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(Huffington Post)   Arkansas politician wants death penalty for unruly children. Guess which party. Go on, guess   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 62
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2012-10-08 02:06:12 PM
7 votes:
Ah yes, the established legal precedent of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
2012-10-08 04:19:11 PM
6 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Does anyone have a link to a website that lists ridiculous positions and claims by republicans?


http://www.fark.com/politics/
2012-10-08 03:35:30 PM
5 votes:
Seriously. WTF is wrong with these people?

What the F*CK is wrong with these people?

Are Republicans all dropped on their heads?

What the living god damn sonofabiatch f*ck is wrong with these people?

Are they god damn mongoloids? WTF is wrong with these people?

Are they f*cking their cousins? WTF is wrong with these people?

I just wanna know, for the love of God, what the f*cking hell is wrong with these people?
2012-10-08 02:31:48 PM
5 votes:
Both sides are the same
2012-10-08 02:02:59 PM
5 votes:
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to kill a rebellious child every now and again?
2012-10-08 03:55:53 PM
4 votes:
He sounds bald.

I don't see why the state should be responsible for punishing children who's unruliness displeases God.

If God truly hates them then he can act for himself and send in bears to maul and eat those children.

Presuming to know God's will and act for him is pure hubris.
2012-10-08 02:16:20 PM
4 votes:
Step Two in the plan:

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
2012-10-08 02:08:57 PM
4 votes:
The economic consequences would be dire. Instead of having a couple of kids and staying productive members of the work force, women would go back to having 8 or 9, just so they could kill a few and still have some left. It's not like you can just plan on one extra one to use as an example, because kids are so farking stupid.
2012-10-08 04:30:30 PM
3 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Does anyone have a link to a website that lists ridiculous positions and claims by republicans?


Link
2012-10-08 04:21:13 PM
3 votes:

coeyagi: Philip Francis Queeg: Krymson Tyde: Does anyone have a link to a website that lists ridiculous positions and claims by republicans?

http://www.fark.com/politics/

http://www.conservapedia.org


http://www.gop.com/2012-republican-platform_home/
2012-10-08 03:53:53 PM
3 votes:
Are his mother or father still alive? Can we get them in on this?
2012-10-08 03:45:20 PM
3 votes:
Arkansas politician wants death penalty for unruly children. Guess which party. Go on, guess

The People Who Fly All the Time Party?

The People Who Don't Like Their Dinners or Movies Ruined Party?
2012-10-08 03:43:23 PM
3 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Move over Sean Hannity - we have a new champion in the "Most Punchable Face in the Universe" competition.
2012-10-08 06:48:55 PM
2 votes:

d23: Republicans... clean up your party!


Dude, it's like a Hoarders marathon in there. You need outside help and a convoy of dumpsters, all while hearing about how they might need that stack of mayonnaise jars filled with their own poop later on.
2012-10-08 05:21:28 PM
2 votes:
This society would benefit from more properly-razed children.
2012-10-08 05:05:59 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: Seriously. WTF is wrong with these people?

What the F*CK is wrong with these people?

Are Republicans all dropped on their heads?

What the living god damn sonofabiatch f*ck is wrong with these people?

Are they god damn mongoloids? WTF is wrong with these people?

Are they f*cking their cousins? WTF is wrong with these people?

I just wanna know, for the love of God, what the f*cking hell is wrong with these people?


It's always a little bit strange to have THAT conversation with That One Uncle, isn't it?

"Argle blargle liberals communism."
"Look, here's a person who's on your side."
"...Good lord, that's awful. But he's just a fringey both sides are the same liberals communism argle blargle."
"He's being supported by a major party. I dare you to find a liberal half as crazy who has the full backing of the Democratic Party."
"...liberals argle blargle?"
"No, Nancy Pelosi never called for the execution of unruly children."
"...argle?"
"Neither did Harry Reid."
"...whine?"
"Or Jimmy Carter."
"..."
"...Well?"
"Argh I just can't talk to you!" Stomp stomp stomp stomp...
2012-10-08 04:40:53 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: Let's look at the statisticals:


Why is everyone always looking at me?
2012-10-08 04:23:22 PM
2 votes:

gulogulo: Actually, he has exactly 51 "likes" on his facebook. This does not sound like a serious contender.


Let's look at the statisticals:

1. 30% of Potato's supporters support Fuqua
2. Silent majority (because they're dead)
3. 1 in 7 undecided.

Equals 51
Equals Win
2012-10-08 04:21:52 PM
2 votes:

nmemkha: nmemkha: Of course their privileged white children would get a pass. Boys will be boys and she was asking for it by wearing that dress.

/FTFY FTFM


/FTFY
2012-10-08 04:11:49 PM
2 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Arkansas politician wants death penalty for unruly children. Guess which party. Go on, guess

The People Who Fly All the Time Party?

The People Who Don't Like Their Dinners or Movies Ruined Party?


No no no...you're confusing the "duct tape penalty" with "death penalty". Easy to do, but still....


/duct tape!!
2012-10-08 03:49:59 PM
2 votes:
i.huffpost.comcache.ohinternet.com

/duh
2012-10-08 03:48:37 PM
2 votes:

For reference,

Deuteronomy 21:18-21
New International Version (NIV)

18 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard." 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.
Does the last part mean we must publish all our child killings in the Israel Times?
2012-10-08 03:47:20 PM
2 votes:
Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Check what Da Cool Coach is rip-rappin' at ya, jabronis: The funky fact of the matter is, there ain't nothing wrong with giving brats these days a piece of good parenting! If you silly socialists understood that, you'd understand why true Patriots want your precious Error in Chief, Obummer, to go to timeout instead of ruining this country with his Muslimizin' and socializin', ya dig? Badoodle boo yeah!

That's a SPREAD of TRUTH upside yo' heads, libs! Urban out.
2012-10-08 03:41:37 PM
2 votes:
Fuqua? Sounds kinda Arab to me. Might be a secret Muslin. Twill, even.
2012-10-08 03:39:14 PM
2 votes:
mlkshk.com
2012-10-08 03:34:49 PM
2 votes:
I will support this law as long as I can mete it out at restaurants and on airplanes.
2012-10-08 03:14:25 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: hillbillypharmacist: It only gets worse

"We cannot continue to sustain the percentage of our population that is in prison. No prison term should be longer than two years. Prison should be unpleasant and rehabilitative. Anyone that cannot be rehabilitated in two years should be executed."

So basically, he wants the government kill a few hundred thousand American citizens every year.


Of course not, that would be ridiculous. It says to spend two years torturing and starving prisoners, then kill whoever survives, which is potato times more reasonable.
2012-10-08 02:07:21 PM
2 votes:

propasaurus: Ah yes, the established legal precedent of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."


"And I'll make another one that looks just like you."
2012-10-08 02:06:59 PM
2 votes:
So he supports Lincoln's war against the rebellious children of the southern States, then?
2012-10-08 02:06:38 PM
2 votes:
If you rape his daughter, remember to pay him his 50 shekels.
2012-10-08 09:01:09 PM
1 votes:
i17.photobucket.com
2012-10-08 08:31:55 PM
1 votes:
Outright slaughter is a bit much. I would settle for a mute button.
2012-10-08 08:03:59 PM
1 votes:
If you kill the children then we have no need for Big Bird.

/problem solved.
2012-10-08 06:14:53 PM
1 votes:
Don't you get it. It's biblical law so it has to be right all of the time. But don't you dare even think of using Sharia law, that's wrong all the time.
2012-10-08 06:10:50 PM
1 votes:
Image fail.

i443.photobucket.com 

SOON
2012-10-08 05:22:46 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: KrispyKritter: you really twist it good, Subby.

What did Subby "twist"? It's exactly what the guy said.

Therefore, a child who disrespects his parents must be permanently removed from society in a way that gives an example to all other children of the importance of respect for parents. The death penalty for rebellious children is not something to be taken lightly. The guidelines for administering the death penalty to rebellious children are given in Deut 21:18-21:

He says it "shouldn't be taken lightly", but not that it shouldn't be done.


In derp-speak "to twist" means to accurately quote someone.
2012-10-08 04:58:37 PM
1 votes:
Just killing them seems like such a waste. Why no go with a Battle Royale, or Hunger Games style event instead twice a year? Just think of the rating this would get on Pay-Per-View.
2012-10-08 04:57:36 PM
1 votes:

Johnny Swank: You christians are some farked, farked, farked up people. God damn the world would be better off if you'd just self-rapture yourselves.


God some bad news for you, dude. The Rapture happened back in '07. These farks are the ones that got left behind.
2012-10-08 04:43:27 PM
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: Personally, I think you should be able to kill off babby up until the point that it can provide for itself. Until that moment it is nothing more than a parasite


So unless it is in the 53% right?
2012-10-08 04:35:01 PM
1 votes:
Finally a solution I can stand behind.
2012-10-08 04:24:01 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: coeyagi: Philip Francis Queeg: Krymson Tyde: Does anyone have a link to a website that lists ridiculous positions and claims by republicans?

http://www.fark.com/politics/

http://www.conservapedia.org

http://www.gop.com/2012-republican-platform_home/


http://www.foxnation.com
2012-10-08 04:21:46 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Krymson Tyde: Does anyone have a link to a website that lists ridiculous positions and claims by republicans?

http://www.fark.com/politics/


I COULD wade through a year or so of links, but being the lazy liberal I am I was hoping someone would do the work for me.
2012-10-08 04:20:25 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Krymson Tyde: Does anyone have a link to a website that lists ridiculous positions and claims by republicans?

http://www.fark.com/politics/


http://www.conservapedia.org
2012-10-08 04:18:37 PM
1 votes:
Come on, people, he's not advocating that parents run around offing their kids willy-nilly--there's due process involved:

Even so, the Scrpture provides a safe guard to protect children from parents who would wrongly exercise the death penalty against them. Parents are required to bring their children to the gate of the city.

See? That will provide all the protection anyone needs.
2012-10-08 04:12:13 PM
1 votes:

sprawl15: They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard." 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death.


Does that sound like a fair trial? That doesn't even sound like a trial.

ts3.mm.bing.net
2012-10-08 04:06:47 PM
1 votes:
images.tvrage.com
2012-10-08 03:58:15 PM
1 votes:
He meant cake!!
2012-10-08 03:57:55 PM
1 votes:

tnpir: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

Move over Sean Hannity - we have a new champion in the "Most Punchable Face in the Universe" competition.


I'd like to set it on fire and extinguish it with a damp rake.
2012-10-08 03:56:24 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: If you rape his daughter, remember to pay him his 50 shekels.


Does that make it legitimate?
2012-10-08 03:51:50 PM
1 votes:
I remember reading an old Maddox (greatest webpage in the universe) article about his "regressive party", which was anti-abortion, but pro-child killing, "so everyone loses." 

I guess we found a supporter.
2012-10-08 03:50:05 PM
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com
I'm guessing Donner Party. He looks hungry.
2012-10-08 03:49:56 PM
1 votes:
I'll agree to this only if he also outlaws divorce *and* allows me to marry virgins I rape.
"Hah hah, gotchya biatch!"
2012-10-08 03:42:15 PM
1 votes:
You libs are all ready to cast the first stone, but what would you do if it was your daughter behaving unladylike and besmirching the good name of the family with her wanton ways?

Wouldn't you want to restore the honor of your family? I know I would. We need to maintain family values and traditions in our society.

GOP 2012: Restoring Honor.
2012-10-08 03:38:22 PM
1 votes:
This passage does not give parents blanket authority to kill their children. They must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children. I cannot think of one instance in the Scripture where parents had their child put to death. Why is this so? Other than the love Christ  

There's your instance.
2012-10-08 03:37:05 PM
1 votes:
In the same book, Fuqua advocated for expelling Muslims from the U.S., saying it would solve what he described as the "Muslim problem." Fuqua, who has been backed by the state GOP and is seeking a comeback, has found himself under attack by Republicans since his comments surfaced at the same time it was reported that state Rep. Jon Hubbard (R-Jonesboro) endorsed slavery in his book.

rofl
2012-10-08 03:26:01 PM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: You can bet this this asshole, who believes that America's laws should be based on the most farked-up things written in the Christian bible--including the death penalty for disrepectful or unruly children--is also one of those people who is believes that Sharia law is taking root in America.


Well we can't have both Sharia law and Fundy law. That is ludicrous. For example, Sharia says that you should stone your wife if she is raped by another man, while Fundy law says that you should shoot her and the man who raped her. One is clearly a harsher form of death.
2012-10-08 03:03:05 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: talk about wanting to return to the 14th century!


...B.C.
2012-10-08 02:50:00 PM
1 votes:
Let us cast aside science, ethics, and 3000 years of advances in civilization in favor of the timeless wisdom of long dead goatherders and the poorly-translated records of their teachings.
2012-10-08 02:46:33 PM
1 votes:
i'll bet this guy beats off to his DVD of the M*A*S*H finale.
2012-10-08 02:27:52 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Ah yes, the established legal precedent of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."


You are awesome. Not sure if I say that enough.
2012-10-08 02:03:42 PM
1 votes:
You can bet this this asshole, who believes that America's laws should be based on the most farked-up things written in the Christian bible--including the death penalty for disrepectful or unruly children--is also one of those people who is believes that Sharia law is taking root in America.
2012-10-08 01:48:33 PM
1 votes:
So we stop from aborting them but we can kill them later? Got it.
 
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