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(CNN)   Which is worse, that a 23 year old has 5 kids or that she superglued one of her rug rats to the wall?   (cnn.com) divider line 216
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2012-10-08 11:22:57 PM
42 year old woman has a 23 year old kid with 5 kids? Does the family just rut like animals?
 
2012-10-08 11:28:34 PM
"When these types of crimes occur we have to send a message, not only to the perpetrator, but to the citizens of Dallas County as a whole," District Attorney Craig Watkins told CNN. "If you choose to commit these types of crimes, we will ensure that you receive an adequate punishment."

Probably not a line you're destined to hear in any post-apocalyptic action movies.


"Let this be a warning to all who come after, that if you cross me, you will be adequately punished."
 
2012-10-08 11:51:06 PM
Yes.

Still, if you were 23 with 5 kids you know you'd do the same thing.
 
2012-10-08 11:52:42 PM
Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.
 
2012-10-08 11:53:57 PM
"I'm stuck to a wall. I'm so very scared. Help"
 
2012-10-08 11:54:06 PM

Ambivalence: Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.


Hopefully the state will take custody of the child as soon as it's born.
 
2012-10-08 11:55:27 PM

Ambivalence: Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.


We already have superglue in the home.

A solution presents itself...
 
2012-10-09 12:08:03 AM

Brontes: 42 year old woman has a 23 year old kid with 5 kids? Does the family just rut like animals?


Education reduces pregnancy. Neck tat is one of the single biggest indicators of being uneducated.
 
2012-10-09 12:15:34 AM
Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.
 
2012-10-09 12:22:52 AM
I thought "rugrat" was one word?


Ambivalence: Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.


Yeah, I'm not usually a fan of forced sterilization but I'll make an exception in this case.
 
2012-10-09 12:23:32 AM
She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.
 
2012-10-09 12:25:18 AM
Neither, those are both symptoms of the true problem.
 
2012-10-09 12:26:24 AM

fusillade762: Ambivalence: Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.

Yeah, I'm not usually a fan of forced sterilization but I'll make an exception in this case.


It doesn't have to be "forced", just strongly incentivized. Maybe part of the plea bargin so she doesn't have to do jail time.
 
2012-10-09 12:46:27 AM

bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.


Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.
 
2012-10-09 01:18:43 AM
Dunno...Is she white?
 
2012-10-09 01:28:30 AM

NewportBarGuy: bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.

Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.


and deflect, deny and revise history when you point out that the vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion
 
2012-10-09 01:31:37 AM

Kazan: NewportBarGuy: bdub77: Having children is worse. 20 years down the road the majority of them are going to be f*ckups.

Yet people still b*tch about Planned Parenthood's $47.8 billion government-funded abortionarium. I only hope they build 2 or 3 more.

and deflect, deny and revise history when you point out that the vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion


I don't think that was intended to be a factual statement.
 
2012-10-09 01:33:09 AM

Kazan: vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion


I mean... They are two very simple words. Planned. Parenthood. Planning to be a parent. Who the f*ck can honestly be against that?

Aside from their other medical services... That's why I give them money. It is a rational, sane, and intelligent, actually, for a society to plan for such things. It improves the community as a whole. As it only relates to those that actually need the assistance, most other people make that decision on their own, as a couple, or as adults.

I'm sure Senator Kyl (R-U486) could enlighten us further as he lives in 1854.
 
2012-10-09 01:34:54 AM

fusillade762: I don't think that was intended to be a factual statement.


i know that.. look at my post again

NewportBarGuy: Kazan: vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion

I mean... They are two very simple words. Planned. Parenthood. Planning to be a parent. Who the f*ck can honestly be against that?

Aside from their other medical services... That's why I give them money. It is a rational, sane, and intelligent, actually, for a society to plan for such things. It improves the community as a whole. As it only relates to those that actually need the assistance, most other people make that decision on their own, as a couple, or as adults.

I'm sure Senator Kyl (R-U486) could enlighten us further as he lives in 1854.



BECAUSE JAYZUS!!!
 
2012-10-09 01:36:14 AM

SilentStrider: She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.


I dunno, I think if I were going to glue a kid to a wall I'd go with superglue. It's totally skin safe, docs use it to close wounds all the time. I used some other day when I made a reallly pretty reasonable effort at cutting off the tip of my left thumb with one of my carving knives.

And if you keep debonder on hand you can take the kid down any old time. Besides, If you use tape you have all those smothering issues that end up in endless paperwork.
 
2012-10-09 01:40:11 AM

Kazan: BECAUSE JAYZUS!!!


God protect us from your flock. For, they know not what the f*ck they are doing.

"Every sperm is sacred... Except for that bastard we want to electrocute!"
 
2012-10-09 01:41:57 AM

vossiewulf: And if you keep debonder on hand you can take the kid down any old time. Besides, If you use tape you have all those smothering issues that end up in endless paperwork.


Might I suggest a nail-gun loaded with surgical steel nails?
 
2012-10-09 02:41:29 AM
teach it to say "motherfarker"
 
2012-10-09 02:56:28 AM
My understanding was that she was pregnant at the time she glued her other child to the wall (September 2011), not that she is currently pregnant. Not that is much of an improvement, but at least she's not currently breeding.

Her legs need to be glued together.
 
2012-10-09 03:58:23 AM

SilentStrider: She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.


Or rope.

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2012-10-09 04:53:41 AM

Lorelle: SilentStrider: She should be smacked.

Everyone knows you use duct tape to afix kids to the wall.

Or rope.

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2012-10-09 05:13:35 AM

NewportBarGuy: Kazan: vast majority of services provided by PP are not abortion

I mean... They are two very simple words. Planned. Parenthood. Planning to be a parent. Who the f*ck can honestly be against that?

Aside from their other medical services... That's why I give them money. It is a rational, sane, and intelligent, actually, for a society to plan for such things. It improves the community as a whole. As it only relates to those that actually need the assistance, most other people make that decision on their own, as a couple, or as adults.

I'm sure Senator Kyl (R-U486) could enlighten us further as he lives in 1854.


PP is one of the few places I will donate money to.
Birthcontrol and abortion should be available to all that want it and there is no excuse for someone her age having that many kids. What she did is reprehensible but she must have been stressed out of her mind.
 
2012-10-09 05:48:25 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: Oh and she's pregnant with her 6th. That's just fantastic. Someone get this girl a tubal ligation.

Hopefully the state will take custody of the child as soon as it's born.


I love you, buddy, but...
 
2012-10-09 05:58:25 AM

GAT_00: Education reduces pregnancy. Neck tat is one of the single biggest indicators of being uneducated.


There ought to be a law eh?
 
2012-10-09 06:04:07 AM
Life in prison.
 
2012-10-09 06:07:06 AM
Without reading the article, I'm guessing this occurred in the South.
 
2012-10-09 06:08:40 AM

AbbeySomeone: Birthcontrol and abortion should be available to all that want it


I would like her aborted or birth-controlled. Either way works for me! 23 is NOT too old.
 
2012-10-09 06:09:28 AM
FTA: Prosecutors are asking Escalona be incarcerated for 45 years, so she will not cause any more harm to her children, Denmon said.

Children are, after all, quite vulnerable until they're 45 years of age...

...not that I necessarily disagree with the severity of the sentence, just, yanno... reasoning.
 
2012-10-09 06:09:29 AM
I notice that in most of the articles like this there is no mention of any baby daddies.
 
2012-10-09 06:10:22 AM

AbbeySomeone: I notice that in most of the articles like this there is no mention of any baby daddies.

 
2012-10-09 06:11:10 AM
After reading the headline:

th09.deviantart.net


After RTFA:

www.offendall.com
 
2012-10-09 06:16:46 AM
This reminds me of my favorite bad line from Ninja Scroll: "You must love your wife a lot."

On a more serious note, being pregnant is not a crime. Child abuse is a crime.
 
2012-10-09 06:16:54 AM
Aye carumba.
 
2012-10-09 06:17:54 AM
I overheard my cousin's friend(whom I never meet prior) tell my cousin he has 11 kids. Me and the lady clerk at Walgreens was like WTF.
/The guy is only 24 and most of the kids are in different states
 
2012-10-09 06:19:09 AM
Now that's what I call a... sticky situation
 
2012-10-09 06:19:29 AM
Loco ojos?
 
2012-10-09 06:22:26 AM
Everybody's focusing on the hand-gluing. Weird, yes. But the real issue is that:

She kicked and beat a toddler until the little girl was in a coma, in front of three of her other children.

Life in prison is too good for her.
 
2012-10-09 06:23:34 AM

AbbeySomeone: I notice that in most of the articles like this there is no mention of any baby daddies.


In Latino cultures, babies apparently do not need daddies. Texas, for example, has the highest rate of 24 year old grandmothers. Maybe it is asexual reproduction?
 
2012-10-09 06:23:36 AM
All 5 kids are probably "Anchor babies"...
 
2012-10-09 06:26:46 AM

gerbilpox: Everybody's focusing on the hand-gluing.


Says you. Mom was just protecting herself from the kid... who was some sort of black belt or prize fighter and whose hands were obviously registered as lethal weapons in 47 states shortly after the doctors cut the cord.
 
2012-10-09 06:27:56 AM

gerbilpox: Everybody's focusing on the hand-gluing. Weird, yes. But the real issue is that:

She kicked and beat a toddler until the little girl was in a coma, in front of three of her other children.

Life in prison is too good for her.


Please.... she'll do 7-10 because she's a woman and the victims mother
 
2012-10-09 06:30:50 AM
Kill her. Ban me. Movies don't matter.
 
2012-10-09 06:33:27 AM

bmihura: AbbeySomeone: I notice that in most of the articles like this there is no mention of any baby daddies.

In Latino cultures, babies apparently do not need daddies. Texas, for example, has the highest rate of 24 year old grandmothers. Maybe it is asexual reproduction?


New Mexico isn't far behind.

drjekel_mrhyde: gerbilpox: Everybody's focusing on the hand-gluing. Weird, yes. But the real issue is that:

She kicked and beat a toddler until the little girl was in a coma, in front of three of her other children.

Life in prison is too good for her.

Please.... she'll do 7-10 because she's a woman and the victims mother


She should be forcibly sterilized. Prison isn't going to help anything. The grandmother will get custody and the cycle will continue.
 
2012-10-09 06:34:52 AM

SkunkWerks: gerbilpox: Everybody's focusing on the hand-gluing.

Says you. Mom was just protecting herself from the kid... who was some sort of black belt or prize fighter and whose hands were obviously registered as lethal weapons in 47 states shortly after the doctors cut the cord.


imageshack.us

Pffft. Only 47 states? See now, that shows a lack of training right there.
 
2012-10-09 06:36:33 AM
"I have a UTERUS! ain't I the sh*t?" *sigh*
 
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