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2012-10-08 10:40:45 PM  
"Check out my sexy magic Mormon underpants, baby!"
2012-10-08 10:44:35 PM  
Gross... taxes is not the only thing he is cutting.
2012-10-08 10:46:29 PM  
"See? I keep an extra 500 grand in there just in case"
2012-10-08 10:50:24 PM  
"That empty chair said that if you try to sit on him, you can do something to yourself."
2012-10-08 10:50:30 PM  
how does he fit his head up there so far?
2012-10-08 10:53:57 PM  
"Trick or Treat" ......Trick!.......EEEEEEEK!
2012-10-08 11:03:07 PM  
OMB! What's President Obama doing down there?
2012-10-08 11:03:15 PM  
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're blowing
Or which way the santorum's flowing
2012-10-08 11:04:03 PM  
Oops, that should be:

OMG! What's President Obama doing down there?

Damn auto-correct.
2012-10-08 11:07:00 PM  
So, that's where he gets all of his facts!
2012-10-08 11:10:26 PM  
Romney bends over and rips a ferocious fury of flatulence. A young girl named Dakota is punished for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Romney to camera holder: These kids are having a blast, aren't they?
Little girl on the left holds her nose with both hands: Peeeeyooooo, dood! Ewe stingk!
Dakota's friend on the right: Holy shiat! Did you see that? Dakota disappeared!

/Last entry
2012-10-08 11:10:59 PM  
I see London, I see France I see Mitt Romney's Magic Underpants !
2012-10-08 11:17:27 PM  
Girl on left with yellow shirt, "Soon..."
2012-10-08 11:21:21 PM  
"It's afraid...It's AFRAID!"
2012-10-08 11:30:48 PM  
Mitt: "It wouldn't be Magic Underwear if it couldn't fulfill your most heartfelt wish!"
Girl: "OH MY GOD I see a pink hoof, it's true it's true!"
Mitt: "Pull on the leg, sweetie."
2012-10-08 11:33:01 PM  
"I thought you said your name was Peg,sweetie..."
2012-10-08 11:39:12 PM  
"So I went over to Sandusky's house to try out for the assistant coach position, and ...."
2012-10-08 11:48:41 PM  
But seriously, you've been a great group of students ... for me to poop on!
2012-10-09 12:03:36 AM  
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a zinger out of my
2012-10-09 12:05:49 AM  
Kee-REIST, what an asshole!
2012-10-09 12:13:04 AM  
"The anus is remarkable!"
2012-10-09 12:13:59 AM  
"So, little girl, do you consider yourself part of the middle class?"
2012-10-09 12:18:03 AM  
"Is that a tattoo?"
"No, it's..."
"'Property of Sheldon Adelson'?"
"One more word and Big Bird gets it!"
2012-10-09 12:24:41 AM  
"See, I keep the stick up there, along with my tax returns."
2012-10-09 12:54:49 AM  
Nooo! I asked about your foreign policy, not your foreign object policy.
2012-10-09 01:19:44 AM  
Too late for a clever caption. Here's a silly shoop instead:
2012-10-09 01:43:53 AM  
What, what in Mitt's butt!
2012-10-09 05:51:16 AM  
Alright, now eat this baby out of my poop chute!
2012-10-09 08:00:52 AM  
He does have a forked Mormon tail!
2012-10-09 08:05:57 AM  
Oh! Hello Paul Ryan. You look so cute in your miner's cap. Mister Romney is going to let you get out for a shower and a meal? How sweet of him.

/votey powers activated!
2012-10-09 08:15:21 AM 

Don't blame me. The gas made her capitalize additional words.
2012-10-09 12:38:35 PM  
So that's were Jerry Falwell has been.
2012-10-09 12:59:59 PM  
You want funding for big bird? reach in and get it!
2012-10-09 01:22:26 PM  
wow, that stick is really in there.
2012-10-09 03:19:03 PM  
Romney tries to appeal to the younger audience with his own version of "Gangnam Style" in the first ever "Dancing with the Candidates" competition. Romney wins by a landslide after Obama's lackluster performance of "Jungle Boogie."

Tune into E! next week where the presidential candidates face off in a bikini wearing contest.
2012-10-09 05:11:34 PM  
"five centimeters! bring me the forceps!"
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