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(Ann Arbor News)   "She was upset with his lack of feelings for her and struck him in the head twice with a frying pan"   (annarbor.com) divider line 17
    More: Asinine, Lisa Lampanelli, Royal Oak, Ypsilanti  
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2012-10-08 11:32:25 PM
4 votes:
ekostoriesdotcom.files.wordpress.com

Police have confirmed that the suspect in question is NOT "the mama"
2012-10-08 11:25:36 PM
3 votes:
Not the mama?
2012-10-09 12:07:51 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-08 06:30:29 PM
2 votes:
Frying pans leave bad impressions on one's mind
2012-10-09 02:42:41 AM
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ShannonKW: PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.


Hubby contains no user-servicable parts.
2012-10-09 12:44:54 AM
1 votes:
PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.
2012-10-09 12:39:28 AM
1 votes:
www.planetslade.com

Heh heh heh. Oh Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk.
2012-10-09 12:36:24 AM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com.
2012-10-09 12:27:57 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: And now what does he feel for her?


Lumps.
2012-10-09 12:18:13 AM
1 votes:
In any successful couples counseling, the use of "I statements" is crucial.

Do not say, "You don't love me any more." This puts your partner on the defensive.

Instead, share your perspective, with an "I statement." For example, "I feel that you aren't as loving towards me as you used to be. I feel neglected. I want to fark your shiat up with a frying pan."
2012-10-09 12:03:45 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-08 11:59:29 PM
1 votes:
And he didn't have the wherewithal to smoosh a grapefruit in her face?
2012-10-08 11:59:26 PM
1 votes:
Gotta love the google maps at the bottom of the article. In case you want directions to go over a give the guy a beer.
2012-10-08 11:53:01 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he lied to her about cousin Patty.
2012-10-08 11:38:46 PM
1 votes:
rawarrior.com

sue disney
2012-10-08 11:12:23 PM
1 votes:
www.deviantart.com

Timed hit, right?
2012-10-08 09:19:43 PM
1 votes:
Bet he feels something for her now!
 
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