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(KAIT Jonesboro)   I always thought "Slient but Deadly" was just a saying   (kait8.com) divider line 130
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2012-10-08 09:09:36 PM  
A little wordy on the headline, subby. Remember: slience is golden
 
2012-10-08 09:12:48 PM  
I always thought it was "Slient but Dadely"

/Dad gave our dog a persecution complex
 
2012-10-08 09:15:01 PM  
several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim's stepfather.

Stepfather of the year candidate, that one.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:44 PM  
I see what you did there with that tag, subby.
 
2012-10-08 09:25:18 PM  
That story is all flavors of farked up.
 
2012-10-08 10:10:10 PM  
How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.
 
2012-10-08 11:11:05 PM  
At least it was just a child that died. They're fun to make more of, and from the Republican viewpoit they're less sunk costs.
 
2012-10-08 11:13:43 PM  
Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?


/yah i remember high school
 
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2012-10-08 11:34:50 PM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?


Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.
 
2012-10-08 11:37:37 PM  
I expected the article to be a bit more long winded.

/don't give me that stink eye
 
2012-10-08 11:48:37 PM  
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Smells like the economy
 
2012-10-08 11:50:31 PM  

gopher321: Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?


/yah i remember high school


Why do farts smell?.......So deaf people can enjoy them too.
 
2012-10-08 11:59:38 PM  

davidphogan: At least it was just a child that died. They're fun to make more of, and from the Republican viewpoit they're less sunk costs.


Maybe the kid was being disobedient and rebellious?
 
2012-10-09 12:00:07 AM  

NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.


( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.
 
2012-10-09 12:03:44 AM  
Ghetto-people problems.
 
2012-10-09 12:05:53 AM  

doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Some pre existing medical condition, a good punch to the throat, bashing their head on a curb... I can see it.
 
2012-10-09 12:05:57 AM  
Such a tragedy and waste of life.
 
2012-10-09 12:07:34 AM  
Did the one that farted die? If not, the other girl can say: "Dat ho b stankin ferreal when she b rottin"
 
2012-10-09 12:08:56 AM  
SBD's = CSB's
 
2012-10-09 12:09:05 AM  
How was the step father suppose to stop the fight?
 
2012-10-09 12:09:34 AM  
www.electricearl.com
 
2012-10-09 12:09:41 AM  
Don't this make your brown eye blue?
 
2012-10-09 12:11:12 AM  

doglover: There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Honey, I don't think a sarcasm font is going to help when people read your posts and assume you're just stupid.
 
2012-10-09 12:12:00 AM  
Oh no she did-un.
 
2012-10-09 12:12:16 AM  
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2012-10-09 12:12:58 AM  

Brick-House: doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.

Some pre existing medical condition, a good punch to the throat, bashing their head on a curb... I can see it.


Exactly. There's a chance the alleged victim was already on borrowed time and something importsnt was about to pop anyway. In that case, punching them to death isn't even manslaughter, it's force major.

Then there's the scenario where you jam that trachea into your knes so hard your kids will be born with a throat mark on their own legs. That's killing plain and simple.

I'd really like more specifics before passing judgement on this one.
 
2012-10-09 12:14:22 AM  

doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Why? I know of several one punch deaths that have happened locally to me. Especially since once knocked out people tend to fall backwards and hit the back of their heads. That being said...

If we do this... There's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you and Kid Rock's Bawitdaba playing in the background.
 
2012-10-09 12:16:48 AM  
So much earworm...
 
2012-10-09 12:17:14 AM  
www.spikednation.com
 
2012-10-09 12:17:51 AM  
The really farked up part is that she who smelt it, dealt it.
 
2012-10-09 12:18:28 AM  
Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?
 
2012-10-09 12:18:54 AM  
Pretty crappy way to die...
 
2012-10-09 12:19:49 AM  
www.deuceofdavenport.com
 
2012-10-09 12:21:04 AM  
Oh my, they were black... color me shocked.

/sarcasm
 
2012-10-09 12:21:05 AM  
Can't we all just get a Beano?
 
2012-10-09 12:23:03 AM  

2words1finger: Oh my, they were black... color me shocked.

/sarcasm


Is that some kind of racial crack?
 
2012-10-09 12:24:44 AM  
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Harrumph!
 
2012-10-09 12:24:53 AM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?
I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.
/Don't tease people.


And 16-year-old girl fisticuffs, at that. So just remember--if a 16-year-old girl ever starts farking with you, you'd better just kill her immediately. Self-defense.

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


Maybe she curb stomped her. There were plenty of witnesses, so there must be more the story than what's here.
 
2012-10-09 12:24:56 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.
 
2012-10-09 12:27:00 AM  

Brick-House: [worddrum.files.wordpress.com image 294x320]

Smells like the economy


My His beef strong.
 
2012-10-09 12:27:09 AM  

blueviking: picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

It's intentionally or knowingly engaging in conduct that would cause a person's death here in Texas. They didn't give much detail about the course of the fight, so, it's possible.


So every cook at Hardee's is guilty of murder in Texas?
 
2012-10-09 12:27:30 AM  
Victim: Shaakira

She already was given a death sentence at birth.

/please, stop it with the names, black people.
 
2012-10-09 12:28:13 AM  
Sláinte!
 
2012-10-09 12:28:20 AM  

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?


Let me get this straight, are you trying to say she's not guilty? I believe the legal stance on this is... Who ever denied
 
2012-10-09 12:29:40 AM  
Damn iPhone. Who ever denied it supplied it
 
2012-10-09 12:30:40 AM  

cryinoutloud: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?
I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.
/Don't tease people.

And 16-year-old girl fisticuffs, at that. So just remember--if a 16-year-old girl ever starts farking with you, you'd better just kill her immediately. Self-defense.

picturescrazy: Not saying it's OK, but I really don't see how anyone should be charged with murder if someone dies in a fist fight. Doesn't murder imply that there was an intent to kill? How many people actually want to kill someone when they punch them?

Maybe she curb stomped her. There were plenty of witnesses, so there must be more the story than what's here.


What if she wasn't attacked unduly? Just a legit punch resulting in surprise trauma in something important neither party could know about?
 
2012-10-09 12:30:56 AM  
I'm guessing the male adults didn't intervene because catfight=boobies on display most times.
 
2012-10-09 12:32:51 AM  
I was going to make a joke about black people always resorting to guns instead of taking a beating like a man...but alas, proven wrong.
 
2012-10-09 12:33:26 AM  

doglover: NFA: doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

Death from fist fights is surprisingly common. I once had a trial lawyer tell me that he has been involved in several one punch murder trials.

( -.-)

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.


Comic Sans.
 
2012-10-09 12:33:26 AM  

doglover: How did she die from a fistfight?

I learned from the Zimmerman threads that you can't injure someone seriously with fisticuffs. Clearly a weapon was involved.

/Don't tease people.


How about I shove your nose into your brain, shiatHEAD!
 
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