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(Huffington Post)   Arkansas politician wants death penalty for unruly children. Guess which party. Go on, guess   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 289
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2012-10-08 01:48:33 PM
So we stop from aborting them but we can kill them later? Got it.
 
2012-10-08 01:52:42 PM
Oh look he claims to be pro-life too...I do not think that means what you think it means.
 
2012-10-08 01:53:19 PM
I sure did think it must be a joke or something.

I sure was wrong.

That's an extreme position even among the crazypants set.
 
2012-10-08 01:53:23 PM
Wow.
 
2012-10-08 01:55:34 PM
Christianity really farks people up.
 
2012-10-08 01:56:33 PM
Wow... he's full-on dipshiat. Don't see many people totally, 100% committed to the dipshiat ideology these days.
 
2012-10-08 01:57:39 PM

olddeegee: So we stop from aborting them but we can kill them later? Got it.


Gwendolyn: Oh look he claims to be pro-life too...I do not think that means what you think it means.


I always thought it was common knowledge that pro-lifers don't give a rat's ass about the life once it's popped out.
 
2012-10-08 01:59:55 PM
And he's a shoo-in for election
 
2012-10-08 02:01:16 PM
You know who else has the name "Fuqua"?

Charles Fuqua Manuel, skipper of the Phillies.
 
2012-10-08 02:02:39 PM
The Christian Taliban, everyone.
 
2012-10-08 02:02:59 PM
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to kill a rebellious child every now and again?
 
2012-10-08 02:03:42 PM
You can bet this this asshole, who believes that America's laws should be based on the most farked-up things written in the Christian bible--including the death penalty for disrepectful or unruly children--is also one of those people who is believes that Sharia law is taking root in America.
 
2012-10-08 02:06:12 PM
Ah yes, the established legal precedent of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
 
2012-10-08 02:06:38 PM
If you rape his daughter, remember to pay him his 50 shekels.
 
2012-10-08 02:06:59 PM
So he supports Lincoln's war against the rebellious children of the southern States, then?
 
2012-10-08 02:07:21 PM

propasaurus: Ah yes, the established legal precedent of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."


"And I'll make another one that looks just like you."
 
2012-10-08 02:08:57 PM
The economic consequences would be dire. Instead of having a couple of kids and staying productive members of the work force, women would go back to having 8 or 9, just so they could kill a few and still have some left. It's not like you can just plan on one extra one to use as an example, because kids are so farking stupid.
 
2012-10-08 02:16:20 PM
Step Two in the plan:

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
 
2012-10-08 02:24:48 PM
talk about wanting to return to the 14th century!
 
2012-10-08 02:27:52 PM

propasaurus: Ah yes, the established legal precedent of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."


You are awesome. Not sure if I say that enough.
 
2012-10-08 02:31:48 PM
Both sides are the same
 
2012-10-08 02:35:32 PM
So he's probably going to win by an overwhelming majority, right? Anything this stupid probably wins in Arkansas.
 
2012-10-08 02:42:33 PM

hillbillypharmacist: I sure did think it must be a joke or something.

I sure was wrong.

That's an extreme position even among the crazypants set.


I thought it was a joke, too. Or maybe someone trying to make a point about how selective most "biblical fundamentalists" really are in their reading of the bible.

And if he actually *is* serious...well, I'll at least commend him for being a consistent fundamentalist. He's right, those "rebellious child execution" scriptures are in the bible just as much as the ones so often quoted about homosexuals.
 
2012-10-08 02:42:52 PM
It only gets worse

"We cannot continue to sustain the percentage of our population that is in prison. No prison term should be longer than two years. Prison should be unpleasant and rehabilitative. Anyone that cannot be rehabilitated in two years should be executed."
 
2012-10-08 02:44:41 PM

GAT_00: So he's probably going to win by an overwhelming majority, right? Anything this stupid probably wins in Arkansas.


From his campaign's website:
"There is a strange alliance between the liberal left and the Muslim religion. It may be that since both are the enemies of Christianity, that they both believe that, my enemy's enemy is my friend,"

So, yeah. He's a shoo-in.
 
2012-10-08 02:46:33 PM
i'll bet this guy beats off to his DVD of the M*A*S*H finale.
 
2012-10-08 02:50:00 PM
Let us cast aside science, ethics, and 3000 years of advances in civilization in favor of the timeless wisdom of long dead goatherders and the poorly-translated records of their teachings.
 
2012-10-08 03:03:05 PM

FlashHarry: talk about wanting to return to the 14th century!


...B.C.
 
2012-10-08 03:09:23 PM

hillbillypharmacist: It only gets worse

"We cannot continue to sustain the percentage of our population that is in prison. No prison term should be longer than two years. Prison should be unpleasant and rehabilitative. Anyone that cannot be rehabilitated in two years should be executed."


So basically, he wants the government kill a few hundred thousand American citizens every year.
 
2012-10-08 03:11:33 PM
Bull Moose?

Whig?
 
2012-10-08 03:14:25 PM

Aarontology: hillbillypharmacist: It only gets worse

"We cannot continue to sustain the percentage of our population that is in prison. No prison term should be longer than two years. Prison should be unpleasant and rehabilitative. Anyone that cannot be rehabilitated in two years should be executed."

So basically, he wants the government kill a few hundred thousand American citizens every year.


Of course not, that would be ridiculous. It says to spend two years torturing and starving prisoners, then kill whoever survives, which is potato times more reasonable.
 
2012-10-08 03:15:11 PM
"Fuqua." That name just makes me snicker like a seventh-grader. I'm surprised the puns haven't started yet.
 
2012-10-08 03:16:52 PM

imontheinternet: Aarontology: hillbillypharmacist: It only gets worse

"We cannot continue to sustain the percentage of our population that is in prison. No prison term should be longer than two years. Prison should be unpleasant and rehabilitative. Anyone that cannot be rehabilitated in two years should be executed."

So basically, he wants the government kill a few hundred thousand American citizens every year.

Of course not, that would be ridiculous. It says to spend two years torturing and starving prisoners, then kill whoever survives, which is potato times more reasonable.


Well *of course*...we certainly can't risk sending someone back into society after we've spent 2 years starving and torturing them.
 
2012-10-08 03:20:51 PM

imontheinternet: Aarontology: hillbillypharmacist: It only gets worse

"We cannot continue to sustain the percentage of our population that is in prison. No prison term should be longer than two years. Prison should be unpleasant and rehabilitative. Anyone that cannot be rehabilitated in two years should be executed."

So basically, he wants the government kill a few hundred thousand American citizens every year.

Of course not, that would be ridiculous. It says to spend two years torturing and starving prisoners, then kill whoever survives, which is potato times more reasonable.


I'll bet he's in favor of privatized prisons using convicts as free labor, too.
 
2012-10-08 03:22:41 PM
For the record, he's not advocating killing all children. Just the blackrebellious ones.
 
2012-10-08 03:26:01 PM

Cyberluddite: You can bet this this asshole, who believes that America's laws should be based on the most farked-up things written in the Christian bible--including the death penalty for disrepectful or unruly children--is also one of those people who is believes that Sharia law is taking root in America.


Well we can't have both Sharia law and Fundy law. That is ludicrous. For example, Sharia says that you should stone your wife if she is raped by another man, while Fundy law says that you should shoot her and the man who raped her. One is clearly a harsher form of death.
 
2012-10-08 03:34:49 PM
I will support this law as long as I can mete it out at restaurants and on airplanes.
 
2012-10-08 03:35:02 PM
This is what Christian Fundamentalists actually believe.
 
2012-10-08 03:35:30 PM
Seriously. WTF is wrong with these people?

What the F*CK is wrong with these people?

Are Republicans all dropped on their heads?

What the living god damn sonofabiatch f*ck is wrong with these people?

Are they god damn mongoloids? WTF is wrong with these people?

Are they f*cking their cousins? WTF is wrong with these people?

I just wanna know, for the love of God, what the f*cking hell is wrong with these people?
 
2012-10-08 03:37:05 PM
In the same book, Fuqua advocated for expelling Muslims from the U.S., saying it would solve what he described as the "Muslim problem." Fuqua, who has been backed by the state GOP and is seeking a comeback, has found himself under attack by Republicans since his comments surfaced at the same time it was reported that state Rep. Jon Hubbard (R-Jonesboro) endorsed slavery in his book.

rofl
 
2012-10-08 03:38:22 PM
This passage does not give parents blanket authority to kill their children. They must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children. I cannot think of one instance in the Scripture where parents had their child put to death. Why is this so? Other than the love Christ  

There's your instance.
 
2012-10-08 03:39:02 PM
Poe's Law stretches out, hands behind its head with a shiat eating grin on its face.
 
2012-10-08 03:39:14 PM
mlkshk.com
 
2012-10-08 03:39:50 PM

Citrate1007: This is what Christian Fundamentalists actually believe.


I think this is too out there even for most fundies
 
2012-10-08 03:40:23 PM

BunkyBrewman: You know who else has the name "Fuqua"?

Charles Fuqua Manuel, skipper of the Phillies.


Not to mention John "Frenchy" Fuqua, the Pittsburgh Steeler who deflected the ball that became the Immacuate Reception.

Oh, and f*ck this Fuqua jagoff sideways with an iron stick.
 
2012-10-08 03:41:33 PM

coeyagi: I just wanna know, for the love of God, what the f*cking hell is wrong with these people?


religion.
 
2012-10-08 03:41:37 PM
Fuqua? Sounds kinda Arab to me. Might be a secret Muslin. Twill, even.
 
2012-10-08 03:42:11 PM
Without reading the article or the thread, I'm going to guess that this is because the Old Testament justifies it?
 
2012-10-08 03:42:15 PM
You libs are all ready to cast the first stone, but what would you do if it was your daughter behaving unladylike and besmirching the good name of the family with her wanton ways?

Wouldn't you want to restore the honor of your family? I know I would. We need to maintain family values and traditions in our society.

GOP 2012: Restoring Honor.
 
2012-10-08 03:42:33 PM
I don't have to guess.

A Biblical literalist Republican.
 
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