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(Yahoo)   Not news: Rams receiver Danny Amendola suffered a dislocated collarbone on Thursday night. Holy Fark: which was a life threatening injury as the bone popped inward and put his trachea and aorta in danger   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-08 11:50:46 AM
Not news: Rams receiver Danny Amendola suffered a dislocated collarbone on Thursday night. Holy Fark: which was could have been a life threatening injury as the bone popped inward and put his trachea and aorta in danger

FTFY subby. Every injury can be life threatening when you add conjecture.
 
2012-10-08 12:32:31 PM
I had no clue you could dislocate a collerbone... I just assmed it would snap before it popped out.
 
2012-10-08 12:41:53 PM
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2012-10-08 12:48:21 PM
The Rams' medical staff acted quickly, putting Amendola to sleep before popping the clavicle back into place and making sure it could not dislodge again.

Tom Heckert tried this with the entire Browns line-up, but forgot to reverse the procedure.
 
2012-10-08 12:52:59 PM
I crossed train tracks within a minute of a train going by. LIFE THREATENING TRAINWRECK NARROWLY AVOIDED.

Sense threatening headline not so much.
 
2012-10-08 01:13:26 PM
I'm trying to imagine how dislocated a collar bone would have to be to narrowly miss an aorta.
 
2012-10-08 01:24:31 PM
I thought amendola was a life-threatening condition?
 
2012-10-08 01:43:03 PM
Only hours after I picked up and started the bastard for my fantasy team. Thanks for the 2 points (I could have had Crabtree's 10 points) and the burned roster spot, ASSHOLE!
 
2012-10-08 02:05:23 PM
The Rams' medical staff acted quickly, putting Amendola to sleep before popping the clavicle back into place and making sure it could not dislodge again.

Now that's a well-tampered clavicle.
 
2012-10-08 02:23:30 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Only hours after I picked up and started the bastard for my fantasy team. Thanks for the 2 points (I could have had Crabtree's 10 points) and the burned roster spot, ASSHOLE!


Why didn't he text you ahead of time??? Asshole!
 
2012-10-08 02:26:43 PM

RedZoneTuba: The Rams' medical staff acted quickly, putting Amendola to sleep before popping the clavicle back into place and making sure it could not dislodge again.

Now that's a well-tampered clavicle.


Bach jokes in my sports thread?!

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2012-10-08 02:52:19 PM
/insert generic fantasy football gripe here
 
2012-10-08 02:54:42 PM

RedZoneTuba: Now that's a well-tampered clavicle.


Fark: Where the Sports tab is filled with intellectuals and the Politics tab is filled with people who mindlessly cheer for their favorite team.

/The cool kids also hang out on the Geek tab, and everyone knows the Entertainment tab is just for nerds.
 
2012-10-08 03:08:07 PM

MrVeach: HaywoodJablonski: Only hours after I picked up and started the bastard for my fantasy team. Thanks for the 2 points (I could have had Crabtree's 10 points) and the burned roster spot, ASSHOLE!

Why didn't he text you ahead of time??? Asshole!


Exactly! At least send a tweet, you know?
 
2012-10-08 03:30:04 PM
I narrowly missed a life threating shotgun shot to the face by not getting shot at all.
 
2012-10-08 03:33:34 PM

RedZoneTuba: The Rams' medical staff acted quickly, putting Amendola to sleep before popping the clavicle back into place and making sure it could not dislodge again.

Now that's a well-tampered clavicle.


Bach to pun school with you!
 
2012-10-08 04:20:56 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Only hours after I picked up and started the bastard for my fantasy team. Thanks for the 2 points (I could have had Crabtree's 10 points) and the burned roster spot, ASSHOLE!


http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8424339/fantasy-football-destroyin g-our-perceptions-nfl-athletes

I'll just leave this here.
 
2012-10-08 04:21:44 PM

bacongood: I had no clue you could dislocate a collerbone... I just assmed it would snap before it popped out.


I've had the same injury. I'm not a doctor... but I think some people just have strong bones... or maybe weak joints.

Through my years (and years) of sports, working construction, bar fighting and crashing motorcycles... I've never broken a bone. Yet... I have dislocated both thumbs, several fingers, a couple toes, right clavicle, left shoulder, jaw, both elbows... in addition to the other sprains, strains and tears.

Doctor usually told me it woulda been better if the bone just broke.

The clavicle was horrible... and it still hurts a little... almost constantly.
 
2012-10-08 04:22:56 PM

EvilMonkeyBoy: HaywoodJablonski: Only hours after I picked up and started the bastard for my fantasy team. Thanks for the 2 points (I could have had Crabtree's 10 points) and the burned roster spot, ASSHOLE!

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8424339/fantasy-football-destroyi n g-our-perceptions-nfl-athletes

I'll just leave this here.


Yeah I read that before. I was just having some fun, really
 
2012-10-08 04:30:16 PM
"Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee."

B.B. Rodriguez
 
2012-10-08 04:33:14 PM

Harv72b: I thought amendola was a life-threatening condition?


It is, didn't you see all those pink ribbons sunday?
 
2012-10-08 06:25:01 PM
Your move, Collie.
 
2012-10-08 06:28:37 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Only hours after I picked up and started the bastard for my fantasy team. Thanks for the 2 points (I could have had Crabtree's 10 points) and the burned roster spot, ASSHOLE!


Man, why does stuff like this have to happen to a nice guy like you? FYL.
 
2012-10-08 06:50:42 PM
He's still a jobber

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2012-10-08 06:52:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Every injury can be life threatening when you add conjecture.


A blood clot is life threatening, even if it does not kill you.
 
2012-10-09 11:23:49 AM
Over - Under on how many more NFL games before someone dies on the field (or shortly after)?
 
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