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(Patch)   Illegal immigrant caught when he went to see a movie about his life as an illegal immigrant   (easthampton.patch.com) divider line 20
    More: Ironic, Albania, border protection, Albanians, East Hampton, Praq Rado, Customs and Border Protection  
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14664 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2012 at 6:58 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-08 04:14:49 PM  
4 votes:
Can't wait for the sequel!
2012-10-08 07:04:40 PM  
3 votes:
Albania.
Albania.
You border on the Adriatic.
Your land is mostly mountainous,
And your chief export is chrome.
2012-10-08 09:00:29 PM  
2 votes:

mr lawson: OPEN BORDERS NOW!


www.toonaripost.com

Too late.
2012-10-08 07:23:04 PM  
2 votes:

ZeroPly: Aarontology: If you're losing a job to a moron like this, you're your to motherf*cking stupid to be employed.

Pet peeve...


proper grammar is a pet peeve of you're's?
2012-10-08 07:07:08 PM  
2 votes:

Aarontology: If you're losing a job to a moron like this, you're your to motherf*cking stupid to be employed.


Pet peeve...
2012-10-08 07:05:28 PM  
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Klippoklondike: tenpoundsofcheese: Klippoklondike: Godscrack: Klippoklondike: Meanwhile Jose Vargas was arrested on a traffic violation

The article is about an Albanian illegal alien, Vern.

Save your Mexican hate for Storm Front.

What? Vargas isn't Mexican, he's Filipino and I am on his side

His side? You are pro people being in this country illegally?

He brings up a lot of good points on immigration policy. If you haven't you should check out some of his articles about it. It's not so cut and dry as brown people jumping a fence. I don't like people breaking the law either, but it's hard to like the way our immigration policy is right now. The only way to change it is to call it out and point out its flaws, which he is doing.

You do know that he can point out the flaws from the Philippines, right? He doesn't have to remain in the country illegally.
He was driving with an invalid license in a blatantly unsafe manner (wearing headphones). He is an accident waiting to happen.
How many more people need to die from illegal immigrant car crashes before someone says enough?


/Sent from my iPhone while driving....
2012-10-08 08:34:18 PM  
1 votes:
What an odd film for something in the Hamptons.

"Look, it's one of those human-like things in daddy's factories. Is the party still at 8?"
2012-10-08 07:56:53 PM  
1 votes:
Brown illegals are the only one's that deserve a better life for themselves. amiright!
2012-10-08 07:53:52 PM  
1 votes:
We should execute him, as we will one day have to execute all illegals, and all unruly children. I am running for congress in Arkansas, and this is my platform, (as well as the platform of every other Republican on that ballet). But enough about me. Lets talk about this guy who sneaked into are country. Sneakers like him must be booted out. If youre country is so bad then maybe take a weekend vacation to Sandals, do NOT take a lifetime vacation to America. We have enough problems with unemployment without you clogging up the job market. The BLS at first said Obama was bad at job growth, but then flipflopped and said hes good but the truth is that they were right before, hes bad! And these guys taking are acting and modeling jobs is just making things worse. I could be a model. I, like all Republicans, am bald and "stocky", with a goatee, and I am STRAIGHT. Women constantly undress me with there eyes, down to my thong. I could easily model for Bass Pro Shops. A photo of me on a fishing boat with my sleeveless army shirt would probably pump up sales 100%. But this guy took my job so now I am a fake plumber instead. These slippery immigrants need to be made an example of. Its one thing just to sling back these guys to where they came from, but how about this idea....Holocaust anyone? I know it makes me sound like a neo-National Socialist, but trust me, I am NOT a socialist. I just think this is better then sending them through the court system where they can just plead asymule. Once there all dead then we will have a lot of available jobs and we can put the loafers to work instead of them getting stoned off mary jane and watching the Daily Show. So heres a few right wing tips to you immigrants. Get out. Shoo! Leave America now and I promise I will not pursue you. But if you stay, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
2012-10-08 07:41:58 PM  
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: 24 minute film now a 29 minute film.


Where did the extra minutes go? A Serb stole them! Bwahaha, slavic humor!
2012-10-08 07:40:31 PM  
1 votes:
24 minute film now a 29 minute film.
2012-10-08 07:34:59 PM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Damn illegals are even taking our acting jobs now.


Perhaps they'll do a better job of it.
2012-10-08 07:30:56 PM  
1 votes:

Ponzholio: Albania.
Albania.
You border on the Adriatic.
Your land is mostly mountainous,
And your chief export is chrome.


Taiwan, Taiwan on the sea! The China Sea!
2012-10-08 07:27:54 PM  
1 votes:

proteus_b: pottie: I don't think that this is a matter of intelligence, but rather one of economics. You see, the holidays are fast approaching and this guy has figured out how to get free transportation back home in time to celebrate with his family.

Actually his family has already been murdered in his shiathole of a home country.


Wow, looks like the holidays will be pretty grim at his house.
2012-10-08 07:11:22 PM  
1 votes:
Didn't Flight of the Conchords do this already?
2012-10-08 07:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
Es como la lluvia en el día de tu boda...
2012-10-08 05:18:09 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: If you're losing a job to a moron like this, you're to motherf*cking stupid to be employed.


There may be an opening at one of his last jobs.

In America, he struggled to survive and find work without a Social Security number, taking jobs as a go-go dancer at a gay bar in the East Village
2012-10-08 05:02:13 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: Klippoklondike: Meanwhile Jose Vargas was arrested on a traffic violation

The article is about an Albanian illegal alien, Vern.

Save your Mexican hate for Storm Front.


What? Vargas isn't Mexican, he's Filipino and I am on his side
2012-10-08 04:20:45 PM  
1 votes:

downstairs: Kinda torn here.  He's obviously smart enough to know the risks, as that's what the friggin' movie is about... yet decided to show up to a public event and speak about said risks.  Said risks of trying not to out yourself.


Meanwhile Jose Vargas was arrested on a traffic violation, proven to be an illegal immigrant, and let go. He's publicly admitted to being an illegal alien and even called in to ICE about it, asking if they'd ever do anything about it; they said they don't know yet.

/our immigration policy is stupid and needs to change 
//if you don't know who Vargas is, look him up, it's an interesting read.
2012-10-08 04:12:10 PM  
1 votes:
Really expensive way to catch one illegal.
 
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