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2012-10-09 12:34:06 AM

HectorSchwartz: Let me get this straight, are you trying to say she's not guilty? I believe the legal stance on this is... Who ever denied


bibleencyclopedia.com

Not guilty!
 
2012-10-09 12:36:04 AM

doglover: blueviking: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.

So every cook at Hardee's is guilty of murder in Texas?


I don't think I've ever eaten at a Hardee's...but looking at their "Thickburger" on the website, that might just be the case.

/think my arteries clogged just seeing at that
 
2012-10-09 12:36:30 AM
How much wind could a windbreaker break,

If a windbreaker could break wind?
 
2012-10-09 12:38:00 AM
www.faithfreedom.org

Who farted y'all
 
2012-10-09 12:38:16 AM
The Grief Counseling Team will be available in the High School throughout the remainder of the week and next week as well.

That must be some awesome lingering fart.
 
2012-10-09 12:38:32 AM

Linkster: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.

How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!


newnation.sg
/hot and stinky
 
2012-10-09 12:38:38 AM

blueviking: doglover: blueviking: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.

So every cook at Hardee's is guilty of murder in Texas?

I don't think I've ever eaten at a Hardee's...but looking at their "Thickburger" on the website, that might just be the case.

/think my arteries clogged just seeing at that


FTFM...necesito más café....
 
2012-10-09 12:45:58 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: 2words1finger: Oh my, they were black... color me shocked.

/sarcasm

Is that some kind of racial crack?


Ha Ha Haaaaa! I was talking about black people and you said "crack." Brilliant!! Thanks for playing along.
 
2012-10-09 12:46:16 AM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-09 12:47:30 AM
She died doing what she loved
 
2012-10-09 12:47:35 AM

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


To me this implies people are just fighting in the streets like a Bugs Bunny cartoon and it's no big deal and if someone happens to die or lose an eye or break their back and become paralyzed for life... well, it was just a little tussle that unfortunately went a little too far.
No, if someone is hitting me, they're assaulting me and it's kind of a big deal. If I was injured enough to require medical treatment I would want them off the street and in jail for years. If I died from their assault I would want them to spend the rest of their life in prison after being convicted of murder.
Either you get in a lot of fights or you have never been in a fight.
 
2012-10-09 12:48:09 AM
i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 12:50:01 AM
Shaakira. She must be white.
 
2012-10-09 12:50:24 AM

doglover: Maybe she curb stomped her. There were plenty of witnesses, so there must be more the story than what's here.
What if she wasn't attacked unduly? Just a legit punch resulting in surprise trauma in something important neither party could know about?


Well I don't know. The story is incomplete and we don't have a cause of death. Why are you asking me? I'm not even an internet lawyer.
 
2012-10-09 12:52:58 AM

Wonderduck: [i132.photobucket.com image 640x360]


i449.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 12:53:51 AM
I'm posting this from the toilet while enduring horrific cramping explosive Mexican beer and chocolate shiats from celebrating Columbus day so I'm getting a kick.

Also, I believe many of you are forgetting the legal precedent clearly outlined in U.S. code 18 ~ 2257 "he who refuted it in point of fact is the one who pooted it"

/Promise me son not to do the things I done
 
2012-10-09 12:56:17 AM
1. fight over nothing, check
2. original phonetic name, check
3. related bystanders doing nothing, check

Now, I'm not a racist person, but when you have all these ingredients together, I'm going to assume the participants are black.

/gf is half black
//best friend is black and he agrees with me on this topic. Why are you living down to the stereotypes, people?
///take out #2 and put in "stripper-name" instead of the "original phonetic name", and you're talking about white trailer trash
 
2012-10-09 12:57:02 AM

illannoyin: I'm posting this from the toilet while enduring horrific cramping explosive Mexican beer and chocolate shiats from celebrating Columbus day so I'm getting a kick.

Also, I believe many of you are forgetting the legal precedent clearly outlined in U.S. code 18 ~ 2257 "he who refuted it in point of fact is the one who pooted it"

/Promise me son not to do the things I done


The moint is poot. No wait. The point is moot.
 
2012-10-09 01:00:15 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the ASSinine tag.
 
2012-10-09 01:09:26 AM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-09 01:11:11 AM
Man... Must've been one killer fart.
 
2012-10-09 01:12:29 AM
Extremes

From this...

www.cockrockmag.com

To this...

cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2012-10-09 01:14:11 AM
www.hearth.com 

/Oblig
 
2012-10-09 01:17:07 AM
www.mypokecard.com 


/image is linky
 
2012-10-09 01:26:04 AM

fusillade762: several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim's stepfather.

Stepfather of the year candidate, that one.


But he's not a stepfather anymore, making him ineligible for said award! 

Bet he'll be single soon too.
 
2012-10-09 01:33:08 AM

Linkster: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.

How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!


Try Butt Aid, from Johnson and Shaft: curing butthurt since '69.
 
2012-10-09 01:36:58 AM
This thread makes me laugh after a really shiatty day.

I has a gratitude
 
2012-10-09 01:43:50 AM
FTA: "...Shaakira Dorsey..."

That explains everything.
 
2012-10-09 01:44:17 AM

HectorSchwartz: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

Let me get this straight, are you trying to say she's not guilty? I believe the legal stance on this is... Who ever denied it supplied it


I'm not certain how it is there but I expect that there is bound to be at least a precedent if not an actual codified law based on the English common law principle of he that smelt it, dealt it.
 
2012-10-09 01:45:29 AM

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.


Several years ago a local man was convicted of manslaughter after he punched another guy once and killed him.
 
2012-10-09 01:50:45 AM
I can't tell you how many times I've been killed with one punch.
 
2012-10-09 01:51:47 AM

Trance354: 1. fight over nothing, check


Good because we all know it's blacks with anger issues Link
/When I first heard about I assumed they must be black or latinos, but nooooooo
 
2012-10-09 01:53:00 AM
Sounds like the bully asked for the fight. You start ripping on a teenager, you are asking to be punched. Just so happens she teased the wrong girl.

Quite the story to tell her grandkids about killing the bully.
 
2012-10-09 02:05:57 AM
teenage boys about farts. "man thats pussy shiat smell this!"

why for the love of god dont girls get aa farking sense of humer.

/grew up in mostly male family
 
2012-10-09 02:06:58 AM
America needs more war to send these young'ens off to die.
 
2012-10-09 02:13:37 AM

doglover: Linkster: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.

How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!

Try Butt Aid, from Johnson and Shaft: curing butthurt since '69.


It's Desitin since 1919! Still with the ignorance!
 
2012-10-09 02:15:43 AM
#000000, shocking.
 
2012-10-09 02:25:07 AM
Wow, that's 3 more votes for Obama.
 
2012-10-09 02:31:42 AM

Brick-House: Extremes

From this...

[www.cockrockmag.com image 400x356]

To this...

[cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x773]


That second pic...
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-09 02:55:26 AM

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.


Didn't the article mention a softball team?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 02:59:30 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Can't we all just get a Beano?


files.list.co.uk
 
2012-10-09 03:04:07 AM

DrPainMD:
Several years ago a local man was convicted of manslaughter after he punched another guy once and killed him.


Yet Chuck Norris roams free.
 
2012-10-09 03:07:42 AM

Brick-House: Extremes

From this...

[www.cockrockmag.com image 400x356]

To this...

[cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x773]


That was just WRONG.

/...and you owe me a keyboard as mine is covered in coffee...
 
2012-10-09 03:16:42 AM

hamfast gamgee: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Can't we all just get a Beano?

[files.list.co.uk image 250x367]


ecx.images-amazon.com

I prefer Viz, thanks.
 
2012-10-09 03:21:02 AM

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


IANAL, but from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order I've gotten the idea that murder comes in several degrees, ranging from 1st degree to 3rd degree.
Seems like intent has a lot to do with it from "Imma getchu ass" to "oh fark, that wasn't s'pose ta happen like THAT".
 
2012-10-09 03:40:00 AM
Slient gets through. Nice. fark.
 
2012-10-09 04:01:00 AM
any skid marks on the sidewalk to match...
 
2012-10-09 04:07:10 AM
stalinsmoustache.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-09 04:54:47 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-10-09 05:40:57 AM
I once mentioned my ex-GF that I heard her farting while she was sleeping next to me... Man, I'm lucky to be alive.
 
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