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2012-10-08 06:05:54 PM  
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2012-10-08 06:06:20 PM  
How is this different then honor killings?
 
2012-10-08 06:10:50 PM  
Image fail.

i443.photobucket.com 

SOON
 
2012-10-08 06:12:32 PM  
Fuqua, who is anti-abortion

they really do have hard-ons for fetuses and fetuses only.
 
2012-10-08 06:13:45 PM  

Seabon: How is this different then honor killings?


Jesus.
 
2012-10-08 06:14:53 PM  
Don't you get it. It's biblical law so it has to be right all of the time. But don't you dare even think of using Sharia law, that's wrong all the time.
 
2012-10-08 06:27:31 PM  

Raspil: they really do have hard-ons for fetuses and fetuses only suppressing the sexual liberty of women.

 

FTFY
 
2012-10-08 06:35:20 PM  
If I lived in Arkansas, he'd have my vote.
 
2012-10-08 06:36:06 PM  
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Matthew 18:6
 
2012-10-08 06:37:53 PM  
I applaud this man. He's not cherry picking parts of the bible that are in line with his party's platform: he's taking all of it.

Now he just needs to talk about being allowed to sell your daughter into slavery to a neighboring country, and how divorce, or marrying a divorced woman is the same thing as commiting adultery (Jesus actually said the last one).
 
2012-10-08 06:43:28 PM  
But with a belt right? I mean it has to be with a belt or it doesn't count. None of this lethal injection, or electric chair nonsense, it has to be a proper whooping with his belt.
 
2012-10-08 06:44:02 PM  
No MeinR6? No bevets?

Where's the right tonight?  Your outrage fails you.
 
2012-10-08 06:47:33 PM  
Where is the "Why Can't I Own A Canadian" essay when you really need it?

If I must, I must.
Link
 
2012-10-08 06:48:55 PM  

d23: Republicans... clean up your party!


Dude, it's like a Hoarders marathon in there. You need outside help and a convoy of dumpsters, all while hearing about how they might need that stack of mayonnaise jars filled with their own poop later on.
 
2012-10-08 06:55:44 PM  
This is the modern GOP. They will scream at the top of their lungsthat Islam is a religion of murderers and terrorists and at the same time advocate killing children for talking back to their parents.

This is the face of the GOP. Anyone who self-identifies as Republican or conservative owes the entire country an apology.
 
2012-10-08 06:58:15 PM  

olddeegee: So we stop from aborting them but we can kill them later? Got it.


They're safe and sacred as long as they're in the womb. Once they're out, fark 'em.
 
2012-10-08 06:58:28 PM  

peasandcarrots: coeyagi: Seriously. WTF is wrong with these people?

What the F*CK is wrong with these people?

Are Republicans all dropped on their heads?

What the living god damn sonofabiatch f*ck is wrong with these people?

Are they god damn mongoloids? WTF is wrong with these people?

Are they f*cking their cousins? WTF is wrong with these people?

I just wanna know, for the love of God, what the f*cking hell is wrong with these people?

It's always a little bit strange to have THAT conversation with That One Uncle, isn't it?

"Argle blargle liberals communism."
"Look, here's a person who's on your side."
"...Good lord, that's awful. But he's just a fringey both sides are the same liberals communism argle blargle."
"He's being supported by a major party. I dare you to find a liberal half as crazy who has the full backing of the Democratic Party."
"...liberals argle blargle?"
"No, Nancy Pelosi never called for the execution of unruly children."
"...argle?"
"Neither did Harry Reid."
"...whine?"
"Or Jimmy Carter."
"..."
"...Well?"
"Argh I just can't talk to you!" Stomp stomp stomp stomp...


Welcome to my favorites list. 

/argle blargle
//argle?
 
2012-10-08 07:04:14 PM  
Let's not be so quick to judge. I'm guessing most of the Fark trolls were unruly children.
 
2012-10-08 07:04:31 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You libs are all ready to cast the first stone, but what would you do if it was your daughter behaving unladylike and besmirching the good name of the family with her wanton ways?

Wouldn't you want to restore the honor of your family? I know I would. We need to maintain family values and traditions in our society.

GOP 2012: Restoring Honor.


Kick her out on her ass when she's 16? You can do that in most states, If she's a rebellious tard at that point she'll come around quick or... there's always her brother and sister. Sometimes kids don't turn out right, whatever, turn 'em loose. My parents did that to me, started with charging me rent as soon as I graduated High School at 18. I was so pissed off at them I moved out. They denied me all support until I came around to beginning to realize what "being an adult" really meant... Of course these days she'd probably end up being a porn star or on meth or something but back when I was a youngin we didn't really have those things so much
 
2012-10-08 07:12:48 PM  

wademh: But with a belt right? I mean it has to be with a belt or it doesn't count. None of this lethal injection, or electric chair nonsense, it has to be a proper whooping with his belt.


Nope...stones

Deuteronomy 21:18-21
King James Version (KJV)

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


There's probably some leeway here...the important thing is that they die.
 
2012-10-08 07:13:43 PM  
Didn't he also suggest that all Muslims must be deported?
 
2012-10-08 07:15:07 PM  
At least he has plan to bring those rebellious teenagers into line, hell it might even work. Let the Christians try it for awhile and see how it goes.
 
2012-10-08 07:15:44 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: They must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children.

As long as there is a proper procedure, I guess it's OK

Children would know that their parents had authority and it would be a tremendous incentive for children to give proper respect to their parents.

So, your idea of "proper respect" is deference in the face of death?

You are a sick, sick f*ck


THIS.

/If you advocate child murder seriously, the CPS need to keep tabs on when you have kids.
 
2012-10-08 07:22:27 PM  

PsiChick: Lionel Mandrake: They must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children.

As long as there is a proper procedure, I guess it's OK

Children would know that their parents had authority and it would be a tremendous incentive for children to give proper respect to their parents.

So, your idea of "proper respect" is deference in the face of death?

You are a sick, sick f*ck

THIS.

/If you advocate child murder seriously, the CPS need to keep tabs on when you have kids.


A procedure is a lot like a plan, and if thier is one thing you can count on is that people can accept almost anything if they are told it is all part of the plan. In a lot of ways religion is the plan people chose.
 
2012-10-08 07:24:38 PM  

meat0918: Unoriginal_Username: Here's a challenge to all normal Republicans (I use the term lightly) Why the fk do you not stand up to these idiots that have the reins of your party. If you want the rest of the world to not look at the GOP as a bunch of rasist/theocratic fk nuts, then do something about it.

Those guys got kicked out/left to become Blue Dogs and Libertarians a long time ago.


Then how the hell do these people (I use this term lightly as well) get elected. Surely there must be more normal people in this GD country. Or is it that those who are somewhat normal who still vote republican just hate Obama that much? Hell, if you're a registered republican, and don't want to vote for the crazy uncle, but can't vote Democrat vote 3rd party for farks sake.

My Wife threatens me with moving to Canada if the insanity continues, and well, I moved south because I don't like the cold anymore. That and I hate interviewing for jobs so I'm hoping my current one, is also my last.
 
2012-10-08 07:24:39 PM  

cousin-merle: [i1129.photobucket.com image 342x192]

R.I.P. CHARLIE FUQUA (R-AR)


www.scenicreflections.com

RIP - Lord Farquaad

 
2012-10-08 07:59:44 PM  
So if the child isn't a drunkard, you have to lie to the elders to get him/her stoned to death?

Does the liar get stoned to death too?
 
2012-10-08 08:03:59 PM  
If you kill the children then we have no need for Big Bird.

/problem solved.
 
2012-10-08 08:08:13 PM  
Deuteronomy 21:18-21

It's all good with Yahweh
 
2012-10-08 08:11:06 PM  
RIP
www.fuquay-varina.org
 
2012-10-08 08:11:55 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: Then how the hell do these people (I use this term lightly as well) get elected. Surely there must be more normal people in this GD country. Or is it that those who are somewhat normal who still vote republican just hate Obama that much? Hell, if you're a registered republican, and don't want to vote for the crazy uncle, but can't vote Democrat vote 3rd party for farks sake.


I think you underestimate how much support that these types have. Maybe not someone who thinks that unruly kids should be killed, but maybe kids need a little old time religion nowadays. And nobody wants to see victims of forcible rape punished, but people who think that there's a lot to be said for dressing modestly and knowing what you will get into alone with a man. And maybe slavery isn't a blessing, but would you rather be in Alabama or Sudan?

and fundamentally, it still beats having some demmycrat in charge. Sean Hannity tells me that Nancy Pelosi has a dick and Harry Reid a vagina, after all.
 
2012-10-08 08:12:56 PM  
Guys like this are really, really dangerous.
 
2012-10-08 08:23:01 PM  
R.I.P. Antoine Fuqua
 
2012-10-08 08:27:01 PM  
Green party?
 
2012-10-08 08:31:55 PM  
Outright slaughter is a bit much. I would settle for a mute button.
 
2012-10-08 08:36:41 PM  
www.westhoneycutt.com
 
2012-10-08 08:46:43 PM  

coeyagi: I just wanna know, for the love of God, what the f*cking hell is wrong with these people?


Looks like you already know the answer.
 
2012-10-08 08:58:22 PM  

meat0918: I don't have to guess.

A Biblical literalist Republican.


I really wish more Christians were literalists. If people really knew what was in that "good" book, they'd stop lauding it so much and trying to base our laws on it.
 
2012-10-08 09:00:08 PM  

PsiChick: Lionel Mandrake: They must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children.

As long as there is a proper procedure, I guess it's OK

Children would know that their parents had authority and it would be a tremendous incentive for children to give proper respect to their parents.

So, your idea of "proper respect" is deference in the face of death?

You are a sick, sick f*ck

THIS.

/If you advocate child murder seriously, the CPS need to keep tabs on when you have kids.


It's not murder if it's a legally instituted death penalty.
 
2012-10-08 09:01:09 PM  
i17.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-08 09:03:53 PM  
Umm... Rapepublican? Was I right? What do I win?
 
2012-10-08 09:10:10 PM  
i.huffpost.com
The Bible says it's ok...

and... how YOU doin'?
 
2012-10-08 09:10:32 PM  
He's obviously a liberal plant, playing the long game. Think about it. What better way to shrink a state's influence on the national government than by reducing their electoral votes and number of seats in the HoR? That's right, depopulation. What better way to depopulate than by fooling people into murdering their own children because Jesus would want them to? Just another example of libs using religion to control the actions of people, and another example of how low they will stoop.

Is there no plan too sinister for you goddamn libs?
 
2012-10-08 09:11:31 PM  

BunkyBrewman: You know who else has the name "Fuqua"?

Charles Fuqua Manuel, skipper of the Phillies.


dammit!

/phillies fan
//Charlie's gone after 2013. Mark it!
 
2012-10-08 09:14:22 PM  

theknuckler_33: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]
The Bible says it's ok...

and... how YOU doin'?


He looks like someone that can only smile out of schadenfreude, so the best he can muster for a photo is a snarl.
 
2012-10-08 09:19:51 PM  

born_yesterday: theknuckler_33: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]
The Bible says it's ok...

and... how YOU doin'?

He looks like someone that can only smile out of schadenfreude, so the best he can muster for a photo is a snarl.


I took it more like he's saying "For the record, I'm for family values. Off the record, I just farked the baby sitter(*)"

(*) Baby-sitter is 16 year old boy.
 
2012-10-08 09:21:18 PM  

statisticals: coeyagi: Let's look at the statisticals:

Why is everyone always looking at me?


Apparently you need to be "harmonized".

Cheers

/Let me know how that turns out for you
 
2012-10-08 09:23:42 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Guys like this are really, really dangerous.


I try not to get political on the Facebooks, but every now and then I post things like this with a short and sweet statement about how local politics matter. I don't want people like this involved in running my state, and I know my friends and family don't either- we've just got to shake off our apathy/cynicism and pay attention.
 
2012-10-08 09:23:48 PM  

scottydoesntknow: olddeegee: So we stop from aborting them but we can kill them later? Got it.

They don't give a rats ass about life period. It's all about punishing those dirty irresponsible sluts.

 
2012-10-08 09:27:58 PM  

olddeegee: So we stop from aborting them but we can kill them later? Got it.


www.oddjack.com
Rather than later.
 
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