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2012-10-08 04:47:54 PM
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"he's crowning!"
 
2012-10-08 04:50:25 PM
I looks like a baby Obama
 
2012-10-08 04:53:41 PM
dammit - forgot the voting thing.

once again:

"he really DOES talk out his ass!"
 
2012-10-08 04:59:27 PM
OMG, IT'S HIS BUDGET!
 
2012-10-08 05:14:06 PM
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at his butt. It's so flat. I mean - gross. Look! He's just so... White"
 
2012-10-08 05:15:11 PM
"Wow, he is full of shiat"
 
2012-10-08 05:19:24 PM
"It's a goat..see?"
 
2012-10-08 05:22:55 PM
I see a turtle
 
2012-10-08 05:44:22 PM
"Oh, so that's where all of his policy positions are pulled from!"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-08 06:20:07 PM
"Oooh, way tighter than daddy's!"
 
2012-10-08 08:43:52 PM
Mr Romney, your USB port is showing.
 
2012-10-08 08:45:16 PM
Romney: "Damn... This is an awkward picture you just took of me. I'm pretty sure I have also offended some of the little girls behind me, but as long as this picture does not appear on fark.com, my campaign will survive."
 
2012-10-08 09:21:54 PM
photos.smugmug.com
 
2012-10-08 09:23:57 PM
Girl: "Oh! I accidentally put in a D battery instead of AA."

Romney: "If D isn't the correct size, it should be. Mmm."
 
2012-10-08 09:29:39 PM
"Hey Mom, I can see here he keeps his facts!"
 
2012-10-08 09:31:32 PM
"Hey little girl, let me ASS you a question."

/now with voting goodness
 
2012-10-08 09:32:11 PM
"Heeeeeeeeey, sexy Mittens!"
 
2012-10-08 09:32:20 PM
Ewww Santorum!
 
2012-10-08 09:33:03 PM
Can you see Karl Rove's hand?
 
2012-10-08 09:33:14 PM
"Thank you for this muppet fur vest, Mr. Romney."

Now, with voting.
 
2012-10-08 09:34:18 PM
Oh look! It's the O that REALLY represents Obama!
 
2012-10-08 09:35:25 PM
Hey Mitt, I can see your head
 
2012-10-08 09:36:50 PM
"Wow, temple garments come in thong versions!"
 
2012-10-08 09:37:11 PM
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:37:34 PM
OMG, DickButt is REAL!
 
2012-10-08 09:40:01 PM
Now, reach in and pull out the calf...
 
2012-10-08 09:45:29 PM
Michelle Obama's is WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY bigger!
 
2012-10-08 09:51:54 PM
Girl: "Look! He wears Dockers just like my Dad!"
 
2012-10-08 09:52:40 PM
Hey, Little Girl, guess what the 47% can kiss?
 
2012-10-08 09:52:44 PM
OMG. POOP COMING OUT. LOL!
 
2012-10-08 09:56:13 PM
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney astonishes a young girl with his Gangnam style.
 
2012-10-08 09:56:54 PM
What a huge A hole!
 
2012-10-08 09:57:14 PM
Penis goes where?
 
2012-10-08 09:57:20 PM
This is the church
and this is the steeplechase
open the doors
and shear all the sheeple.

bite, me, Romney. You subatomic brain. You suck horse cock in hell.
Oh, is that the Holy, dead guy on a stick worshiping head holy man sent to exorcise me? Yeah. Good luck with that, you farking misogynistic asshole.
 
2012-10-08 10:00:07 PM
"I've never seen an outie before!"

/Red sock?
//Anal prolapse?
///Propecia?
 
2012-10-08 10:00:15 PM
"BTW, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"
 
2012-10-08 10:01:42 PM
Oh my "the whole armor of God"...I am now tingley in special places
 
2012-10-08 10:04:21 PM
Let's try that again:
A young girl is surprised when a request for Mitt Romney to shake dat "buttocks"! is fulfilled.
 
2012-10-08 10:04:25 PM
OMG! The magic underwear has poop stains!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:17 PM
Romney: Here goes! Get ready with that lighter!
Little girl: Oh goodness! Mormon farts are heavenly!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:28 PM
DAT ASS!!!
 
2012-10-08 10:07:56 PM
He's got a butt plug!!
 
2012-10-08 10:12:21 PM
"Take a good look at the next four years."
 
2012-10-08 10:16:29 PM
"I told you I could flex my buttcheeks to 'Call Me Maybe'." 

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-10-08 10:18:24 PM
♫♪ Romney Poo Poo Pants ♫♪

/sung to the tune of "Johnny Poo Poo Pants".
 
2012-10-08 10:18:53 PM
"You smuggled in the Disney Monorail!"
 
2012-10-08 10:24:27 PM
Romney: And that, My Friends, is why we mormons get all the girls.
 
2012-10-08 10:26:47 PM
If the turd sees it shadow, you get four more weeks of derp.
 
2012-10-08 10:31:34 PM
*Mittens singing* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's better than yours...."
 
2012-10-08 10:37:33 PM
"Look at the size of that skid mark!"
 
2012-10-08 10:40:45 PM
"Check out my sexy magic Mormon underpants, baby!"
 
2012-10-08 10:44:35 PM
Gross... taxes is not the only thing he is cutting.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:29 PM
"See? I keep an extra 500 grand in there just in case"
 
2012-10-08 10:50:24 PM
"That empty chair said that if you try to sit on him, you can do something to yourself."
 
2012-10-08 10:50:30 PM
how does he fit his head up there so far?
 
2012-10-08 10:53:57 PM
"Trick or Treat" ......Trick!.......EEEEEEEK!
 
2012-10-08 11:03:07 PM
OMB! What's President Obama doing down there?
 
2012-10-08 11:03:15 PM
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're blowing
Or which way the santorum's flowing
 
2012-10-08 11:04:03 PM
Oops, that should be:

OMG! What's President Obama doing down there?

Damn auto-correct.
 
2012-10-08 11:07:00 PM
So, that's where he gets all of his facts!
 
2012-10-08 11:10:26 PM
Romney bends over and rips a ferocious fury of flatulence. A young girl named Dakota is punished for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Romney to camera holder: These kids are having a blast, aren't they?
Little girl on the left holds her nose with both hands: Peeeeyooooo, dood! Ewe stingk!
Dakota's friend on the right: Holy shiat! Did you see that? Dakota disappeared!

/Last entry
 
2012-10-08 11:10:59 PM
I see London, I see France I see Mitt Romney's Magic Underpants !
 
Skr
2012-10-08 11:17:27 PM
Girl on left with yellow shirt, "Soon..."
 
2012-10-08 11:21:21 PM
"It's afraid...It's AFRAID!"
 
2012-10-08 11:30:48 PM
Mitt: "It wouldn't be Magic Underwear if it couldn't fulfill your most heartfelt wish!"
Girl: "OH MY GOD I see a pink hoof, it's true it's true!"
Mitt: "Pull on the leg, sweetie."
 
2012-10-08 11:33:01 PM
"I thought you said your name was Peg,sweetie..."
 
2012-10-08 11:39:12 PM
"So I went over to Sandusky's house to try out for the assistant coach position, and ...."
 
2012-10-08 11:48:41 PM
But seriously, you've been a great group of students ... for me to poop on!
 
2012-10-09 12:03:36 AM
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a zinger out of my
 
2012-10-09 12:05:49 AM
Kee-REIST, what an asshole!
 
2012-10-09 12:13:04 AM
"The anus is remarkable!"
 
2012-10-09 12:13:59 AM
"So, little girl, do you consider yourself part of the middle class?"
 
2012-10-09 12:18:03 AM
"Is that a tattoo?"
"No, it's..."
"'Property of Sheldon Adelson'?"
"One more word and Big Bird gets it!"
 
2012-10-09 12:24:41 AM
"See, I keep the stick up there, along with my tax returns."
 
2012-10-09 12:40:49 AM
"What did he just say? The poor and middle class can kiss his what??? OHH MY!!"
 
2012-10-09 12:54:49 AM
Nooo! I asked about your foreign policy, not your foreign object policy.
 
2012-10-09 01:19:44 AM
Too late for a clever caption. Here's a silly shoop instead:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-09 01:43:53 AM
What, what in Mitt's butt!
 
2012-10-09 05:51:16 AM
Alright, now eat this baby out of my poop chute!
 
2012-10-09 08:00:52 AM
He does have a forked Mormon tail!
 
2012-10-09 08:05:57 AM
Oh! Hello Paul Ryan. You look so cute in your miner's cap. Mister Romney is going to let you get out for a shower and a meal? How sweet of him.

/votey powers activated!
 
2012-10-09 08:15:21 AM
i266.photobucket.com 

Don't blame me. The gas made her capitalize additional words.
 
2012-10-09 12:38:35 PM
So that's were Jerry Falwell has been.
 
2012-10-09 12:59:59 PM
You want funding for big bird? reach in and get it!
 
2012-10-09 01:22:26 PM
wow, that stick is really in there.
 
2012-10-09 03:19:03 PM
Romney tries to appeal to the younger audience with his own version of "Gangnam Style" in the first ever "Dancing with the Candidates" competition. Romney wins by a landslide after Obama's lackluster performance of "Jungle Boogie."

Tune into E! next week where the presidential candidates face off in a bikini wearing contest.
 
2012-10-09 05:11:34 PM
"five centimeters! bring me the forceps!"
 
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