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2012-10-08 10:03:39 PM  
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2012-10-08 10:04:21 PM  
Let's try that again:
A young girl is surprised when a request for Mitt Romney to shake dat "buttocks"! is fulfilled.
 
2012-10-08 10:04:25 PM  
OMG! The magic underwear has poop stains!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:17 PM  
Romney: Here goes! Get ready with that lighter!
Little girl: Oh goodness! Mormon farts are heavenly!
 
2012-10-08 10:05:28 PM  
DAT ASS!!!
 
2012-10-08 10:06:46 PM  
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2012-10-08 10:07:56 PM  
He's got a butt plug!!
 
2012-10-08 10:12:21 PM  
"Take a good look at the next four years."
 
2012-10-08 10:16:29 PM  
"I told you I could flex my buttcheeks to 'Call Me Maybe'." 

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2012-10-08 10:18:24 PM  
♫♪ Romney Poo Poo Pants ♫♪

/sung to the tune of "Johnny Poo Poo Pants".
 
2012-10-08 10:18:30 PM  
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2012-10-08 10:18:53 PM  
"You smuggled in the Disney Monorail!"
 
2012-10-08 10:24:27 PM  
Romney: And that, My Friends, is why we mormons get all the girls.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:02 PM  
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2012-10-08 10:26:47 PM  
If the turd sees it shadow, you get four more weeks of derp.
 
2012-10-08 10:31:34 PM  
*Mittens singing* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's better than yours...."
 
2012-10-08 10:35:14 PM  
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2012-10-08 10:37:33 PM  
"Look at the size of that skid mark!"
 
2012-10-08 10:39:33 PM  
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2012-10-08 10:40:45 PM  
"Check out my sexy magic Mormon underpants, baby!"
 
2012-10-08 10:44:35 PM  
Gross... taxes is not the only thing he is cutting.
 
2012-10-08 10:46:29 PM  
"See? I keep an extra 500 grand in there just in case"
 
2012-10-08 10:50:24 PM  
"That empty chair said that if you try to sit on him, you can do something to yourself."
 
2012-10-08 10:50:30 PM  
how does he fit his head up there so far?
 
2012-10-08 10:53:57 PM  
"Trick or Treat" ......Trick!.......EEEEEEEK!
 
2012-10-08 11:03:07 PM  
OMB! What's President Obama doing down there?
 
2012-10-08 11:03:15 PM  
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're blowing
Or which way the santorum's flowing
 
2012-10-08 11:04:03 PM  
Oops, that should be:

OMG! What's President Obama doing down there?

Damn auto-correct.
 
2012-10-08 11:07:00 PM  
So, that's where he gets all of his facts!
 
2012-10-08 11:09:01 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:09:35 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:10:26 PM  
Romney bends over and rips a ferocious fury of flatulence. A young girl named Dakota is punished for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Romney to camera holder: These kids are having a blast, aren't they?
Little girl on the left holds her nose with both hands: Peeeeyooooo, dood! Ewe stingk!
Dakota's friend on the right: Holy shiat! Did you see that? Dakota disappeared!

/Last entry
 
2012-10-08 11:10:59 PM  
I see London, I see France I see Mitt Romney's Magic Underpants !
 
2012-10-08 11:11:30 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:17:27 PM  
Girl on left with yellow shirt, "Soon..."
 
2012-10-08 11:19:54 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:21:21 PM  
"It's afraid...It's AFRAID!"
 
2012-10-08 11:23:08 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:24:06 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:26:54 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:29:09 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:30:48 PM  
Mitt: "It wouldn't be Magic Underwear if it couldn't fulfill your most heartfelt wish!"
Girl: "OH MY GOD I see a pink hoof, it's true it's true!"
Mitt: "Pull on the leg, sweetie."
 
2012-10-08 11:33:01 PM  
"I thought you said your name was Peg,sweetie..."
 
2012-10-08 11:39:12 PM  
"So I went over to Sandusky's house to try out for the assistant coach position, and ...."
 
2012-10-08 11:46:42 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:48:00 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:48:41 PM  
But seriously, you've been a great group of students ... for me to poop on!
 
2012-10-09 12:03:36 AM  
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a zinger out of my
 
2012-10-09 12:05:49 AM  
Kee-REIST, what an asshole!
 
2012-10-09 12:13:04 AM  
"The anus is remarkable!"
 
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