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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   "How many times do they go over this in Carjacking School? If you have to stop along the highway to take a leak, be sure to grab the keys from the person who you've just carjacked?"   (wpbf.com) divider line 22
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2012-10-08 09:26:38 PM
Is, uh, there a button or a release for these keys?
 
2012-10-08 10:59:42 PM
I had a guy try to car jack me once. I said "Just a second" and drove away.
 
2012-10-08 11:00:51 PM
If that's his excuse for cheating on his wife, it won't fly very long.
 
2012-10-08 11:03:18 PM
Everytime I try to carjack, I burn my palms on the tailpipe.
 
2012-10-08 11:03:35 PM
www.zoklet.net
 
2012-10-08 11:03:49 PM
Dude, just piss in the car.
 
2012-10-08 11:04:32 PM

PallMall: If that's his excuse for cheating on his wife, it won't fly very long.


First thing I thought as well. This guy couldn't be more full of shiat.
 
2012-10-08 11:05:59 PM
I'm fuzzy on this whole crime thing... but couldn't he just whip it out right there in the vehicle?
or was he worried they victim would assault him with a: "yo, I heard you like car jacking"
 
2012-10-08 11:10:12 PM

gymin26minutes: PallMall: If that's his excuse for cheating on his wife, it won't fly very long.

First thing I thought as well. This guy couldn't be more full of shiat.


Yep... sounds like he was out screwing around and whipped up some bullshiat to explain away the 6 hours (round trip) he was gone.

It just doesn't add up. "We went back and forth from the trunk to the backseat." And the ditch... it must've been 12' deep to keep this guy from making it back to the car before he hauled ass.
 
2012-10-08 11:12:37 PM

PallMall: If that's his excuse for cheating on his wife, it won't fly very long.


Maybe he was cooking meth in a Mobile home .
 
2012-10-08 11:12:51 PM
Thanks for the description of the criminal. Now we know to be on the lookout for a man.
 
2012-10-08 11:14:28 PM
6?

is it 6?
 
2012-10-08 11:14:59 PM

Kanemano: PallMall: If that's his excuse for cheating on his wife, it won't fly very long.

Maybe he was cooking meth in a Mobile home .


Wouldn't that mean he should have brought home a bag of money?
 
2012-10-08 11:19:10 PM

Vectron: Thanks for the description of the criminal. Now we know to be on the lookout for a man.


Now you know he's black. For his race was not described.

//The liberal media. Helping minorities get away with crime since 1999.

///not really 1999, much earlier than that. But goshdarnit, IT RHYMES!
 
2012-10-08 11:19:57 PM
...be sure to grab the keys from the person who whom you've just carjacked?

Stay in school, Subby.
 
2012-10-08 11:39:37 PM

Vectron: Thanks for the description of the criminal. Now we know to be on the lookout for a man.


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-09 01:59:39 AM
"A Boynton Beach man said he escaped a carjacker who forced him to drive north on Interstate 95 after he pushed the gunman into a ditch and drove away."

That's one heck of a carjacker who can force the victim to do something while the carjacker is lying in a ditch.

/hates poorly written news articles
 
2012-10-09 02:43:49 AM
Shoot the hostage
 
2012-10-09 03:12:18 AM
He could have peed all over himself...
images.zap2it.com
 
2012-10-09 07:36:07 AM
Uh... you're not supposed to take the car owner with you when you carjack...
 
2012-10-09 08:20:43 AM

PallMall: If that's his excuse for cheating on his wife, it won't fly very long.


Agreed, this guy is an idiot. If his wife believes it, she's a bigger idiot.
 
2012-10-09 09:02:04 PM
He couldn't make up a good lie for the old lady and panicked. Kinda like Jesus, "honey, I was dead for 3 days."
 
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