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UberDave		2012-10-08 11:44:14 AM

klaatu....barada....n-(COUGH),(COUGH),(COUGH)...

dittybopper		2012-10-08 11:44:44 AM

What New Jersey might look like right now.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-10-08 11:52:21 AM

Hurry!! Get me a fat midget with a funny voice.

No, I dont think she is going to exercise the demons. I just need someone that makes a lot of noise and runs slower than I do.

scottydoesntknow		2012-10-08 11:54:46 AM

The Walking Dagos

b0rscht		2012-10-08 11:55:12 AM

Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Screw the other ones. I want to see fake disemboweled corpses and body parts strewn on lawns, drunk people in ridiculous costumes that barely conceal deep psychological neuroses, and kids whacked out on high-fructose corn syrup.

PacManDreaming		2012-10-08 11:59:20 AM

If you want to see some really cool Halloween decorations, the guy over at Pumpkinrot does some pretty amazing things.

Here's some samples:

i.imgur.com

Godscrack		2012-10-08 12:03:50 PM

PacManDreaming: If you want to see some really cool Halloween decorations, the guy over at Pumpkinrot

Cool. Thanks.

RedPhoenix122		2012-10-08 12:05:34 PM

Who gave Bruce Campbell the Necronomicon again?

cretinbob		2012-10-08 12:28:57 PM

As long as they don't come out of the closet, that's fine

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-10-08 12:59:36 PM

After all the hype the Zombie Apocalypse is a real let-down

xanadian		2012-10-08 01:07:30 PM

About farking time!

*click*

Oh.

...

:(

Ed Finnerty		2012-10-08 01:14:38 PM

No problem.

i40.tinypic.com

hugram		2012-10-08 01:28:51 PM

Are the bones orange?

ArcadianRefugee		2012-10-08 01:35:53 PM

13 - get it?

Number of posts in this thread before mine?

bdub77		2012-10-08 01:42:52 PM

At least the undead picked a good place to start.

Sybarite		2012-10-08 01:46:27 PM

This is revenant to my interests.

oldfarthenry		2012-10-08 01:55:28 PM

Man - you know your state sucks when even the dead rise up and try to leave!

Nightsweat		2012-10-08 02:05:35 PM

I wouldn't be caught dead in New Jersey.

Treygreen13		2012-10-08 02:05:35 PM

Sybarite: This is revenant to my interests.

I lol'd.

Cheron		2012-10-08 02:07:57 PM

You son of a biatch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a biatch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You-only-moved-the-headstones! Lies! Lies!

bump		2012-10-08 02:08:30 PM

"You moved the tombstones, but you left the bodies!!!... WHY?!?!? WHY!?!??!?"

/blames Carole Ann

Coffee Snob		2012-10-08 02:08:39 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Hurry!! Get me a fat midget with a funny voice.

No, I dont think she is going to exercise the demons. I just need someone that makes a lot of noise and runs slower than I do.

Exercise? Are they fat demons?

vsavatar		2012-10-08 02:09:16 PM

Thank God it's not the Sheeple!

Counter_Intelligent		2012-10-08 02:09:21 PM

When there's no room in hell, the dead will settle for New Jersey.

Dimensio		2012-10-08 02:09:26 PM

Perhaps they are descendants of the ancient race of skeleton people of the Nile delta region.

bump		2012-10-08 02:09:37 PM

...less than 1 minute,... well played Sir....

carrion_luggage		2012-10-08 02:10:03 PM

dittybopper: [science.discovery.com image 324x205]

What New Jersey might look like right now.

from "Jason and the Ahgofugyeselves"

KrispyKritter		2012-10-08 02:10:31 PM

talk to the old timer construction guys in Jersey, they'll tell you. you find a body or two in a basement, you just keep your mouth shut and relocate it. if you drop a dime it only farks up the works and throws the job site off for weeks. ain't got time for that shiat, we got a schedule to keep over here.

/god i love new jersey

Amos Quito		2012-10-08 02:11:34 PM

I'm waiting for the October Surprise skeletons to pounce from the political closets.

/Scary

Sneakernets		2012-10-08 02:11:47 PM

Well as long as they have photo ID it's perfectly fine.

/had to get that one out of the way

6655321		2012-10-08 02:12:46 PM

This is just a coincidence that Craig Ferguson and Geoff Peterson are in New York City this week.

cgraves67		2012-10-08 02:13:51 PM

Jimmy Hoffa?

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-10-08 02:14:16 PM

Jersey Shore : The REAL last season

Spartapuss		2012-10-08 02:15:47 PM

Frankie Valli and the Four Horsemen.

Marine1		2012-10-08 02:16:45 PM

Nods knowingly.

/fight 'em 'til you can't fight no more

ColSanders		2012-10-08 02:18:07 PM

Cheron: You son of a biatch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you?

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

DarkSoulNoHope		2012-10-08 02:19:26 PM

Awesome, something finally interesting happening here in New Jersey! I'll go to the cemetery now and watch them put the bodies back into their grav... ...oh, it's just a Halloween exhibit; sucks!

dj_spanmaster		2012-10-08 02:22:22 PM

cgraves67: Jimmy Hoffa?

We may finally find him!

Father_Jack		2012-10-08 02:24:07 PM

nice baiting for a stupid article subtard.

MrPleasant		2012-10-08 02:24:34 PM

Are they voting Democrat or Republican?

Orgasmatron138		2012-10-08 02:26:45 PM

"Do ya wanna party?"

/no obscure

Marine1: [iconvsicon.com image 590x393]

Nods knowingly.

/fight 'em 'til you can't fight no more

Hot damn that album shreds.

blatz514		2012-10-08 02:27:25 PM

Marine1: [iconvsicon.com image 590x393]

Nods knowingly.

/fight 'em 'til you can't fight no more

Thank you, you magnificent bastard.

/Tell me a story - Will ya, Will ya
A real good story, I won't leave till ya
Spill your guts old man
Leave out any secrets, Hiding in the..

DPSturm		2012-10-08 02:29:16 PM

cretinbob: As long as they don't come out of the closet, that's fine
straight outta Ted Kennedy's

way south		2012-10-08 02:34:43 PM

Well it is election season.
You can't expect the dead to vote from inside their graves, subby.

loonatic112358		2012-10-08 02:35:16 PM

vsavatar: Thank God it's not the Sheeple!

you know someone on the politics tab has disturbed them at least once today

Dinodork		2012-10-08 02:36:45 PM

Skeletons of what? Depending on the critter, this could be right up my alley!

Somacandra		2012-10-08 02:40:29 PM

"City authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living."

Apos		2012-10-08 02:43:56 PM

d23		2012-10-08 02:50:09 PM

Damn Chris Christie...

HighOnCraic		2012-10-08 02:53:02 PM

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