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		"She was upset with his lack of feelings for her and struck him in the head twice with a frying pan" (annarbor.com)		17
		More: Asinine, Lisa Lampanelli, Royal Oak, Ypsilanti

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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-10-08 11:32:25 PM

4 votes:

Police have confirmed that the suspect in question is NOT "the mama"

WizardofToast		2012-10-08 11:25:36 PM

3 votes:

Not the mama?

debug		2012-10-09 12:07:51 AM

2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-10-08 06:30:29 PM

2 votes:

Frying pans leave bad impressions on one's mind

Gyrfalcon		2012-10-09 02:42:41 AM

1 votes:

ShannonKW: PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.

Hubby contains no user-servicable parts.

ShannonKW		2012-10-09 12:44:54 AM

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PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.

ADHD Librarian		2012-10-09 12:39:28 AM

1 votes:

Heh heh heh. Oh Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk.

mjjt		2012-10-09 12:36:24 AM

1 votes:

LordOfThePings		2012-10-09 12:27:57 AM

1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: And now what does he feel for her?

Lumps.

semiotix		2012-10-09 12:18:13 AM

1 votes:

In any successful couples counseling, the use of "I statements" is crucial.

Do not say, "You don't love me any more." This puts your partner on the defensive.

Instead, share your perspective, with an "I statement." For example, "I feel that you aren't as loving towards me as you used to be. I feel neglected. I want to fark your shiat up with a frying pan."

LordOfThePings		2012-10-09 12:03:45 AM

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BuckTurgidson		2012-10-08 11:59:29 PM

1 votes:

And he didn't have the wherewithal to smoosh a grapefruit in her face?

theewhiterhino		2012-10-08 11:59:26 PM

1 votes:

Gotta love the google maps at the bottom of the article. In case you want directions to go over a give the guy a beer.

Eirik		2012-10-08 11:53:01 PM

1 votes:

Maybe he lied to her about cousin Patty.

almandot		2012-10-08 11:38:46 PM

1 votes:

sue disney

DanZero		2012-10-08 11:12:23 PM

1 votes:

Timed hit, right?

BarkingUnicorn		2012-10-08 09:19:43 PM

1 votes:

Bet he feels something for her now!

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