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(Ann Arbor News)   "She was upset with his lack of feelings for her and struck him in the head twice with a frying pan"   ( annarbor.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Lisa Lampanelli, Royal Oak, Ypsilanti  
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2012-10-08 06:08:25 PM  
Sweet home Ypsitucky, on the banks of the Urine River.
 
2012-10-08 06:30:29 PM  
Frying pans leave bad impressions on one's mind
 
2012-10-08 08:46:12 PM  
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2012-10-08 09:19:43 PM  
Bet he feels something for her now!
 
2012-10-08 10:50:00 PM  
A 51-year-old Ypsilanti woman was arrested Friday evening after she was accused of striking her husband on the head with a frying pan...

For the record, I don't live in Ypsilanti, and this is the "normal" me..
 
2012-10-08 11:12:23 PM  
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Timed hit, right?
 
2012-10-08 11:25:36 PM  
Not the mama?
 
2012-10-08 11:27:23 PM  
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was her mentor.
 
2012-10-08 11:27:26 PM  
He probably spent too much time at the Water Buffalo Lodge.
 
2012-10-08 11:27:31 PM  
Man weapons: pipe wrench, hammer, chainsaw.

Woman weapons: rolling pin, frying pan, kitchen knife.
 
2012-10-08 11:30:02 PM  
That'll knock some feelings into him.
 
2012-10-08 11:32:25 PM  
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Police have confirmed that the suspect in question is NOT "the mama"
 
2012-10-08 11:32:39 PM  

nytmare: Man weapons: pipe wrench, hammer, chainsaw.

Woman weapons: rolling pin, frying pan, kitchen knife.


Scissors.
 
2012-10-08 11:33:34 PM  
My sister hit me in the head with a frying pan once .... once.

No seriously, I was around 5 or 6 and she's a couple of years younger than I am. It was one of my father's favorite stories. Something about who I wouldn't tell on her or something.

/I have a flat spot on the top/back of my skull.
//I still blame her for it.
///I have no memory of it though.
 
2012-10-08 11:38:10 PM  
Did she try to drown him too? When he was under water did he get wet, or did the water get him instead?
 
2012-10-08 11:38:20 PM  
My question is, who will play the wife in the Lifetime made for TV movie?
 
2012-10-08 11:38:46 PM  
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sue disney
 
2012-10-08 11:39:51 PM  
Sounds like my friend's exgf that stabbed him in the back when she felt he wasn't paying enough attention to her.

She ended up in jail after she stabbed another.
 
2012-10-08 11:41:16 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: My question is, who will play the wife in the Lifetime made for TV movie?


Brett Butler was born to play it.
 
2012-10-08 11:44:05 PM  
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2012-10-08 11:52:57 PM  
Feelings. Nothing more than feelings. Trying to forget that the biatch hit me with a frying pan.

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelongs, whoa whoa whoa feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings. I never left you girl and something something something!
 
2012-10-08 11:53:01 PM  
Maybe he lied to her about cousin Patty.
 
2012-10-08 11:55:09 PM  

Sticky Hands: [english.cri.cn image 500x375]


I loved that show when I lived in China. The 灰太狼's wife was my favorite character.

Only in China do you see a children's TV show where the good guys live in a barbed wire compound with surveillance equipment.
 
2012-10-08 11:59:01 PM  
Just wait 4 or 5 days. She'll come back to her senses.
 
2012-10-08 11:59:26 PM  
Gotta love the google maps at the bottom of the article. In case you want directions to go over a give the guy a beer.
 
2012-10-08 11:59:29 PM  
And he didn't have the wherewithal to smoosh a grapefruit in her face?
 
2012-10-09 12:01:12 AM  

Kim Jong-il: Sticky Hands: [english.cri.cn image 500x375]

I loved that show when I lived in China. The 灰太狼's wife was my favorite character.

Only in China do you see a children's TV show where the good guys live in a barbed wire compound with surveillance equipment.

 

What about Pound Puppies?
 
2012-10-09 12:03:45 AM  
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2012-10-09 12:06:04 AM  

tetsoushima: What about Pound Puppies?


I thought Pound Puppies were a stuffed animal...did they have a television show?

If so, they were either on cable or before my time.
 
2012-10-09 12:07:51 AM  
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2012-10-09 12:18:13 AM  
In any successful couples counseling, the use of "I statements" is crucial.

Do not say, "You don't love me any more." This puts your partner on the defensive.

Instead, share your perspective, with an "I statement." For example, "I feel that you aren't as loving towards me as you used to be. I feel neglected. I want to fark your shiat up with a frying pan."
 
2012-10-09 12:23:45 AM  

Kim Jong-il: tetsoushima: What about Pound Puppies?

I thought Pound Puppies were a stuffed animal...did they have a television show?

If so, they were either on cable or before my time.


There was a show in the 80's and there is a reboot out right now.
 
2012-10-09 12:24:30 AM  
And now what does he feel for her?
 
2012-10-09 12:27:57 AM  

Gyrfalcon: And now what does he feel for her?


Lumps.
 
2012-10-09 12:36:24 AM  
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2012-10-09 12:39:28 AM  
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Heh heh heh. Oh Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk.
 
2012-10-09 12:44:54 AM  
PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.
 
2012-10-09 01:10:24 AM  
Seriously, this has been a traditional punishment of human males since the Bronze Age! That, and rolling pins. Case dismissed!
 
2012-10-09 01:14:08 AM  

skinink: Feelings. Nothing more than feelings. Trying to forget that the biatch hit me with a frying pan.

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelongs, whoa whoa whoa feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings. I never left you girl and something something something!


Came here to sing that, but satisfied that someone did.
 
2012-10-09 01:31:09 AM  
You can't have a conscience in the pimp game.
 
2012-10-09 02:10:03 AM  
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2012-10-09 02:27:17 AM  
And this is why I use cast iron for cooking, gives that meaty thunk when used properly
 
2012-10-09 02:36:07 AM  
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2012-10-09 02:42:41 AM  

ShannonKW: PSA: Hubby is not an appliance. DO NOT strike, shake, or tip hubby in order to improve hubby's performance. If hubby stops producing feelings appropriately, DO NOT remove cover or attempt adjustments yourself. Have hubby serviced by a qualified technician.


Hubby contains no user-servicable parts.
 
2012-10-09 02:48:22 AM  

UsikFark: Woman weapons: rolling pin, frying pan, kitchen knife.


You forgot nunchuks. Never forget nunchuks...

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2012-10-09 03:04:39 AM  
Ypsilanti people problems.
 
2012-10-09 03:11:41 AM  
Now that he feels hatred for her she must be satified.
 
2012-10-09 03:16:28 AM  
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And this is why Strong Bad is not a role model. Giving someone a "skillet nap" is technically illegal, no matter how annoyed you are at Homestar your husband.
 
2012-10-09 03:48:24 AM  
My crazy redheaded ex tried to crack me in the skull with a half-full, 1 gallon thermos jug.
On the upswing, she dislodged a ceiling light fixture that fell and hit her in the head.

/Can't remember ever laughing harder
 
2012-10-09 03:50:27 AM  
My thoughts immediately went to:

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Then later on,
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"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!" (This is the actual dialog!)
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*thunk*
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/Oh yes, 16-bit nerdiness, let me show you it.
 
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