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(TMZ)   After 30 years the marriage between Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman comes up a little short   (tmz.com) divider line 132
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2012-10-08 03:19:48 PM
I thought Louie and Zena broke up 30 years ago?
 
2012-10-08 03:24:58 PM
The older she gets the more Rhea Perlman looks like Ronnie James Dio

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2012-10-08 03:35:57 PM
42+ years is a long-ass time to be with the same person.

/FRank needs to get him some strange
 
2012-10-08 03:38:06 PM
This is the day love died.
 
2012-10-08 03:45:24 PM
Dammit! I hate it when long-term marriages fail; it makes me nervous about my own which seems terrifically strong after 9 years.
 
2012-10-08 03:50:02 PM

factoryconnection: Dammit! I hate it when long-term marriages fail; it makes me nervous about my own which seems terrifically strong after 9 years.


Sounds like you care about your marriage, you'll be fine.
 
2012-10-08 03:50:17 PM

factoryconnection: Dammit! I hate it when long-term marriages fail; it makes me nervous about my own which seems terrifically strong after 9 years.



Kinda same here.  1 year married, but lived together for 8 before that.
 
2012-10-08 03:52:40 PM
Just a couple of weeks ago around my 11th wedding anniversary, some friends of mine compared the longevity of my marriage to that of Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman. Now I question everything!
 
2012-10-08 03:53:01 PM

NuttierThanEver: The older she gets the more Rhea Perlman looks like Ronnie James Dio

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RHEA HAS ROCKED, FOR A LONG LONG TIME! BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR HER TO PASS THE TORCH!
 
2012-10-08 03:56:19 PM
Well, at least Matilda got a home with Miss Honey.

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2012-10-08 03:56:44 PM
ALRIGHT BOYS! SHE'S BACK ON THE MARKET!!!
 
2012-10-08 03:56:44 PM

factoryconnection: Dammit! I hate it when long-term marriages fail; it makes me nervous about my own which seems terrifically strong after 9 years.


You're doomed. I'd lawyer up soon if you like the clothes on your back.
 
2012-10-08 03:56:49 PM
Oooh oooh, longest married competition? 18 years. And we've worked and commuted together for all but about 6 months of it.
 
2012-10-08 03:58:13 PM
Aw man. Usually I could care less about celebrity couples, but this one really makes me sad. That and my girlfriend and I JUST moved in together last week.
 
2012-10-08 03:58:17 PM
Rhea Perlman is available?
Woot!
 
2012-10-08 03:58:44 PM
Being married that long is a tall order.
 
2012-10-08 04:00:21 PM

babysealclubber: factoryconnection: Dammit! I hate it when long-term marriages fail; it makes me nervous about my own which seems terrifically strong after 9 years.

You're doomed. I'd lawyer up soon if you like the clothes on your back.


This. After 9 years and one month I was getting notes in my coat pocket telling me what a good husband I was. 9 years and two months she took off with the neighbor.
 
2012-10-08 04:00:28 PM

rocky_howard: Well, at least Matilda got a home with Miss Honey.

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Look, I like to think I'm a normal, 39-year-old dude, but that movie charmed the hell out of me. I do love Perlman at the end, actually doing something decent for once for Matilda.
 
2012-10-08 04:02:11 PM
I don't understand why people get divorced after so long when bother parties are in their late sixties or seventies. Are you going to start over? You're too old! You'll be dead in ten years, and I bet you'll wish you had the person who shared your life with you at your bedside.

Then again, I'm not in my sixties and I'm not getting divorced, so I suppose that I have no place to talk...

/ married for three years so far
// one kid, hoping for another
/// so far so good
 
2012-10-08 04:02:47 PM
There was only one guy in the history of this marriage who got out. And that was James Caan. And he'll be back.

/get the fark off my lawn
 
2012-10-08 04:05:44 PM
That's so sad. I loved her in Hellboy.
 
2012-10-08 04:06:17 PM
And somehow they managed to produce a fairly attractive daughter, which proves that my junior high math teacher was right when she said a negative times a negative equals a positive. 

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2012-10-08 04:06:29 PM
Hmm....hadn't heard this. Apparently they kept their difficulties off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.
 
2012-10-08 04:10:41 PM
The expectations in a celebrity marriage were too much to live up to.

The split has left them both feeling low.

It will at least give them the freedom now to reach new heights.

etc.

etc.

etc.
 
2012-10-08 04:11:23 PM
That's sad. They were a very weird looking couple who were funny and good actors.
 
2012-10-08 04:12:32 PM
Wait.
The two married back in 1982 and have 3 children together.

DeVito (5'0") and Perlman (5'1") met in 1970 when Rhea went to see an off-Broadway play, The Shrinking Bride ... which featured Danny.

The two began dating soon after and lived together for 11 years before tying the knot.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/08/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-divorce-divorc ing/#ixzz28jxnwlPr


Damn, they were together 42 years?
 
2012-10-08 04:16:23 PM

Hawk24: Hmm....hadn't heard this. Apparently they kept their difficulties off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.


Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings. Every time someone references my favorite movie, they get the Smart and/or Funny button.
 
2012-10-08 04:16:26 PM
Meh. All things come to an end (married for 27 years, dated for four).

I figure the end of my marriage will come when Mrs. Xerox catches Salma Hayek sitting on my face. Of course, she might let this slide if I'm able to pull Alexander Skarsgård out of my back pocket and toss him to her.
 
2012-10-08 04:18:19 PM

CavalierEternal: And somehow they managed to produce a fairly attractive daughter, which proves that my junior high math teacher was right when she said a negative times a negative equals a positive. 

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While it has a lot of cringe-worthy moments, my favorite one by far was the one where Frank, deciding he needs a younger woman after his divorce, is in a restaurant.

His daughter plays the waitress, and after she takes their order she walks off and Frank stares at her receding ass with the most lascivious glare.

It's a pretty normal scene unless you realize the context. Then its creepy as f*ck.
 
2012-10-08 04:18:26 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Damn, they were together 42 years?


As they're both in their 60's I'd have to think after 42 years together...maybe they should try to work things out.
 
2012-10-08 04:19:08 PM

gilgigamesh: While it has a lot of cringe-worthy moment


By "it" I meant "Its Always Sunny".
 
2012-10-08 04:20:16 PM
The two married back in 1982 and have 3 children together.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/08/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-divorce-divorc ing/#ixzz28jzjWrtb


They had kids? I'm curious, but kind of scared to do a GIS.
 
2012-10-08 04:23:01 PM

bwilson27: ALRIGHT BOYS! SHE'S BACK ON THE MARKET!!!


I would hit it. But then, I always had a crush on her.
 
2012-10-08 04:24:23 PM
That's weird. They seemed like the odd case of celebrities staying married.

/Just had the 21st anniversary myself.
 
2012-10-08 04:26:40 PM

slayer199: Satanic_Hamster: Damn, they were together 42 years?

As they're both in their 60's I'd have to think after 42 years together...maybe they should try to work things out.


Well you just know the strange is lining up for either of them now that they're not together...

/not what you would call a cute couple by Hollywood standards
 
2012-10-08 04:27:03 PM

Rann Xerox: Meh. All things come to an end (married for 27 years, dated for four).

I figure the end of my marriage will come when Mrs. Xerox catches Salma Hayek sitting on my face. Of course, she might let this slide if I'm able to pull Alexander Skarsgård out of my back pocket and toss him to her.


Mrs. Xerox would probably be happy for a little rest and that someone else is keeping you quite.

21 years dated for eight before
 
2012-10-08 04:28:29 PM
He'll have to move in with Charlie Day now.
 
2012-10-08 04:28:36 PM
If you've never watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, watch it just for Devito.

He deserved an Oscar just for his cigarette betting scene.
 
2012-10-08 04:33:29 PM
FTFA: The two married back in 1982 and have 3 children together.

DeVito (5'0") and Perlman (5'1") met in 1970 when Rhea went to see an off-Broadway play, The Shrinking Bride ... which featured Danny.

The two began dating soon after and lived together for 11 years before tying the knot.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/08/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-divorce-divorc ing/#ixzz28jxnwlPr



Why did TMZ have to specifically mention their heights? We already know they're short and it doesn't even matter anyway. They don't do this with any other of their subjects. This is just disgusting objectification by an already disgusting website.
 
2012-10-08 04:34:55 PM
That's sad. I have nothing else to offer but the following:

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2012-10-08 04:34:55 PM

Lord Dimwit: I don't understand why people get divorced after so long when bother parties are in their late sixties or seventies


CSB: My friend's parents are in their 60s, they really don't want to live together anymore so they bought a "Vacation Home" in the next state, she live their 10 months out of the year while he lives at home year round. Works for them.
 
2012-10-08 04:37:03 PM
I hope he cheated on her with something better looking than what his brother cheated with.
 
2012-10-08 04:38:40 PM
I've been married for 7 years. Luckily, my wife and I have a suicide pact set for the 10 year mark to avoid any problems like this.
 
2012-10-08 04:41:24 PM

Pyynk: Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings.


...and a possessive pronoun gets a useless apostrophe.
 
2012-10-08 04:41:50 PM

FarkedOver: That's sad. I have nothing else to offer but the following:

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Hans Wormhat.
 
2012-10-08 04:51:59 PM

ModernLuddite: I've been married for 7 years. Luckily, my wife and I have a suicide pact set for the 10 year mark to avoid any problems like this.


Smart.
 
2012-10-08 05:00:20 PM
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2012-10-08 05:00:55 PM
Married for 19 years, dated for 2 before that.

You and the spouse are both going to change over the course of your time together. As long as you both deal with those changes you'll be fine. MUCH easier said than done!!

We have 2 years left before we become "empty nesters" That seems to have doomed several of our friends' marriages. I think we are both a little worried about that. It's like having to date someone who knows that most of what you are saying on that date is really not at all true!!!

"oh for sure I'd love go to Costco on Sunday rather than a boring football game with the guys."
" great, then I will have wild sex with you Sunday night because we spent time together that day."

/The BS meter is going off the charts with both of those statements!!
// Deal was off when I asked for Saturday night sex as promissory note for Sunday's romp.
///Broncos defeat Raiders in front of packed stadium which included me!!!
////Strapping young lad helped her load the 45lb. bag of dog food at Costco.
 
2012-10-08 05:01:07 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Pyynk: Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings.

...and a possessive pronoun gets a useless apostrophe.


You'll get over it.
 
2012-10-08 05:04:03 PM
Who else are they going to marry?
 
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