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(NJ.com)   Skeletons have begun to emerge from the ground in New Jersey... again. Repeat: Skeletons are emerging from the GROUND   (nj.com) divider line 106
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2012-10-08 11:44:14 AM  
klaatu....barada....n-(COUGH),(COUGH),(COUGH)...
 
2012-10-08 11:44:44 AM  
science.discovery.com

What New Jersey might look like right now.
 
2012-10-08 11:52:21 AM  
Hurry!! Get me a fat midget with a funny voice.

No, I dont think she is going to exercise the demons. I just need someone that makes a lot of noise and runs slower than I do.
 
2012-10-08 11:54:46 AM  
The Walking Dagos
 
2012-10-08 11:55:12 AM  
Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Screw the other ones. I want to see fake disemboweled corpses and body parts strewn on lawns, drunk people in ridiculous costumes that barely conceal deep psychological neuroses, and kids whacked out on high-fructose corn syrup.
 
2012-10-08 11:59:20 AM  
If you want to see some really cool Halloween decorations, the guy over at Pumpkinrot does some pretty amazing things.

Here's some samples:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-08 12:03:50 PM  

PacManDreaming: If you want to see some really cool Halloween decorations, the guy over at Pumpkinrot


Cool. Thanks.
 
2012-10-08 12:05:34 PM  
Who gave Bruce Campbell the Necronomicon again?
 
2012-10-08 12:28:57 PM  
As long as they don't come out of the closet, that's fine
 
2012-10-08 12:59:36 PM  
After all the hype the Zombie Apocalypse is a real let-down
 
2012-10-08 01:07:30 PM  
About farking time!

*click*

Oh.

...

:(
 
2012-10-08 01:14:38 PM  
No problem.

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-08 01:28:51 PM  
Are the bones orange?
 
2012-10-08 01:35:53 PM  
13 - get it?

Number of posts in this thread before mine?
 
2012-10-08 01:42:52 PM  
At least the undead picked a good place to start.
 
2012-10-08 01:46:27 PM  
This is revenant to my interests.
 
2012-10-08 01:55:28 PM  
Man - you know your state sucks when even the dead rise up and try to leave!
 
2012-10-08 02:05:35 PM  
I wouldn't be caught dead in New Jersey.
 
2012-10-08 02:05:35 PM  

Sybarite: This is revenant to my interests.


I lol'd.
 
2012-10-08 02:07:57 PM  
You son of a biatch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a biatch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You-only-moved-the-headstones! Lies! Lies!
 
2012-10-08 02:08:30 PM  
"You moved the tombstones, but you left the bodies!!!... WHY?!?!? WHY!?!??!?"

/blames Carole Ann
 
2012-10-08 02:08:39 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Hurry!! Get me a fat midget with a funny voice.

No, I dont think she is going to exercise the demons. I just need someone that makes a lot of noise and runs slower than I do.


Exercise? Are they fat demons?
 
2012-10-08 02:09:16 PM  
Thank God it's not the Sheeple!
 
2012-10-08 02:09:21 PM  
When there's no room in hell, the dead will settle for New Jersey.
 
2012-10-08 02:09:26 PM  
Perhaps they are descendants of the ancient race of skeleton people of the Nile delta region.
 
2012-10-08 02:09:37 PM  
...less than 1 minute,... well played Sir....
 
2012-10-08 02:10:03 PM  

dittybopper: [science.discovery.com image 324x205]

What New Jersey might look like right now.


from "Jason and the Ahgofugyeselves"
 
2012-10-08 02:10:31 PM  
talk to the old timer construction guys in Jersey, they'll tell you. you find a body or two in a basement, you just keep your mouth shut and relocate it. if you drop a dime it only farks up the works and throws the job site off for weeks. ain't got time for that shiat, we got a schedule to keep over here.

/god i love new jersey
 
2012-10-08 02:11:34 PM  
I'm waiting for the October Surprise skeletons to pounce from the political closets.

/Scary
 
2012-10-08 02:11:47 PM  
Well as long as they have photo ID it's perfectly fine.

/had to get that one out of the way
 
2012-10-08 02:12:46 PM  
This is just a coincidence that Craig Ferguson and Geoff Peterson are in New York City this week.
 
2012-10-08 02:13:51 PM  
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2012-10-08 02:14:16 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

Jersey Shore : The REAL last season
 
2012-10-08 02:15:47 PM  
Frankie Valli and the Four Horsemen.
 
2012-10-08 02:16:45 PM  
iconvsicon.com

Nods knowingly.

/fight 'em 'til you can't fight no more
 
2012-10-08 02:18:07 PM  

Cheron: You son of a biatch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you?


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-08 02:19:26 PM  
Awesome, something finally interesting happening here in New Jersey! I'll go to the cemetery now and watch them put the bodies back into their grav... ...oh, it's just a Halloween exhibit; sucks!
 
2012-10-08 02:22:22 PM  

cgraves67: Jimmy Hoffa?


We may finally find him!
 
2012-10-08 02:24:07 PM  
nice baiting for a stupid article subtard.
 
2012-10-08 02:24:34 PM  
Are they voting Democrat or Republican?
 
2012-10-08 02:26:45 PM  
"Do ya wanna party?"

/no obscure

Marine1: [iconvsicon.com image 590x393]

Nods knowingly.

/fight 'em 'til you can't fight no more


Hot damn that album shreds.
 
2012-10-08 02:27:25 PM  

Marine1: [iconvsicon.com image 590x393]

Nods knowingly.

/fight 'em 'til you can't fight no more


Thank you, you magnificent bastard.

/Tell me a story - Will ya, Will ya
A real good story, I won't leave till ya
Spill your guts old man
Leave out any secrets, Hiding in the..
 
2012-10-08 02:29:16 PM  

cretinbob: As long as they don't come out of the closet, that's fine

straight outta Ted Kennedy's
 
2012-10-08 02:34:43 PM  
Well it is election season.
You can't expect the dead to vote from inside their graves, subby.
 
2012-10-08 02:35:16 PM  

vsavatar: Thank God it's not the Sheeple!


you know someone on the politics tab has disturbed them at least once today
 
2012-10-08 02:36:45 PM  
Skeletons of what? Depending on the critter, this could be right up my alley!
 
2012-10-08 02:40:29 PM  
i.imgur.com

"City authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living."
 
2012-10-08 02:43:56 PM  
static.tumblr.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-08 02:50:09 PM  
Damn Chris Christie...
 
2012-10-08 02:53:02 PM  
i386.photobucket.com
 
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