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(Ann Arbor News)   "She was upset with his lack of feelings for her and struck him in the head twice with a frying pan"   ( ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Lisa Lampanelli, Royal Oak, Ypsilanti  
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5452 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2012 at 11:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-09 03:56:50 AM  
No EastEnders jokes?

2012-10-09 04:22:46 AM  
Came for FF IV reference leaving satisfied
2012-10-09 04:32:24 AM  

Cathedralmaster: No EastEnders jokes?

2012-10-09 05:20:25 AM  

Tainted1: And this is why I use cast iron for cooking, gives that meaty thunk when used properly

I was wondering what type of pan was used. Aluminum would be less effective.
2012-10-09 06:00:44 AM
"I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk... so he wouldn't get hurt."
2012-10-09 07:14:56 AM  

foxyshadis: My thoughts immediately went to:

Then later on,

"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!" (This is the actual dialog!)


/Oh yes, 16-bit nerdiness, let me show you it.

Immediately came into thread looking for this reference.

/Never used the spoon.
2012-10-09 07:33:56 AM  
Were their names Triangle Man and Person Man?
2012-10-09 07:36:09 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: My crazy redheaded ex tried to crack me in the skull with a half-full, 1 gallon thermos jug.
On the upswing, she dislodged a ceiling light fixture that fell and hit her in the head.

/Can't remember ever laughing harder

I feel like the instant after this happened, some random guy jumped out of the closet and played a slide whistle before running away. In my head that is definitely what happened...
2012-10-09 08:27:34 AM  

Eirik: Maybe he lied to her about cousin Patty.

Came for to say this

/damn you
//good show
2012-10-09 09:43:44 AM  
"I asked him, very nicely, why he never came forward to admit he was alive. His answer was unsatisfactory, and I hit him in the face with his soup. And then I picked up a chair, and hit him with that as well. Someone called the police, and when the policeman arrived, I took his club away from him and hit my friend with that also."
2012-10-09 10:00:19 AM  
Just recovering...
2012-10-09 03:49:14 PM

Prior assault victim.
(link hotter than Barth's burgers)
2012-10-09 08:25:49 PM  

DanZero: [ image 576x768]

Timed hit, right?


/hot, like PK Fire
2012-10-10 12:37:17 AM  
So many frying pans, so little time.
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