If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TMZ)   Tim Tebow just realized that tonight's Monday Night Football game is the 666th Monday Night game in history and totally goes all Jesusy   (tmz.com) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass, Tim Tebow, NFL Matchup, love of God, Texans  
•       •       •

6457 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Oct 2012 at 8:26 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-10-08 04:24:08 PM  
3 votes:
wait...

it's the 666th MNF
the Jets are playing the Texans
The Texans logo has horns
you know who else has horn.

www-static.weddingbee.com
2012-10-09 03:46:56 AM  
2 votes:
I wish I had been an atheist football player. Then I could've just thanked my parents for setting good examples, my coaches for teaching me the fundamentals of the game, my big brothers for making me tough, my teammates for totally helping me to make the plays, and the fans for supporting us all by buying tickets to the games.
2012-10-08 09:57:17 PM  
2 votes:
No worry Tim. The Devil coaches up in New England.
2012-10-08 04:52:37 PM  
2 votes:
Coach: (praying) "Please grant us the strength to beat the crap out of the other team - "
Player: "Uh...coach?"
Coach: "What?! We're in the middle of a prayer!"
Player: "Do you think we should be bothering God over a football game?"
Coach: "Well, this is important!"
Player: "But the other team is praying too......Ah, our God is stronger than their God?"
Coach: "There's only one God!"
Player: "Then am I the only one seeing a conflict of interest here?!"
Coach: "YES!"
2012-10-08 04:20:51 PM  
2 votes:
Great moments in stupidstitions
2012-10-08 04:12:36 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus Christ....
2012-10-09 04:43:50 AM  
1 votes:
"Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39."

Translated into reality:
"Hey everybody! Look at me humbly giving God all the glory! Look!"
2012-10-09 04:32:11 AM  
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I wish I had been an atheist football player. Then I could've just thanked my parents for setting good examples, my coaches for teaching me the fundamentals of the game, my big brothers for making me tough, my teammates for totally helping me to make the plays, and the fans for supporting us all by buying tickets to the games.


Or just a player who isn't an attention whore.
2012-10-09 01:18:54 AM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: Nadie_AZ: What the f* is wrong this guy? Why does he get so much attention?

I don't think there is anything "wrong" with him, necessarily, apart from his QB skills at the NFL level. He seems to be a good kid, a hard worker, always quick to accept blame for failures and share credit for successes, never has an ill word to say about anyone, positive attitude. Sports media types seem to obsess about him for some reason. Sure, he lays the Jesus stuff on really thick, but so did Danny Wuerffel, and he was a better pro QB. (Also, Wuerffel has done some marvelous charity work in New Orleans over the years, particularly in the Ninth Ward, so I can't say anything bad about that man, either.)


Agreed on all points. Wuerffel is the man, and I've seen first-hand his work down here.

I honestly don't know why the media is fascinated by Tebow. Perhaps if he were uglier but just as Christian, we wouldn't be having this conversation. All I know is that I judge the man by his playing skill. I honestly can't give even half a sh*t about the rest of it.

/my family refers to it as evidence of the media's "war on Christians." Whatever.
2012-10-08 08:56:11 PM  
1 votes:
Foozeball is the debbil.
2012-10-08 04:32:39 PM  
1 votes:
What the f* is wrong this guy? Why does he get so much attention?
2012-10-08 04:16:52 PM  
1 votes:
Throwing a ball really doesn't do anything for God.
 
Displayed 12 of 12 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report