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(My Fox DC)   Yes, the gratuity has been added to the check Mr. Romney but we will have one of the kitchen staff wipe your face with a napkin free of charge (w/ video)   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 118
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2012-10-08 10:12:38 AM
Okay, that's just weird.

/is Romney a Nixon sweating kind of guy?
 
2012-10-08 10:14:40 AM
Ok, I'd find that uncomfortable, too. Strangers touching my face? Yeah, that's odd.
 
2012-10-08 10:17:54 AM

naughtyrev: Ok, I'd find that uncomfortable, too. Strangers touching my face? Yeah, that's odd.


"Odd" is what they plan on doing with the napkin after he leaves.
 
2012-10-08 10:21:02 AM
So He can't even wipe his own face?
I hope they tagged some sort of gratuity on the check. Waitstaff in that area make 3.12 an hour and he strikes me as a lousy tipper.
 
2012-10-08 10:23:17 AM
t0.gstatic.com

If you sniff enough chloroform, you get immune.
 
2012-10-08 10:25:27 AM
It sounded like he said there was a bit of "rain" out there so he probaby walked in with drops on his face. Restaurant guy was overly weird though to wipe someone's face like that.

Romney would have been extra uncomfortable because he most certainly had on a bunch of makeup and it would have rubbed off on the white napkin. Ewwwwww.
 
2012-10-08 10:30:13 AM
Well, you know the poors have small pox.
 
2012-10-08 10:33:29 AM
Romney can be seen laughing off the situation but he also appears to be a little uncomfortable.

Wouldn't anyone?
 
2012-10-08 10:41:15 AM

Quasar: Romney can be seen laughing off the situation but he also appears to be a little uncomfortable.

Wouldn't anyone?


Oh yes. He handled that better than most would.
 
2012-10-08 10:44:31 AM

Quasar: Romney can be seen laughing off the situation but he also appears to be a little uncomfortable.

Wouldn't anyone?


He's never felt the touch of a common person. The help didn't know their place apparently.
 
2012-10-08 10:52:03 AM
That was.. weird. I'm sure the libs will try to manufacture some outrage, though, so it may be fun.
 
2012-10-08 10:55:57 AM
thepulpit.freedomblogging.com
 
2012-10-08 11:00:06 AM

stpauler: [t0.gstatic.com image 219x230]

If you sniff enough chloroform cocaine, you get immune win the debate.


Not sure if this guy was being conscious/funny about the flop sweat during the debate, or if Rmoney is just at the point where it just happens or the time, or if he's collecting it for a Santaria ritual.
 
2012-10-08 11:00:47 AM
"Later, in a restroom stall, things got REALLY odd."
 
2012-10-08 11:15:28 AM

serial_crusher: [thepulpit.freedomblogging.com image 576x720]


Where are my smart/funny tags when I need them??
 
2012-10-08 11:28:22 AM

desertmouse: Restaurant guy was overly weird though to wipe someone's face like that.


I've been to a restaurant like that - a real old-school Italian place in Jersey, that looked like something straight out of GoodFellas. I never saw such a freakishly attentive waitstaff. My date took out her lipstick and from out of nowhere came a waiter with a little mirror just in case either one of us wanted to be sure we looked okay.

Made me feel a bit like Morris Day, but W. T. F. (/csb)
 
2012-10-08 11:47:59 AM
That's just weird. I'd be totally skeeved out if someone I didn't know wanted to wipe my face.

I just hope they aren't using the DNA to clone the son of a biatch.
 
2012-10-08 12:32:11 PM
The guy thought it was Obama and he was wiping the white off.
 
2012-10-08 01:06:18 PM
Yeah...maybe Romney isn't so much a robot, but more like Data, trying to get his emotion chip to work right.

I'd be f*cking uncomfortable, too. 'GET OUTTA MY FACE, JACKASS'

Man. Personal space. What's it good for?
 
2012-10-08 01:20:49 PM
Well that does it. If he doesn't like getting his face wiped by another guy, I'm clearly voting for the other guy...Pat Paulsen
 
2012-10-08 01:50:45 PM

serial_crusher: [thepulpit.freedomblogging.com image 576x720]


Haha! nice one.
 
2012-10-08 01:53:29 PM
You should've seen what happened when Romney used their bathroom.
 
2012-10-08 01:55:27 PM

xanadian: Man. Personal space. What's it good for?


Absolutely NOTHIN
 
2012-10-08 01:55:59 PM
I can't wait for the libs to start attacking that restaurant like what happened with the pizza fellow in Florida. (new window)
 
2012-10-08 01:57:01 PM
1) Yeah, that staff person was kinda getting a bit too touchy. Should only be the candidate's staff that is allowed to do any make-up work. You don't want that guy to hand that handkerchief off to someone for DNA collection do you?

2) And what's up with local business ads on news websites? Are they too stupid to realize that they're paying money to advertise to people who will NEVER EVER use their service because we live half way around the world? Stick with your local TV or radio stations, guys.
 
2012-10-08 01:57:40 PM
Napkin. Wipe. Bad.
 
2012-10-08 01:59:00 PM
Bear hugs are for the other guy.
 
2012-10-08 02:00:06 PM
www.notshallow.org

You get a blowjob easier than you get that.
 
2012-10-08 02:00:22 PM
He's just uncomfortable because it was caught on tape. Romney probably has house staff do that for him all the time.
 
2012-10-08 02:01:17 PM
Dear Willard,

Please understand we don't wipe your ass until after you become President, as in if you become President.

Love,

All The Lil Boot Lickers In WashDC
 
2012-10-08 02:01:53 PM
The man just saw some condensation build up, and took care of it.
 
2012-10-08 02:02:34 PM

gwenners: I can't wait for the libs to start attacking that restaurant like what happened with the pizza fellow in Florida. (new window)


No, those were conservatives attacking in Florida. I'm afraid you'll probably be waiting quite a while on this one.
 
2012-10-08 02:02:40 PM
I can't wait for the cons to come into this thread and tell us how they want the libs to react to this blurb.
 
2012-10-08 02:05:36 PM

gwenners: I can't wait for the libs to start attacking that restaurant like what happened with the pizza fellow in Florida. (new window)


People who abuse citizens because of their political beliefs are the scum of the earth.
 
2012-10-08 02:05:52 PM
He deserved it after rubbing Obama's nose in it at the debate.
 
2012-10-08 02:06:36 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Later, in a restroom stall, things got REALLY odd."

"Why are these two guys from a Tom of Finland cartoon here?!?!"
 
2012-10-08 02:07:17 PM

tommyl66: xanadian: Man. Personal space. What's it good for?

Absolutely NOTHIN


Say it again.
 
2012-10-08 02:07:45 PM

gwenners: I can't wait for the libs to start attacking that restaurant like what happened with the pizza fellow in Florida. (new window)


Sure. You can wait. (four more years)
 
2012-10-08 02:08:14 PM
Now that the waiter has Rmoney's dna, the experiments can commence!


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2012-10-08 02:12:47 PM
wttg.images.worldnow.com
Biden would have been too busy talking to the lady with the bewbs to notice someone wiping his face off.
 
2012-10-08 02:14:55 PM

Lucky LaRue: That was.. weird. I'm sure the libs will try to manufacture some outrage, though, so it may be fun.


Well, far from a consensus, but here it is:

AbbeySomeone: So He can't even wipe his own face?
I hope they tagged some sort of gratuity on the check. Waitstaff in that area make 3.12 an hour and he strikes me as a lousy tipper.


As for this neo-hippie liberal libby lib lib (me), I don't understand why this even warranted a blurb. It would've been more interesting if he requested or even enjoyed his face being wiped by "the 47%," but this is all very meh.

nytmare:
I can't wait for the cons to come into this thread and tell us how they want the libs to react to this blurb.

Oh dammit, you're right.

/ Fed a troll
// That was my act of charity for today
 
2012-10-08 02:15:06 PM
Are we seriously this stupid that sh*t like this is even remotely a story?
 
2012-10-08 02:15:38 PM

Publikwerks: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
Biden would have been too busy talking to the lady with the bewbs to notice someone wiping his face off.


Maybe that's where the napkin went next...
"Ma'am, your chest looks a might sweaty."
 
2012-10-08 02:17:06 PM
Maybe it was a magnetized napkin and they were trying to wipe his memory clean?
 
2012-10-08 02:17:54 PM

bdub77: Are we seriously this stupid that sh*t like this is even remotely a story?


"It's not news, it's....". I forget the rest.
 
2012-10-08 02:19:33 PM
Romney's circuitry isn't well-shielded from moister and this guy was just making sure there weren't going to be any unfortunate shorts, but you people fail to realize this and call him weird for helping out.
 
2012-10-08 02:20:53 PM
Doesn't he have Secret Service protection now that he's an official candidate (and months before when he was a front runner)... where the hell are they in this picture? Admittedly, he probably just 'waved them off' but if you're meant to protect a person, wouldn't that mean keeping away napking wielders? What if that napkin was loaded?
 
2012-10-08 02:24:00 PM
I think the bald guy just realizes the dangers of dome glare through his own harrowing life experience and was just trying to help Romney out for the cameras.
 
2012-10-08 02:24:52 PM

PainInTheASP: naughtyrev: Ok, I'd find that uncomfortable, too. Strangers touching my face? Yeah, that's odd.

"Odd" is what they plan on doing with the napkin after he leaves.


Do we HAVE the technology to clone an android from the DNA contained in its sweat?
 
2012-10-08 02:28:07 PM

naughtyrev: Ok, I'd find that uncomfortable, too. Strangers touching my face? Yeah, that's odd.


Yeah I don't like Mitt, but if someone did that to me I'd be a little uncomfortable too. Nothing to see here, move along. Well other than some weirdo taking liberties touching another persons face.
 
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