the vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion


I don't think that was intended to be a factual statement.
2012-10-08 11:28:34 PM
2 votes:
"When these types of crimes occur we have to send a message, not only to the perpetrator, but to the citizens of Dallas County as a whole," District Attorney Craig Watkins told CNN. "If you choose to commit these types of crimes, we will ensure that you receive an adequate punishment."

Probably not a line you're destined to hear in any post-apocalyptic action movies.


"Let this be a warning to all who come after, that if you cross me, you will be adequately punished."
2012-10-09 02:31:13 PM
1 votes:

Headso: RembrandtQEinstein: JackieRabbit: RembrandtQEinstein: A per-requisite for any government assistance should be sterilization.

Liberals refuse to admit that people who can't take care of themselves shouldn't have children.
Conservatives refuse to admit that people who can't take care of themselves are still people.

I can't decide if you are a really bad troll or just plain stupid. Inasmuch as you don't know how to spell prerequisite, we'll go with the later.

OMG I picked the wrong word from the spellcheck list. My point is totally invalidated! You win at internet rhetoric this time JR but I'll get you next time! NEXT TIME!!!1!one!

Your argument that the very people who fight for legalized and free access to safe abortion are the ones who " refuse to admit that people who can't take care of themselves shouldn't have children" is more stupider


Your argument is invalid.
2012-10-09 12:24:11 PM
1 votes:
But that neck tat makes her look so responsible.
2012-10-09 08:24:52 AM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: Thank goodness the Pope won't let us give her condoms!


She would not use them anyway. The mroe kids the bigger her check from Obama.
2012-10-09 08:20:15 AM
1 votes:
They really need to lock her up for life.

Not only is she a sociapth that kicked a toddler nearly to death, but any of her kids that live will end up criminals. She's a one-person bad part of town.
2012-10-09 08:13:29 AM
1 votes:
Incentivized sterilization. 1 case of per, and a pallet of Huggies, only after kid #2, we don't want anyone biatching that we've unduly removed someone's reproductive capabilities.

Or 2 coupons for half off at the nearest IHOP, for a gentleman requesting a vasectomy, with no requirement for children.
2012-10-09 08:03:02 AM
1 votes:

phrenicmonkey: hasty ambush: NewportBarGuy: bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.

Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.

Like she would get an abortion. No doubt her kids were her welfare check The government subsidizes this type of activity through the welfare system, Plus condoms are still free at many places including planned parenthod and she did nto use them.

One guess who she is voting for.

I'm gonna guess Republican. Birth Control is a sin.


I am betting government has been subsidizing her breeding, 5 Kids ,no doubt 5 different dad's. Her welfare check has become a career choice. She is a democrat.
2012-10-09 07:24:14 AM
1 votes:

SkunkWerks: AbbeySomeone: If a person shows such poor judgement and has 5 kids she is ill equipped to take care of she should not have the ability to have more kids. She obviously can't make good decisions for herself. I feel the same way about males that have kids scattered all over and don't take care of them.
If you continue driving drunk you lose your drivers license right?

Phrases like "poor judgement", "ill-equipped", and "good decisions" are all pretty vague and contextual, I still wouldn't hand my government a free ticket to start sterilizing people based on them. Attempts to legislate "good decision-making" in people rarely go all that well in any case.

It sucks that kids sometimes get caught in the middle of what happens (and despite what the papers seem to tell you, it is "sometimes", statistically speaking), I just find this sort of rhetoric gross over-reaction and a loss of overall perspective... possibly sense as well.


Because someone that abuses a toddler into a coma should continue having children. God will give her more to hone her parenting skills on.
2012-10-09 06:55:58 AM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: NewportBarGuy: bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.

Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.

Like she would get an abortion. No doubt her kids were her welfare check The government subsidizes this type of activity through the welfare system, Plus condoms are still free at many places including planned parenthod and she did nto use them.

One guess who she is voting for.


You think she votes? That's cute.
2012-10-09 06:48:48 AM
1 votes:

The Madd Mann: That said, they really need to look at chemical castration for this sort of thing.


Rope is a chemical.
2012-10-09 06:26:46 AM
1 votes:

gerbilpox: Everybody's focusing on the hand-gluing.


Says you. Mom was just protecting herself from the kid... who was some sort of black belt or prize fighter and whose hands were obviously registered as lethal weapons in 47 states shortly after the doctors cut the cord.
2012-10-09 06:09:28 AM
1 votes:
FTA: Prosecutors are asking Escalona be incarcerated for 45 years, so she will not cause any more harm to her children, Denmon said.

Children are, after all, quite vulnerable until they're 45 years of age...

...not that I necessarily disagree with the severity of the sentence, just, yanno... reasoning.
2012-10-09 06:08:40 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Birthcontrol and abortion should be available to all that want it


I would like her aborted or birth-controlled. Either way works for me! 23 is NOT too old.
2012-10-09 04:53:41 AM
1 votes:

Lorelle: SilentStrider: She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.

Or rope.

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2012-10-09 01:40:11 AM
1 votes:

Kazan: BECAUSE JAYZUS!!!


God protect us from your flock. For, they know not what the f*ck they are doing.

"Every sperm is sacred... Except for that bastard we want to electrocute!"
2012-10-09 01:34:54 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: I don't think that was intended to be a factual statement.


i know that.. look at my post again

NewportBarGuy: Kazan: vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion

I mean... They are two very simple words. Planned. Parenthood. Planning to be a parent. Who the f*ck can honestly be against that?

Aside from their other medical services... That's why I give them money. It is a rational, sane, and intelligent, actually, for a society to plan for such things. It improves the community as a whole. As it only relates to those that actually need the assistance, most other people make that decision on their own, as a couple, or as adults.

I'm sure Senator Kyl (R-U486) could enlighten us further as he lives in 1854.



BECAUSE JAYZUS!!!
2012-10-09 01:18:43 AM
1 votes:
Dunno...Is she white?
2012-10-09 12:46:27 AM
1 votes:

bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.


Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.
2012-10-09 12:23:32 AM
1 votes:
She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.
 
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