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2012-10-08 09:09:36 PM  
A little wordy on the headline, subby. Remember: slience is golden
 
2012-10-08 09:12:48 PM  
I always thought it was "Slient but Dadely"

/Dad gave our dog a persecution complex
 
2012-10-08 09:15:01 PM  
several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim's stepfather.

Stepfather of the year candidate, that one.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:44 PM  
I see what you did there with that tag, subby.
 
2012-10-08 09:25:18 PM  
That story is all flavors of farked up.
 
2012-10-08 10:10:10 PM  
How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.
 
2012-10-08 11:11:05 PM  
At least it was just a child that died. They're fun to make more of, and from the Republican viewpoit they're less sunk costs.
 
2012-10-08 11:13:43 PM  
Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?


/yah i remember high school
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-10-08 11:34:50 PM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?


Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.
 
2012-10-08 11:37:37 PM  
I expected the article to be a bit more long winded.

/don't give me that stink eye
 
2012-10-08 11:48:37 PM  
worddrum.files.wordpress.com

Smells like the economy
 
2012-10-08 11:50:31 PM  

gopher321: Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?


/yah i remember high school


Why do farts smell?.......So deaf people can enjoy them too.
 
2012-10-08 11:59:38 PM  

davidphogan: At least it was just a child that died. They're fun to make more of, and from the Republican viewpoit they're less sunk costs.


Maybe the kid was being disobedient and rebellious?
 
2012-10-09 12:00:07 AM  

NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.


( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.
 
2012-10-09 12:03:44 AM  
Ghetto-people problems.
 
2012-10-09 12:05:53 AM  

doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Some pre existing medical condition, a good punch to the throat, bashing their head on a curb... I can see it.
 
2012-10-09 12:05:57 AM  
Such a tragedy and waste of life.
 
2012-10-09 12:07:34 AM  
Did the one that farted die? If not, the other girl can say: "Dat ho b stankin ferreal when she b rottin"
 
2012-10-09 12:08:56 AM  
SBD's = CSB's
 
2012-10-09 12:09:05 AM  
How was the step father suppose to stop the fight?
 
2012-10-09 12:09:34 AM  
www.electricearl.com
 
2012-10-09 12:09:41 AM  
Don't this make your brown eye blue?
 
2012-10-09 12:11:12 AM  

doglover: There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Honey, I don't think a sarcasm font is going to help when people read your posts and assume you're just stupid.
 
2012-10-09 12:12:00 AM  
Oh no she did-un.
 
2012-10-09 12:12:16 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-09 12:12:58 AM  

Brick-House: doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.

Some pre existing medical condition, a good punch to the throat, bashing their head on a curb... I can see it.


Exactly. There's a chance the alleged victim was already on borrowed time and something importsnt was about to pop anyway. In that case, punching them to death isn't even manslaughter, it's force major.

Then there's the scenario where you jam that trachea into your knes so hard your kids will be born with a throat mark on their own legs. That's killing plain and simple.

I'd really like more specifics before passing judgement on this one.
 
2012-10-09 12:14:22 AM  

doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Why? I know of several one punch deaths that have happened locally to me. Especially since once knocked out people tend to fall backwards and hit the back of their heads. That being said...

If we do this... There's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you and Kid Rock's Bawitdaba playing in the background.
 
2012-10-09 12:16:48 AM  
So much earworm...
 
2012-10-09 12:17:14 AM  
www.spikednation.com
 
2012-10-09 12:17:51 AM  
The really farked up part is that she who smelt it, dealt it.
 
2012-10-09 12:18:28 AM  
Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?
 
2012-10-09 12:18:54 AM  
Pretty crappy way to die...
 
2012-10-09 12:19:49 AM  
www.deuceofdavenport.com
 
2012-10-09 12:21:04 AM  
Oh my, they were black... color me shocked.

/sarcasm
 
2012-10-09 12:21:05 AM  
Can't we all just get a Beano?
 
2012-10-09 12:23:03 AM  

2words1finger: Oh my, they were black... color me shocked.

/sarcasm


Is that some kind of racial crack?
 
2012-10-09 12:24:44 AM  
affordablehousinginstitute.org

Harrumph!
 
2012-10-09 12:24:53 AM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?
I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.
/Don't tease people.


And 16-year-old girl fisticuffs, at that. So just remember--if a 16-year-old girl ever starts farking with you, you'd better just kill her immediately. Self-defense.

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


Maybe she curb stomped her. There were plenty of witnesses, so there must be more the story than what's here.
 
2012-10-09 12:24:56 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.
 
2012-10-09 12:27:00 AM  

Brick-House: [worddrum.files.wordpress.com image 294x320]

Smells like the economy


My His beef strong.
 
2012-10-09 12:27:09 AM  

blueviking: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.


So every cook at Hardee's is guilty of murder in Texas?
 
2012-10-09 12:27:30 AM  
Victim: Shaakira

She already was given a death sentence at birth.

/please, stop it with the names, black people.
 
2012-10-09 12:28:13 AM  
Sláinte!
 
2012-10-09 12:28:20 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


Let me get this straight, are you trying to say she's not guilty? I believe the legal stance on this is... Who ever denied
 
2012-10-09 12:29:40 AM  
Damn iPhone. Who ever denied it supplied it
 
2012-10-09 12:30:40 AM  

cryinoutloud: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?
I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.
/Don't tease people.

And 16-year-old girl fisticuffs, at that. So just remember--if a 16-year-old girl ever starts farking with you, you'd better just kill her immediately. Self-defense.

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

Maybe she curb stomped her. There were plenty of witnesses, so there must be more the story than what's here.


What if she wasn't attacked unduly? Just a legit punch resulting in surprise trauma in something important neither party could know about?
 
2012-10-09 12:30:56 AM  
I'm guessing the male adults didn't intervene because catfight=boobies on display most times.
 
2012-10-09 12:32:51 AM  
I was going to make a joke about black people always resorting to guns instead of taking a beating like a man...but alas, proven wrong.
 
2012-10-09 12:33:26 AM  

doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Comic Sans.
 
2012-10-09 12:33:26 AM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.


How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!
 
2012-10-09 12:34:06 AM  

HectorSchwartz: Let me get this straight, are you trying to say she's not guilty? I believe the legal stance on this is... Who ever denied


bibleencyclopedia.com

Not guilty!
 
2012-10-09 12:36:04 AM  

doglover: blueviking: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.

So every cook at Hardee's is guilty of murder in Texas?


I don't think I've ever eaten at a Hardee's...but looking at their "Thickburger" on the website, that might just be the case.

/think my arteries clogged just seeing at that
 
2012-10-09 12:36:30 AM  
How much wind could a windbreaker break,

If a windbreaker could break wind?
 
2012-10-09 12:38:00 AM  
www.faithfreedom.org

Who farted y'all
 
2012-10-09 12:38:16 AM  
The Grief Counseling Team will be available in the High School throughout the remainder of the week and next week as well.

That must be some awesome lingering fart.
 
2012-10-09 12:38:32 AM  

Linkster: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.

How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!


newnation.sg
/hot and stinky
 
2012-10-09 12:38:38 AM  

blueviking: doglover: blueviking: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.

So every cook at Hardee's is guilty of murder in Texas?

I don't think I've ever eaten at a Hardee's...but looking at their "Thickburger" on the website, that might just be the case.

/think my arteries clogged just seeing at that


FTFM...necesito más café....
 
2012-10-09 12:45:58 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 2words1finger: Oh my, they were black... color me shocked.

/sarcasm

Is that some kind of racial crack?


Ha Ha Haaaaa! I was talking about black people and you said "crack." Brilliant!! Thanks for playing along.
 
2012-10-09 12:46:16 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-09 12:47:30 AM  
She died doing what she loved
 
2012-10-09 12:47:35 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


To me this implies people are just fighting in the streets like a Bugs Bunny cartoon and it's no big deal and if someone happens to die or lose an eye or break their back and become paralyzed for life... well, it was just a little tussle that unfortunately went a little too far.
No, if someone is hitting me, they're assaulting me and it's kind of a big deal. If I was injured enough to require medical treatment I would want them off the street and in jail for years. If I died from their assault I would want them to spend the rest of their life in prison after being convicted of murder.
Either you get in a lot of fights or you have never been in a fight.
 
2012-10-09 12:48:09 AM  
i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 12:50:01 AM  
Shaakira. She must be white.
 
2012-10-09 12:50:24 AM  

doglover: Maybe she curb stomped her. There were plenty of witnesses, so there must be more the story than what's here.
What if she wasn't attacked unduly? Just a legit punch resulting in surprise trauma in something important neither party could know about?


Well I don't know. The story is incomplete and we don't have a cause of death. Why are you asking me? I'm not even an internet lawyer.
 
2012-10-09 12:52:58 AM  

Wonderduck: [i132.photobucket.com image 640x360]


i449.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 12:53:51 AM  
I'm posting this from the toilet while enduring horrific cramping explosive Mexican beer and chocolate shiats from celebrating Columbus day so I'm getting a kick.

Also, I believe many of you are forgetting the legal precedent clearly outlined in U.S. code 18 ~ 2257 "he who refuted it in point of fact is the one who pooted it"

/Promise me son not to do the things I done
 
2012-10-09 12:56:17 AM  
1. fight over nothing, check
2. original phonetic name, check
3. related bystanders doing nothing, check

Now, I'm not a racist person, but when you have all these ingredients together, I'm going to assume the participants are black.

/gf is half black
//best friend is black and he agrees with me on this topic. Why are you living down to the stereotypes, people?
///take out #2 and put in "stripper-name" instead of the "original phonetic name", and you're talking about white trailer trash
 
2012-10-09 12:57:02 AM  

illannoyin: I'm posting this from the toilet while enduring horrific cramping explosive Mexican beer and chocolate shiats from celebrating Columbus day so I'm getting a kick.

Also, I believe many of you are forgetting the legal precedent clearly outlined in U.S. code 18 ~ 2257 "he who refuted it in point of fact is the one who pooted it"

/Promise me son not to do the things I done


The moint is poot. No wait. The point is moot.
 
2012-10-09 01:00:15 AM  
Gives a whole new meaning to the ASSinine tag.
 
2012-10-09 01:09:26 AM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-09 01:11:11 AM  
Man... Must've been one killer fart.
 
2012-10-09 01:12:29 AM  
Extremes

From this...

www.cockrockmag.com

To this...

cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2012-10-09 01:14:11 AM  
www.hearth.com 

/Oblig
 
2012-10-09 01:17:07 AM  
www.mypokecard.com 


/image is linky
 
2012-10-09 01:26:04 AM  

fusillade762: several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim's stepfather.

Stepfather of the year candidate, that one.


But he's not a stepfather anymore, making him ineligible for said award! 

Bet he'll be single soon too.
 
2012-10-09 01:33:08 AM  

Linkster: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.

How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!


Try Butt Aid, from Johnson and Shaft: curing butthurt since '69.
 
2012-10-09 01:36:58 AM  
This thread makes me laugh after a really shiatty day.

I has a gratitude
 
2012-10-09 01:43:50 AM  
FTA: "...Shaakira Dorsey..."

That explains everything.
 
2012-10-09 01:44:17 AM  

HectorSchwartz: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

Let me get this straight, are you trying to say she's not guilty? I believe the legal stance on this is... Who ever denied it supplied it


I'm not certain how it is there but I expect that there is bound to be at least a precedent if not an actual codified law based on the English common law principle of he that smelt it, dealt it.
 
2012-10-09 01:45:29 AM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.


Several years ago a local man was convicted of manslaughter after he punched another guy once and killed him.
 
2012-10-09 01:50:45 AM  
I can't tell you how many times I've been killed with one punch.
 
2012-10-09 01:51:47 AM  

Trance354: 1. fight over nothing, check


Good because we all know it's blacks with anger issues Link
/When I first heard about I assumed they must be black or latinos, but nooooooo
 
2012-10-09 01:53:00 AM  
Sounds like the bully asked for the fight. You start ripping on a teenager, you are asking to be punched. Just so happens she teased the wrong girl.

Quite the story to tell her grandkids about killing the bully.
 
2012-10-09 02:05:57 AM  
teenage boys about farts. "man thats pussy shiat smell this!"

why for the love of god dont girls get aa farking sense of humer.

/grew up in mostly male family
 
2012-10-09 02:06:58 AM  
America needs more war to send these young'ens off to die.
 
2012-10-09 02:13:37 AM  

doglover: Linkster: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.

How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!

Try Butt Aid, from Johnson and Shaft: curing butthurt since '69.


It's Desitin since 1919! Still with the ignorance!
 
2012-10-09 02:15:43 AM  
#000000, shocking.
 
2012-10-09 02:25:07 AM  
Wow, that's 3 more votes for Obama.
 
2012-10-09 02:31:42 AM  

Brick-House: Extremes

From this...

[www.cockrockmag.com image 400x356]

To this...

[cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x773]


That second pic...
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-09 02:55:26 AM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.


Didn't the article mention a softball team?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 02:59:30 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Can't we all just get a Beano?


files.list.co.uk
 
2012-10-09 03:04:07 AM  

DrPainMD:
Several years ago a local man was convicted of manslaughter after he punched another guy once and killed him.


Yet Chuck Norris roams free.
 
2012-10-09 03:07:42 AM  

Brick-House: Extremes

From this...

[www.cockrockmag.com image 400x356]

To this...

[cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x773]


That was just WRONG.

/...and you owe me a keyboard as mine is covered in coffee...
 
2012-10-09 03:16:42 AM  

hamfast gamgee: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Can't we all just get a Beano?

[files.list.co.uk image 250x367]


ecx.images-amazon.com

I prefer Viz, thanks.
 
2012-10-09 03:21:02 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


IANAL, but from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order I've gotten the idea that murder comes in several degrees, ranging from 1st degree to 3rd degree.
Seems like intent has a lot to do with it from "Imma getchu ass" to "oh fark, that wasn't s'pose ta happen like THAT".
 
2012-10-09 03:40:00 AM  
Slient gets through. Nice. fark.
 
2012-10-09 04:01:00 AM  
any skid marks on the sidewalk to match...
 
2012-10-09 04:07:10 AM  
stalinsmoustache.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-09 04:54:47 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-10-09 05:40:57 AM  
I once mentioned my ex-GF that I heard her farting while she was sleeping next to me... Man, I'm lucky to be alive.
 
2012-10-09 05:55:25 AM  
So it seems that girl one farted, girl two teased her with the backing of her stepfather (he didn`t stop her anyway), girl one becomes angry and hits girl two and they start to fight and the stepfather still thinks the situation is ok, (I have seen fathers and stepfather backing up kids and urging them to fight in situations like this)

twist

girl one wins and girl two dies. I`m sure the stepfather saw a different outcome...

As both girls were 16, how much blame should rest on the stepfarter?

/Luke, I am your farter

cstrips.bitstrips.com 
sorry, best I could find quickly
 
2012-10-09 06:12:38 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-09 06:14:02 AM  
weknowmemes.com

I Laughed OL'd.

/so gonna steal that.
 
2012-10-09 06:21:58 AM  
The story's URL hints at the author's (or perhaps the webmaster's) views of fart teasing:

http://www.kait8.com/story/19761646/harmless-teasing-over-flatulenc e -leads-to-deadly-fight
 
2012-10-09 06:30:21 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Shaakira. She must be white.


Her farts don't lie and you're startin' to smell 'em, boy

/Shaakira Shaakira
 
2012-10-09 07:15:15 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


I can see a murder charge if they hit first and then continued to hit someoen on the ground.
 
2012-10-09 07:19:56 AM  
Truly, it would be hard to find a classier group of people.
 
2012-10-09 08:15:19 AM  
doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?


1) there was once a fark article about someone being hit just the right way that caused them to die shortly.

2) Before the 60s, it was uncommon but shrugged off for people to occasionally die in the boxing ring.


With that said. The parents should be put in jail for contributing to the death. The article said they stood there and looked on. In the old days parents dragged their kids away by their ears and spanked them.
 
2012-10-09 08:41:50 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


Or maybe the police are grasping at the most they can to keep the one who's still alive locked up.
 
2012-10-09 08:43:46 AM  
 
2012-10-09 08:57:58 AM  
www.instablogsimages.com
 
2012-10-09 09:09:11 AM  
www.fart-sounds.net

Explains politicans
 
2012-10-09 09:28:29 AM  
the one time I get a great chance to play on my nick, and I'm really late to the party. That's what I get for taking a night off from the internet.
 
2012-10-09 09:42:10 AM  
If you gotta do it, do it right!!

www.photographyblogger.net
 
2012-10-09 10:23:07 AM  
www.maritime.org
 
2012-10-09 10:54:28 AM  
If she'd queefed, there's no telling how many people might've gotten hurt.
 
2012-10-09 11:22:21 AM  
Confusing article. First it says she passed gas, then it says she passed away. Well which one is it?
 
2012-10-09 11:24:21 AM  

Wonderduck: [i132.photobucket.com image 640x360]


Wonderduck, you are awesome.
 
2012-10-09 11:35:15 AM  
Silent bu violent.
/How I raised my boys
 
2012-10-09 12:29:20 PM  
Just another difference between boys and girls. If it had been boys the whole thing would have ended with a high five.
 
2012-10-09 01:47:03 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 02:33:58 PM  
 
2012-10-09 03:28:50 PM  
Ho biatches be fightin' fierce!

I work in a touristy area and people do stupid things they probably wouldn't at home. A few years ago a woman was on roller blades and was skating around the area on sidewalks without a helmet in front of the office building, fell down and hit her head and died later that same day. Two years ago my brother in law took one of his son's high school friends out on a 16 hour motorcycle ride in the area of the Rockies where he lives and the friend went to college. They rode sport bikes down twisty canyon roads without incident and then next weekend the kid goes out skateboarding on campus a block or two from his dorm and falls off but is seen by 3 people who were BCLS and ACLS certified and who called paramedics while doing airway clearing and rescue breathing. He was life flighted from the local hospital later on the same day to a tertiary trauma center at a university hospital 50 miles away and ended up dieing the next day from brain injury after CT, MRI and PET scans showed he had no brain blood flow.

Look at Liam Neeson's wife Richardson. She was skiing and fell on snow and died before they got her to a hospital.

It isn't the punch that kills you, it's the 5 or 6 foot fall that your brain takes to hit the concrete. 

www.oakparkjournal.com

img.medscape.com
 
2012-10-09 05:19:10 PM  
 
2012-10-09 06:56:41 PM  
 
2012-10-09 09:24:25 PM  
"fisticuffs began flying"??? I weep for American journalism!
 
2012-10-09 10:06:23 PM  

washington-babylon: Wonderduck: [i132.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Wonderduck, you are awesome.


When you absolutely, positively have to send something to the bottom of the ocean...
 
2012-10-09 10:35:42 PM  
Scene where fight took place
kait.images.worldnow.com 

Thanks, Lou
 
2012-10-10 12:41:14 AM  
Silent but deadly doesn't HAVE to be an insult you know.
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-10 09:31:06 PM  
Anybody remember The Great Crepitation Contest?

Honestly, it's a gas.
 
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