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(Huffington Post)   Arkansas Republican defends slavery. This is NOT a repeat from last week   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-09 05:18:21 AM
5 votes:
i1136.photobucket.com
2012-10-09 09:03:41 AM
2 votes:
Malory Archer: Do you expect me to believe you're a descendant of Cornelius Tunt?
Cheryl: Yes, I spent like every summer there listening to my creepy great grandmother biatch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, slavery was pretty awesome.
Malory Archer: Prove it.
Sterling Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor.
2012-10-09 05:35:49 AM
2 votes:
Slavery isn't ALL bad.
media.heavy.com
2012-10-08 11:55:28 PM
2 votes:

Stoj: Jesus didn't condemn early termination fees by wireless providers either.


You're deluded into thinking that because certain gospels are arbitrarily considered apocryphal.

In the long-ignored Gospel of Chuck, the author mentioned many other people who were driven out of the temple with the moneychangers, including some with very specific professions, like those who sell siding door-to-door and those who charge a substantial interest penalty for early withdrawal. Pretty sure the early termination fees where in there as well.
2012-10-08 09:06:42 PM
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: Is you is or is you ain't my cconstituency


www.morethings.com
2012-10-08 06:52:46 PM
2 votes:
Let's see...


Slavery was a blessing

Disobedient children should be executed

The big bang and evolution are straight from the pits of hell

A woman can't get pregnant unless she enjoys her rape

Dogfighting is OK because humans box

Climate change will not destroy us because God made a promise to Noah


Anything other nuggets of GOP wisdom I'm forgetting?
2012-10-08 05:17:49 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: onfederate flag is "a symbol of Christian liberty vs. the new world order."

No. It's a symbol of treason and failure.


i54.tinypic.com
2012-10-08 05:11:08 PM
2 votes:
onfederate flag is "a symbol of Christian liberty vs. the new world order."

No. It's a symbol of treason and failure.
2012-10-10 12:35:46 AM
1 votes:

arsonik: FlashHarry: Mauch, a first term legislator, wrote the letters starting in 2000. He has called Lincoln a "fake neurotic Northern war criminal" and said the 16th president committed "premeditated murder" on the Constitution. He called Lincoln and Civil War generals "Wehrmacht leaders" -- the name for the armed forces in Nazi Germany. He also praised his ancestors for standing up to "Northern aggression" and said the Confederate flag is "a symbol of Christian liberty vs. the new world order."

*Facepalm*

Pretty much


And then he joins the party of Lincoln which defeated The South.

In San Francisco, we call these people "bottom".
2012-10-09 09:37:27 PM
1 votes:

Doctor Jan Itor: Slavery isn't ALL bad.
[media.heavy.com image 650x489]


except when she strangles you with her chain
2012-10-09 05:15:55 PM
1 votes:

CeroX: The Democrat party


lol. you don't know the difference between a noun and an adjective.
2012-10-09 03:38:17 PM
1 votes:

CeroX: Profedius: If he loves slavery so much he is in the wrong party. The Republic party came about over the divide of the Democratic party on the issue of Slavery with the Republic party mainly against it. The main reason the Republic party was against slavery wasn't due to the plight of the black man, but because they did not want slave owners to enter into the new western states with their slaves. Having slave owners allowed to bring their slaves into the western states would allow them a decide advantage in working the land.

If we never practiced slavery in this Nation we would have very few if any black people living in this country since they would have never migrated in mass on their own.

And again, i will point out the obvious weak link in your republican history chain...

1964...

All those people who were pro-slavery, and their children/grandchildren who were pro-segregation felt betrayed by their democratic leaders, who for years they relied upon to keep the power and laws to favor whites, felt betrayed when those leaders picked up the flag of civil rights. The democratic party officially adopted civil rights and equal rights as a plank in their platform. This turned many white democratic voters into republicans and by 1980 the Democratic stronghold of the south was flipped to Red...

The Democrat party, trying to capitalize on the inevitable outcome of the civil rights movement and bolster the new black voting population, alienated its core voters, and thus cause the great shift from blue to red in the south and midwest.

You might want to read a little more about it... Hell even wikipedia covers it...


But what does Conservapedia have to say?
2012-10-09 10:08:58 AM
1 votes:
This one's also fun:

sodomizer: But we'd like a country of our own.

I don't know why liberals would ever oppose this. Well, except for the fact that the northern USA would no longer still be a superpower and a third world war country between Northern USA and Mexico would certainly result.

2012-10-09 09:47:54 AM
1 votes:

sodomizer: The best places I've lived have all been red states. The people are less pretentious, bitter and arrogant as well.


How the hell do you fit in?
2012-10-09 09:44:12 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: If slavery were so God-awful, why didn't Jesus or Paul condemn it, why was it in the Constitution and why wasn't there a war before 1861?

Actually, you simpering farkwit, we almost had several civil wars (or at least secessions) before 1861. Under the Articles of Confederation, Kentucky nearly seceded and joined the Spanish Empire due to the Federal Government's inability to control Indian raids in the West. Virginia almost seceded in 1795 over the Alien and Sedition Acts, New England discussed secession in 1800 and during the War of 1812. There was the Missouri Compromise of 1820, the Nullification Crisis of 1832, The Kansas-Nebraska Act of 1854, Bleeding Kansas, and who knows how many local movements popped up over the centuries.


Are you that guy from the museum on Pawn Stars?
2012-10-09 09:26:38 AM
1 votes:
Aren't these guys that want slavery re-instituted volunteering to be the slaves?

More importantly, will they have straightened up the house before I get home from work?
2012-10-09 09:16:16 AM
1 votes:
I can see where this southern gentleman's stance is coming from.

The two greatest civilizations we know of that had slaves were the Romans and the Greeks -- and they were the greatest recreational fudge packers, too, and they also had sexual depravities.

I salute this modern day Caligula Junior.
2012-10-09 08:42:46 AM
1 votes:
the League of the South, which has been described as a "neo-Confederacy" group advocating for second southern secession.

Lionel Mandrake: OK, so not all of his ideas are bad.

GO!!! PLEASE!


SpaceyCat: an we let them go this time? PLEASE!?


Holy cow, that would be hillarious. On the whole, they have jack shiat for an economy, jack shiat for an education system, and jack shiat for infrastructure. It would take about a week and a half for "Southern 'Merica" to become a third world shiat hole.
I say, "Do it, you farkers." We could use lulz and it would be nice to slough off the financial burden.
2012-10-09 05:37:57 AM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: This is the type that go out lurking for young gay black men to tie him up and whip him


Craigslist or grindr?
2012-10-09 05:26:50 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: From a link in TFA: Jon Hubbard, a Republican member of the Arkansas House of Representatives, has written a new book in which he says slavery was "a blessing" for African-Americans, among other questionable statements.

Why wasn't it questionable when Chris Rock said the exact same thing? I don't know this guy or anything he's said/written, but, in that case, how can he be condemned while Chris Rock isn't? And why are people quick to brand one person as evil for saying something, yet totally accept and agree with someone else who says the same thing?


Go ahead and say it. You know you want to. And it burns you up that Chris Rock can say it, but you can't. So go on, say it. Get it out.
Don't worry, the filter will catch it.
2012-10-09 04:24:00 AM
1 votes:

cman: It's human nature. We are biological machines programmed in a survivor mode. We are still paranoid creatures, and because of that, we twist facts to fit our distorted point of view. At the same time we have an ability of abstract thinking, meaning that we can invent our own fears to fit our preconceptions. Until we evolve from our ancestors traits of survival mode, we will always fall for bullshiat like this.



More people talking about "biological and "natural" and just making up nonsense. It is nothing but bullshiat. Your brain is nothing of the sort. Any mental defects you see is because of your upbringing and outside forces. There is no survivor mode because we are not hunted day and night. You have fears and preconceptions because you were for example insulted and ridiculed as a kid growing up so you are very shallow and desperately need a comfort blanket like religion.
2012-10-09 04:04:59 AM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Slavery: it gets shiat done.


demotivators.despair.com
2012-10-08 11:21:28 PM
1 votes:
Jesus didn't condemn early termination fees by wireless providers either.

But they be evil.
2012-10-08 10:53:32 PM
1 votes:
In 2010, it was reported that Mauch was a member of the Sons of Confederates Veterans and the League of the South, which has been described as a "neo-Confederacy" group advocating for second southern secession.

OK, so not all of his ideas are bad.

GO!!! PLEASE! 
2012-10-08 10:52:06 PM
1 votes:
img2.imagesbn.com
2012-10-08 09:34:47 PM
1 votes:
If slavery is such a blessing maybe whitey should try it?
2012-10-08 08:36:10 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: propasaurus: But this country will not endure in its current form for much longer.

Good thing that demographics are shifting and white people will be the minority, then.


I'm told that if minorities are involved, there are ways of shutting those demographics down.
2012-10-08 06:18:42 PM
1 votes:
Slavery: it gets shiat done.
2012-10-08 06:02:13 PM
1 votes:
It's nice to see this country slipping into the dark ages. If anyone is accused of a crime are we going to start throwing them in the pool and if they float their guilty and if they sink they're innocent (and dead)
2012-10-08 05:15:16 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: Mauch, a first term legislator, wrote the letters starting in 2000. He has called Lincoln a "fake neurotic Northern war criminal" and said the 16th president committed "premeditated murder" on the Constitution. He called Lincoln and Civil War generals "Wehrmacht leaders" -- the name for the armed forces in Nazi Germany. He also praised his ancestors for standing up to "Northern aggression" and said the Confederate flag is "a symbol of Christian liberty vs. the new world order."

*Facepalm*


Well, to be fair, look at the treatment the south received at the end of the war. The leaders of armed insurrection against the United States, publicly flogged, humiliated and executed. Their families raped and murdered for mere association with them. Their lands and titles stripped and confiscated.

Oh, that's right. Actually they were all given complete amnesty and they lived out the rest of their lives quietly.

At least, their lives were quiet after the United States turned its back and allowed them to go on a murderous campaign of revenge against liberated slaves.
2012-10-08 05:04:55 PM
1 votes:
People didn't realize he thought this way? I could tell by his mustache he thought that way.
 
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