ShannonKW: PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.
Gyrfalcon: And now what does he feel for her?
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