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14736 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2012 at 9:21 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-08 04:47:54 PM  
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"he's crowning!"
2012-10-08 04:50:25 PM  
I looks like a baby Obama
2012-10-08 04:52:46 PM  
"he really DOES talk out his ass!"
2012-10-08 04:53:28 PM  
"Yuck! Someone needs to wash his magic underwear."
2012-10-08 04:53:41 PM  
dammit - forgot the voting thing.

once again:

"he really DOES talk out his ass!"
2012-10-08 04:59:27 PM  
2012-10-08 05:14:06 PM  
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at his butt. It's so flat. I mean - gross. Look! He's just so... White"
2012-10-08 05:15:11 PM  
"Wow, he is full of shiat"
2012-10-08 05:19:24 PM  
"It's a goat..see?"
2012-10-08 05:22:55 PM  
I see a turtle
2012-10-08 05:44:22 PM  
"Oh, so that's where all of his policy positions are pulled from!"
2012-10-08 05:57:31 PM  
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2012-10-08 06:20:07 PM  
"Oooh, way tighter than daddy's!"
2012-10-08 07:49:46 PM  

ZAZ: "Oooh, way tighter than daddy's!"

i.... i need a shower.
2012-10-08 08:43:52 PM  
Mr Romney, your USB port is showing.
2012-10-08 08:45:16 PM  
Romney: "Damn... This is an awkward picture you just took of me. I'm pretty sure I have also offended some of the little girls behind me, but as long as this picture does not appear on, my campaign will survive."
2012-10-08 09:21:54 PM  
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2012-10-08 09:23:57 PM  
Girl: "Oh! I accidentally put in a D battery instead of AA."

Romney: "If D isn't the correct size, it should be. Mmm."
2012-10-08 09:28:13 PM  
I see his magic underwear!
2012-10-08 09:29:39 PM  
"Hey Mom, I can see here he keeps his facts!"
2012-10-08 09:30:34 PM  
"This is how I introduce myself to all my wives."
2012-10-08 09:30:56 PM  
"Hey little girl, let me ASS you a question."
2012-10-08 09:31:32 PM  
"Hey little girl, let me ASS you a question."

/now with voting goodness
2012-10-08 09:32:11 PM  
"Heeeeeeeeey, sexy Mittens!"
2012-10-08 09:32:20 PM  
Ewww Santorum!
2012-10-08 09:32:39 PM  
"Thank you for the vest made from the fur of a muppet, Mr. Romney."
2012-10-08 09:33:03 PM  
Can you see Karl Rove's hand?
2012-10-08 09:33:14 PM  
"Thank you for this muppet fur vest, Mr. Romney."

Now, with voting.
2012-10-08 09:34:18 PM  
Oh look! It's the O that REALLY represents Obama!
2012-10-08 09:35:25 PM  
Hey Mitt, I can see your head
2012-10-08 09:36:50 PM  
"Wow, temple garments come in thong versions!"
2012-10-08 09:37:11 PM  
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2012-10-08 09:37:34 PM  
OMG, DickButt is REAL!
2012-10-08 09:40:01 PM  
Now, reach in and pull out the calf...
2012-10-08 09:45:29 PM  
2012-10-08 09:45:30 PM  
Oh look, I can see my future if you become president!
2012-10-08 09:51:54 PM  
Girl: "Look! He wears Dockers just like my Dad!"
2012-10-08 09:52:13 PM  
Oh, it IS that big. No wonder he has his head up there all the time!
2012-10-08 09:52:40 PM  
Hey, Little Girl, guess what the 47% can kiss?
2012-10-08 09:52:44 PM  
2012-10-08 09:56:13 PM  
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney astonishes a young girl with his Gangnam style.
2012-10-08 09:56:54 PM  
What a huge A hole!
2012-10-08 09:57:14 PM  
Penis goes where?
2012-10-08 09:57:20 PM  
This is the church
and this is the steeplechase
open the doors
and shear all the sheeple.

bite, me, Romney. You subatomic brain. You suck horse cock in hell.
Oh, is that the Holy, dead guy on a stick worshiping head holy man sent to exorcise me? Yeah. Good luck with that, you farking misogynistic asshole.
2012-10-08 10:00:07 PM  
"I've never seen an outie before!"

/Red sock?
//Anal prolapse?
2012-10-08 10:00:15 PM  
"BTW, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"
2012-10-08 10:00:41 PM  
"..and then I made Lehrer my biatch like this."
2012-10-08 10:01:29 PM  
You're right! I can't see your taint or balls through your magic underwear.
2012-10-08 10:01:42 PM  
Oh my "the whole armor of God"...I am now tingley in special places
2012-10-08 10:02:35 PM  
A young girl is surprised when a request for Mitt Romney to shake dat "buttocks"! is fulfilled.
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