nytmare: Man weapons: pipe wrench, hammer, chainsaw.Woman weapons: rolling pin, frying pan, kitchen knife.
Britney Spear's Speculum: My question is, who will play the wife in the Lifetime made for TV movie?
Sticky Hands: [english.cri.cn image 500x375]
Kim Jong-il: Sticky Hands: [english.cri.cn image 500x375]I loved that show when I lived in China. The 灰太狼's wife was my favorite character.Only in China do you see a children's TV show where the good guys live in a barbed wire compound with surveillance equipment.
tetsoushima: What about Pound Puppies?
Kim Jong-il: tetsoushima: What about Pound Puppies?I thought Pound Puppies were a stuffed animal...did they have a television show?If so, they were either on cable or before my time.
Gyrfalcon: And now what does he feel for her?
skinink: Feelings. Nothing more than feelings. Trying to forget that the biatch hit me with a frying pan.Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelongs, whoa whoa whoa feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings. I never left you girl and something something something!
ShannonKW: PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.
UsikFark: Woman weapons: rolling pin, frying pan, kitchen knife.
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