Lukeonia1: What do you do?I'm okay with this. Where this guy ran into trouble was that he didn't get the family's permission first. And I'm guessing they probably don't care either.That, and he seems to have significant amounts of crazy in his personal and professional life. That part is just a bit sad.
kid_icarus: How do you dismember an 800 lb body??Oh right...[i76.photobucket.com image 405x304]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ZAZ: I saw Animal House. I got the right answer.I guessing you guessed the same thing I'm guessing
Expolaris: Oznog: [media.avclub.com image 627x352]Can't even get it to fit into the wood chipper....[w.mawebcenters.com image 500x400]There ya go, just rent that one and bypass the safety bar interlock. While we're on a wood chipper roll...[www.thereelbits.com image 520x300]
HoratioGates: That's why Hitler starved the Jews first.Sorry, I'm going to hell.
valkore: [sydlexia.com image 400x300]
Godscrack: Get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
browneye: The Fifth Dentist: I am literally right across the street from this funeral home so I'm getting a kick.....Between Paul Broun's young earth anti intelligent derp and this dude cutting up corpses dude we're working on a Loganville trifectaI should really move .Hope you don't have a mortgage 'cause you're going to have a helluva time selling your house.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Jesus, how long would it take to cremate an 800-pound body?And at what point does a person stop caring that they're over, say, 400 pounds? Like, at 425, do they think, "Holy shiat, I weigh over twice as much as the average human, maybe I should cut back a little." But they just can't (supposedly). Or once you're past the 400-pound mark, it just doesn't matter anymore, you figure, fark it, I'll go for broke. It'll give my family something to talk about for the next 50 years.Do the ultra-fat not care at all how this might affect other people? Forget about your family. They're not the ones who will have to carry your giant ass out of the house. They'll call the EMTs or the fire department to do that. Not to mention the poor hospital employees.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: They're not the ones who will have to carry your giant ass out of the house.
orclover: At my heaviest I think I weighed just at 400 pounds
Arkanaut: Make soap?
Ass Exploder: [toolmonger.com image 450x314]
PallMall: Or this...
Magnanimous_J: Here's the part that grosses me out. Most of the time the bodies are not embalmed prior to cremation. They just put em in a box and throw them in the oven. Now if an 800 pounder was too big and had to be cut up, what are the odds that cutting off the arms, legs and head were enough to do the job? I would think they would have to cut the torso in half, with all the gory organ spillage that would imply. Can you imagine the mess that would make?
GrizzlyPouch: So why didn't he just uh, deny it?
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Il Douchey: Dehydrate it -Make that grape a raisin/How could they tell what he did anyway, and who cares? wasn't it just a big pile of dismembered ashes after the cremation?People jerky would make a great secondary side business.
Ianman: [media.trb.com image 325x425]This guy is only 425lbs
The Jami Turman Fan Club: Of course he had to dismember it. How did they expect him to do it?What I want to know is, did they have to use one of those big milk cans instead of a regular urn to hold all the ashes?
LessO2: Beerguy: What exactly should he have done as an alternative to dismemberment?Ask the family first?
The Fifth Dentist: I am literally right across the street from this funeral home so I'm getting a kick.....Between Paul Broun's young earth anti intelligent derp and this dude cutting up corpses dude we're working on a Loganville trifectaI should really move .
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